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britney spear got married

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.scott.
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today is a very sad day for many 13 year old boys having wet dreams about Brit. she got married in vegas. sad but true. if you don't believe, sheck this out Link Text


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Jan 4 2004 5:08AM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
alright the link doesn't work, but i swear it's true
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Jan 4 2004 5:09AM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
yeah i'll give it a year...two at the most.
Jan 4 2004 8:08AM
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1212j5j5
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heard it on the radio. jason alexander, is that not george from seinfeld??
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Jan 4 2004 10:18AM
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waterville_NH
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^ahahahahahahahahaha, that would be the funniest thing in the world



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Jan 4 2004 10:47AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
probably jsut the tabloids doin there thang, but whatever




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Jan 4 2004 11:14AM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
shes already gettin a divorce
Jan 4 2004 1:15PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
here.

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=145185


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Jan 4 2004 1:20PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
what a fucking retared!

she just wants the attention
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Jan 4 2004 1:37PM
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Rossi00
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Yeah just read she filed for an anulment already, she said the wedding was a joke that went to far.


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Jan 4 2004 1:38PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i wonder how drunk they really were.
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Jan 4 2004 1:44PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i wonder how drunk they really were.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Jan 4 2004 1:44PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Yeah, she must have been pretty warm.


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Jan 4 2004 3:02PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
what she has been cheating on me. ooh that bitch is going to get it now. fucking whore





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Jan 4 2004 4:24PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
Yeah you've gotta be pretty warm to get married.
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Jan 4 2004 4:27PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
she is gonna get divorced in like a couple days... dont worry. she didn't even wear a wedding dress. It's just for a little publicity. Even if she did want to actually get married... she is the kind of person that would marry some star... like justin... not some home-town guy that means nothing to her. Come on, get real, this is britany, not any ordinary nice girl...


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Jan 4 2004 4:29PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
yay! you used warm!


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Jan 4 2004 4:34PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Wait, didn't she say that she would only pose nude after she was married, but she would never do it while she was married???

Cause if so, then she better have some damn good pics online soon...


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Jan 4 2004 5:23PM
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J.D.
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^ohhhhhhhhhhohohoho... somebody better call her on that soon.
Jan 4 2004 5:31PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
haha, sounds a little far fetched if you ask me ^^


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Jan 4 2004 5:40PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
idk if it's true, but I really did see it somewhere...


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Jan 4 2004 5:41PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
wouldnt it be the other way around?
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Jan 4 2004 7:21PM
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SKI_AH
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yes Costanza!
Jan 4 2004 8:12PM
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SKI_AH
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yes Costanza!, Whats next David Puddy marries Christina Aguilera?
Jan 4 2004 8:13PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
just cause theres a goalie in the net dont mean you cant score




It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
Jan 4 2004 9:28PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
yea she got married in like jeans and a baseball hat


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Jan 4 2004 9:52PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
she was just looking for some publicity. She needed something to put her back into the spotlight
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Jan 4 2004 10:23PM
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Irotate360
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^could be, it would be so easy to keep that under raps, but she didnt want it to





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Jan 4 2004 10:30PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
one question.. WHY GEORGE COSTANZA!!!




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Jan 4 2004 11:10PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
itd be funny as hell to see a pic of costanza winking one eye with brit in his arms sayin 'bitches'




It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
Jan 4 2004 11:29PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
brittany spears is dumb is she was smart she would pose for like hustler or soemting











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Jan 4 2004 11:30PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
or do some hardcore porn with peter north and get glazed like a donut


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Jan 4 2004 11:34PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
you beat me to it




It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
Jan 4 2004 11:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^^^^ fuck you ahhaha


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 4 2004 11:37PM
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dpoiii
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ya she could star in the next north pole..hes so money


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Jan 4 2004 11:37PM
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