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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
is fucking retarded.

So near the end of October I dyed my hair black (with non-permanent hair color). Earlier today I had dark brown hair with my natural dirty blonde roots (about two inches worth). I get some shit to lighten my hair (ammonia-free) and my roots changed like 5 shades, but my darker hair changed like 2. WTF?

Any input?

Bring on hate. I don't care.
Jan 23 2009 12:26AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Thank you. I have my moments, but with dark hair I look intimidating. People don't see that I'm just a dumb, lovable blonde on the inside. The black hair was fun, but I'm over it even with it being dark brown.
Jan 24 2009 10:37PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
i see only very nice titties when i goggle dat bitch, please pm me a link showing me said nasty tits
Jan 24 2009 10:41PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I ski every day, and I wear a pink EC beanie with a pink bandanna to show that I'm girly and not goth.
Jan 24 2009 10:46PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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uh sorry could not focus...............sorry
Jan 24 2009 10:52PM
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gbirrd
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go brittney spears and shave it all off. lmao
Jan 24 2009 10:53PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
For sure. I'm a very happy person. I also think that blonde hair in contrast with my goggle tan would look sick.
Jan 24 2009 10:58PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Ya, now I'm gettin all excited. Shit.
Jan 24 2009 11:15PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Just in CO.
Jan 24 2009 11:22PM
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Shpadoinkle
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All the blonde chicks realize that the East Coast is no good.
Jan 24 2009 11:38PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
Yessir.

There is nothing sexier on a woman than a goggle tan.
Jan 24 2009 11:39PM
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Alex_G
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id rather have a breezy with a full body tan...
Jan 24 2009 11:56PM
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tommihq
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So I read all of this confusing stuff to find more chicks in bikinis but no one had posted any. Whats going on NS?
Jan 25 2009 9:28AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
The bikini pictures keep the guys of NS interested in the subject. I somewhat know how the brain of a male works.
Jan 25 2009 10:11AM
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skiah2489
Posts: 502 - Karma: 45
this thread is soooooooooo dumbb
and its funny how this girl is responding to every fucking post in this threadd
get a life, sorry to be harsh.. but honestly
Jan 25 2009 11:26AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
I like you.
Jan 25 2009 11:28AM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
owned.
Jan 25 2009 11:29AM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
hahaha  It seems so much more legitimate hearing that from another female.  Thank you so much for that.

  Honestly, how attention starved are you?  That back and forth e-flirting was downright shameful. 
Jan 25 2009 12:07PM
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pah1500
Posts: 117 - Karma: 9

hahaha

my thoughts exactly. pathetic

Jan 25 2009 5:19PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
It was always a joke.  Unfortunately, you chose to make matters worse by insisting to have an adorable little back and forth with her.  Come on bro, this chick sucks.
Jan 25 2009 5:54PM
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sktrkdo7
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you suck

Jan 25 2009 6:19PM
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Mavrck
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dont fuck with it. Unless you have some sort of schooling in hair coloring don't mess with it. you can fo sho tell when a girl grabbed some hair color of the shelf or some bleach from the laundry room and went to town. Go to a proffesional and ask them what they think a nice color would be to compliment your style and face. then have them do it. or cut it way short and let it grow out again considering your hair is probably wheat by now.
Jan 25 2009 6:23PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Notice how I only post early in the morning or after 4? I ski all day. Thanks.

I am not bleaching it myself. I wouldn't dare try it.
Jan 25 2009 6:36PM
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Jan 25 2009 6:46PM
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skiah2489
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well actually you created this thread around noon... and since then have consistantly posted at various times throughout the day. therefore i doubt that you ski all day.  i dont like starting shit but this is just absurd because you just respond to every single post. this isnt AIM, and its also not a website where beauty questions will likely be answered considering the majority of the people in this forum are.. GUYS. go to gurl.com or something it would probably be better.  and whats with the e-flirting?? i mean seriouslyyyyyy 
Jan 25 2009 7:22PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Try midnight.

Throughout the day? In the morning before 8 and after 4.

e-Flirting? That made me laugh.

What's wrong with asking guys opinions? They are people too. Girls are bitches. Oh look! There is one now!
Jan 25 2009 7:30PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Hey, let's get down...






the mountain.
Jan 25 2009 7:35PM
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Cuckoo
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HA HA

AND YOUR SHARING THIS BECAUSE?? Sorry no one knows what this shit is
Jan 25 2009 7:58PM
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Mr.Panda
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i have naturally asian black hair and i bleached it and died it bright pink and lime green.  like, my head would almost literally glow in the dark it was so bright....  and i just let it grow out to like shoulder length and then cut it, your natural hair color should come back eventually.
Jan 25 2009 8:02PM
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MatRich
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ooh the claws are coming out!
Jan 25 2009 11:10PM
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MatRich
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I dont know, how close do you live from my house, maybe im interested!

Oh god that sounded gay! no homo!

Jan 25 2009 11:53PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
+1
Jan 26 2009 12:20AM
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snwbrdmilf
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You clearly have no past encounters with her. There is a reason why everyone is bashing on her, unfortunately.
Jan 26 2009 9:30AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Yeah, I'm dumber than a bag of rocks. Thanks, Milfy. You're so fucking intelligent yourself.
Jan 26 2009 9:52AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Sorry, but even Drew gave me helpful info.
Jan 26 2009 9:54AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Never said anything about you being dumb, nor did I put you down. All I said was there was a reason people were bashing on you. Quit being so defensive.
Jan 26 2009 10:45AM
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Shpadoinkle
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People are putting me down because this is NS. This is what they do, and I don't expect anything more or less from them. I could care less about the hate. For the people with helpful insight - Thank you.
Jan 26 2009 10:55AM
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0123456789
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*cough*political threads*cough*



and if it helps, the last pic the one with the blondish/brown has the hottest hair, and a goggle tan only helps
Jan 26 2009 11:01AM
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jfoley019
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this maybe one of the best threads of 09... From the pics of the girls from "the hills" to the cat fight.. hahahaha

Since I am a nice guy I suggest you go see a hair dresser, I know a lot of girl who have died their hair and really ruin it. This happened to a co-worker and she is still growing her hair out and getting it cut to get rid of the damaged hair. Don't go bleaching or just dying the roots, you are never going to make them the same color as the rest.

or shave it off like Sinead Oconnor go on SNL and rip up a picture of the Pope

Jan 26 2009 12:48PM
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snowbladesforlife
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You live in Summit County, men would fuck bald chicks there. You must have a seriously fucked up grill if you are trying that hard to repair your hair.
Jan 26 2009 12:51PM
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StevenSegal
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Well I think all agree when I ask....

Does the carpet match the drapes?
Jan 26 2009 12:51PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Haha, if you think the reason people are hating on you simply because it is NS, you need to go back a read some threads that you butchered. No offense, but you do it to yourself. And for some reason, you come back for more. Its entertaining, really.
Jan 26 2009 12:52PM
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vzdz
Posts: 782 - Karma: 87
Its ok.

She's the most upsetting, annoying, frustrating, lonely, desperate  person I've ever witnessed in the entire world. She desperate for attention, even if the attention  is really everyone's frustration at her idiocy. But its ok, I feel kind of bad, but not really, because reading her comebacks make my monday mornings  a lot better.
Jan 26 2009 1:02PM
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casual
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  You aren't a martyr, nor are you the target of random unwarranted hate that can be dismissed as "typical ns shenanigans".

  You are one of the most opinionated and prolific posters on this site, though you almost never seem to post about anything even vaguely related to skiing.  You stir controversy, you personally reply to any/all posts that could potentially be aimed in your direction, and it's pretty clear that you crave attention (demonstrated by creating this thread in lieu of asking someone you actually know, a hair stylist, googling "hair dye", and finally posting bikini shots of reality tv starlets).

  You just suck.  And, if you continue to create inane threads such as this, you will be flamed.  Ironically, I think that's what you want, along with whatever "ns fame" it garners you.  Anyone who sees aspen as some passive bystander has obviously never read any of the dozens of political threads that have dominated non ski gabber over the last 6 months. 

  snwbrdmilf said it in a subtle and polite fashion, I'll say it a little more directly, fuck off and go away.


Jan 26 2009 1:28PM
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SteezethePirate
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awe. how cute...why don't you skip the bullshit and just give us a pic of you naked, when it boils down to it, thats what we want...so give it to us.
Jan 26 2009 1:36PM
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lineskier10
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END THREAD
Jan 26 2009 1:40PM
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danbrown
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damnn....casual put aspendukes on smashhhh
Jan 26 2009 1:41PM
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Cuckoo
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Jan 26 2009 1:47PM
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Corben
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more like, does the carpet match the puubes
Jan 26 2009 1:52PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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Jan 26 2009 2:30PM
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richards
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damn....
Jan 26 2009 3:13PM
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