Ski Wax Advice

frankly i'm just impressed you could make that much semen.

Well if you got your semen on the ski then its gone in the bases and done its work. Now you just need to wait for the snow to scrape off the extra wax before you feel it.

not as well as it would if you scraped

Did you make sure to wrap your ski in a condom?

good point, contreception is key to preventing base damage! Definitely dont want to do that cuz it will ruin your life.

scrap it a couple of times cause it takes hella long for the wax to completly come off. just buy a fat ass brick of this wax called dominator green wax hella cheap works on any snow n just wax ur skis every so often scrap em a lil bit cause one brick will last u a couple of years. that way ur dont dry out the bases without having to deal with skiing with the E brake on for a couple weeks. also i'd get a copper wire brush before you pour ur love juice on the planks to get the dirt n shit out wax scrape get a horse hair brush and tip to tail and tail to tip to get the directional line on the bases. alot of shit i know but ur skis will last twice as long and ski 100 times better.

you deffinately should've scraped them. i prefer a metal scraper over a plastic one. they seem to work a bit better

Dang, I really just didnt want to waste any. I had to save up for quite a while to pull this off. Ill go scrape it off now~

"you ate an entire wheel of cheese? im not even angry... I'm impressed"

buy a plastic scraper and some sandpaper that way when it gets dull put the sandpaper on a flat surface and run the scraper on the flat edge a couple times to sharpen it. u'll never have to buy another scraper u can just sharpen it over n over. i'd suggest getting a snowboard scraper that way u can scarpe any size ski plus its easier to hold. i'd also highly recomend getting a diamond stone for your edges that way you can not only sharpen your edges without taking too much metal off but u can take off any rusty patches and nicks in your edges making for a much smoother and better ride while saving your edges. you can also keep one in your pocket on the mountain to sharpen or dull parts of ur edges elimanting the chance of catching an edge and way easier to pull of sketchy landings. i also carry with me some rub on speed wax, dakine makes a really cheap and awesome rub on wax that works on any kind of snow but any high floride wax will do. i know this is alot of shit but well worth it, even with your throw around park skis and exspeically with your powder skis. treat ur skis well and they'll treat u well. 

Does dakine make speed semen wax? Cause Im really not interested in waxing my skis with anything else at this point~

yep just look on-line and i think i saw some for sale in zummies or just serch for rub on wax online. if ur not goin wax em then u want something like a gel or guey gue that comes with a rub on cloth, this'll hydrate the bases more than a hard brick speed wax and'll last a lot longer. basically u want ur bases "moist" when they start to get dry they start to cry. wax em every couple months, trust me u'll get your money's worth and ur money back. if not then wax em let em sit with the wax on for a couple days ( if u scrape em when they're hot u lose the wax and none of it will absorb into the bases; if ur've been skiing on shit n dirt for a while u can do a "hot scrape"; wax em and right away scrape em; this'll bring up all the shit that's gotten into ur bases and'll scrape em off). the longer you leave the wax on the better but i'd suggest lettin em sit and scrap em (tip to tail) 2 - 3 times thusly taking off enough wax to stop from slowing down but enough left to hydrate the bases.   

rub on wax doesn't work except for 1 run

true; rub on wax (exspecially hard, high floride wax) is designed for optimal performance for a very short time, which is the problem with not truly waxing your bases for the wax that is to be absorbed does not penatrate or hold to your bases. i used to ski race and purchased alot of rub on speed wax ( hella expensive hella fast good for 2 runs ) but the closeest thing ur goin get to a wax without waxing is a rub on wax that is "chap sticky" (if that makes any sense) like a gel lilke substance that is hella cheap and has an alpacator cloth that comes with the wax, slap on a couple genorus portions in the mornin in da evening and another at the end of the day before u put ur skis away. u might not have a lasting wax but u'll be slip n slidin like ky jelly. not time consuming not hard and more importantly cheap. this is a lil over the top i know but if u ride till u die u'll apperciate ur planks and take 2 seconds out of day to keep ur babys (skis) from getting abducted and fucked in the ass.

holy shit u busted on ur skis!?!? thats nasty as hell! ive never heard of anyone using semen as wax before...

I see sweet planks and I must wax them, and I .....jizzed on my skis.  The new internet hit song for those who get rowdy with skis!  They slide so fast now!