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What should i put on my voicemail?

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caylorswift
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WELL?? what should i put on my voicemail? gots to be funny and what not.


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Jan 3 2004 7:21PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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say 'hello?' than wait for like ten seconds.

or say 'hello', 'whats goin on man, what you doin tonight', 'cool, cool, i dunno what im doing', 'im just kidding, this is my voicemail'
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Jan 3 2004 7:23PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^I hate when people do that. Cause you feel like an idiot when you start talking to them.

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Jan 3 2004 7:25PM
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caylorswift
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yeah, i was thinkin about that, derek. but its all played out, and like 5 of my friends have that, and it pisses me off when i call em. i'll prolly get pissed off at myself if i did that, cuz i have to listen to it when i get my voicemails :)


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Jan 3 2004 7:25PM
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lj5
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in a german accent say 'hello, u have reached turkish mail order groom service. I am Akkmead if u want man slave ull have to call me later at a decent time u ignorant fock!' then pause and start screaming jibberish in the phone.
Jan 3 2004 7:29PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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'Hey this is sam just leave a message'

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Jan 3 2004 7:41PM
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Irotate360
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^genious





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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
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Jan 3 2004 7:45PM
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404404
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Sing what Cartmen sings in the epsiode when they do cheif aid. It the german song the sings to try to get money.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Jan 3 2004 9:51PM
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Insomniac
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what i did awhile back was called 1800hotsexy and timed it right so my voicemail saved what the woman said. it was pretty funny.

o yea. and thers some sites out there that you can download voicemail messages.search um
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Jan 3 2004 10:16PM
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freeskiing04
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huh?
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Jan 3 2004 10:19PM
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Insomniac
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call 1800HOTSEXY, u no those number letter thigns. and i put what the machine says onto my viocemail.


and ther is some websites that have mp3 files that you can play and put your fone by it so that they are your voicemail.


i dint think it was that hard.
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NewSchoolSnow
Jan 3 2004 10:28PM
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3ski6guy0
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mine is..'Hi, Im not here right now, leave a message after the beep....FUCK'
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Jan 3 2004 10:51PM
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Stryken
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Use the intro to that Sublime song, I forget the name,

'Hello?'
'Hey It's me'
'I thought I told you not to call me anymore Dave'
'I know...I just wanted to talk to you.'
'Get a clue Dave, there is nothing to talk about.'


We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Jan 3 2004 10:59PM
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icecreamsandwich
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you should put ' i am sam, sam i am, i will not eat green eggs and ham ' ....something like that...because you are sam ...so it all works out. yep.


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Jan 3 2004 11:19PM
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mackinnon
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^^smoke two joints?
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Jan 3 2004 11:35PM
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Grimedawg
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there is some funny arnold shwarzenegger shit you can download
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Jan 3 2004 11:37PM
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1080tahoegirl
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my all time fav. is when you say a same ol' message.....ex: 'Hey this (blah blah), I'll call you back ' and then make your own beep.........hahaha it's pretty funny because everyone always messes up their messages that they left
Jan 3 2004 11:49PM
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hucksterjibber15
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forward the calls to a porno line. on my phone its the weather number. its funny. people call me, and get the weather






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Jan 4 2004 12:02AM
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skierdudeguy
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be like
'hey you reached sam master flash, gimmie my cash, honkey roaster, pop-tart toaster, drink on the coaster caylor. drop me a line but only if you fine, another word for pig is swine, i'm hungry so im gonna go dine, and buy skis made by line. leave a message gangsta'



if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Jan 4 2004 12:41AM
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Rbamf
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i have a thing with arnold schwarzniggeers voice. its like- hi, youve reached arnolds pizza if you like pinapple i will kill you if you like broccoli, what the hell is brocoli anyways. if you like pepporoni and 9mm bullets you have come to the right place.
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Jan 4 2004 12:43AM
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lj5
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^i have that on my comp
Jan 4 2004 12:52AM
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caylorswift
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i put the chorus to 'big pimpin' by jay-z on it :).

holla.


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Jan 4 2004 12:52AM
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Lateralis
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hi, this is sams tv speaking right now, sam is currently in the washroom pinching a loaf, thanks


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Jan 4 2004 12:55AM
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spyder887
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hey its sam, u kno the drill

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Jan 4 2004 12:57AM
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cobalt
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apparantly jf cusson's say 'i am a cripple' in french

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Jan 4 2004 9:42AM
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rhcp
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ever heard the alien ear sex thing? its an answering machine message thats funny and by the end thhe alien says hes having sex with your ear.
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Jan 4 2004 9:46AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i put the chorus of 'big pimpin' by jay-z on it.


°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Jan 4 2004 1:04PM
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TannerBalls
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have a cartman quote!


Crystal-needs-a-park='i A RETAREd'
Sam Caylor='I'm the fat kid that gets made fun of at school'

BannerTall='Where did you get this guy(spokaneskier)'
Powderdayz= 'He seemed cool but he freaked!'

Jan 4 2004 2:04PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
you already said that fatty


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Jan 4 2004 2:31PM
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Adamskinick
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'hi i have fat tits (beep)'
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