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Mentally challenged kid facebook chat

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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17

I'm Mario, mentally challenged kid is Justin.
I used to go to school with him and was pretty chill with him, never made fun of him or anything but just kind of ignored him and said "whats up" when he talked to me. He started sending emails a few months back saying how no one was his friend and no one would hang out with him, he can't get a girlfriend and all kinds of shit like that. he then messaged me yesterday while i was on facebook.

5:23pmJustin
hi mario

 5:25pmMario
hi justin

 5:26pmJustin
if i hang out with u in may will u be nicer then u were to me when i last saw u?

 5:26pmMario
whats in may?

 5:26pmJustin
its when i am comeing back to bailey

 5:27pmMario
bailey?

 5:27pmJustin
yea i come back in may for a week
may 17-27

 5:27pmMario
to where?

 5:28pmJustin
i am comeing back to denver but i will be in bailey may 22 & 23

 5:28pmMario
why you go to denver?

 5:29pmJustin
beacuse i am staying with a close friend of mine that cares about me

 5:29pmMario
that is nice

 5:29pmJustin
so i wanted to hang out with everyone else and even u

 5:29pmMario
me?

 5:30pmJustin
yes u

 5:31pmMario
cool man
we can smoke a bowl together

 5:31pmJustin
I AM NOT SMOKEING ANYTHING

 5:33pmMario
why man, it opens up a whole new world

 5:33pmJustin
I DONT SMOKE, DRINK OR DO DRUGS NOT EVEN TOBACCO

 5:35pmMario
tobacco is wacko, so are drugs and alcohol but there aint nothin wrong with the ganja

 5:35pmJustin
Mario ur scarring me

 9:08pmMario
why is that scary? ganja is the healing of the nation

 9:09pmJustin
i was jokeing around with u and i dont smoke drink or do any drugs not even tobacco. i wont smoke anything

 9:10pmMario
have you ever tried it man?
everyone should try it atleast once

 9:11pmJustin
NOPE
mario i kinda need to tell u something

 9:11pmMario
yeah

 9:12pmJustin
promise not to tell anyone else

 9:12pmMario
sure

 9:12pmJustin
i'm BI but a virgin

 9:14pmJustin
?????

mario
 9:15pmMario
yeah
sorry i didnt get the message after the promise me not to tell anyone

 9:15pmJustin
r u ok that i am bi
i'm BI but a virgin

 9:16pmMario
why are you telling me this again?

 9:17pmJustin
u said u did not get what u said

 9:17pmMario
what?

 9:17pmJustin
that i was bi but a virgine

 9:18pmMario
virgina?
hey how do you make this chat box full screen?

 9:19pmJustin
green button then pop out chat
i am bi but a virgin

 9:22pmMario
so what you are trying to say is that you're from virginia? the state

 9:23pmJustin
no i am bi sexuall and i love u

 9:24pmMario
you love the state virginia?
it's a nice state thats for sure
ive never been there but seen pictures
real nice scenery

 9:24pmJustin
mario do u love me

Mario
sorry, i was taking a dump

 9:29pmJustin
its ok do u love me

 9:29pmMario
i dont like men so no
see thats why on facebook they have that little thing to the side of your name that allows you to select if you like men, women or both

 9:29pmJustin
u dont get it i am BI but a virgin

 9:29pmMario
you should have selected both

 9:29pmJustin
nope

 9:30pmMario
yeah, bi means you like guys, virgin just means you havent played hide the pepperoni with any of them yet

 9:30pmJustin
ok well i am not going to change anything

 9:30pmMario
never said you had to

 9:31pmJustin
do u know i love u

 9:31pmMario
see you're on the boat of both ways and i'm not on the same boat
i'm on the vagina boat
its much nicer

9:32pmJustin
ok can u show me what it feelslike to have sex with a girl

9:34pmMario
why the fuck would i want to show you that?

9:36pmJustin
i dont know

9:37pmMario
ok, well i'm going to go
peace

Jan 13 2009 7:46PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
That's weird, because I graduated with a a girl named Paige, who has down syndrome, and she facebook chats with everybody and has told girls that she loves them.

She even posts in fan groups of one of the spice girls about how nice her body is and how she loves her.
Jan 13 2009 7:51PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
maybe like all the mentally challenged kids are bi/gay
Jan 13 2009 7:53PM
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jibgasm
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
wow that sucks

retarded and bi? thats just unfortunate
Jan 13 2009 7:54PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
lol that would be funny to see a challenged kid baked. 
Jan 13 2009 7:55PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
I don't think its that, but I definitely think there may be a correlation. Maybe they feel as though they aren't loved enough and want love from anyone and everyone.
Jan 13 2009 7:55PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
for the first half i was kinda wondering why you posted this, but by the end i was laughing my ass off. thank you for sharing your private conversation with the internet, you just made my evening.
Jan 13 2009 7:55PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
lol wtf! thats funny shit! im not a fan of making fun of retards and that is on the border but its still pretty funny
Jan 13 2009 7:56PM
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.SteezusChrist.
Posts: 2296 - Karma: 276
im not the type of person who laughs at mentally challenged things, but lolololol this was funny

+K for being named mario
Jan 13 2009 7:57PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

holy shit

no reaction is the right reaction

you laugh-your a dick

you say no and dont talk to him-your a dick

you accept what he saying-now thats fucked up

Jan 13 2009 7:59PM
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BKlein
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 81
Yes that is an awkward conversation
but if what you say is true and he is actually mentally challenged and bi
then you're a dipshit, playing with him and saying virginia is an asshole move
hes trying to explain something to you, something which means a lot to him and is hard for him to say and all you can do is make fun of him for it

Jan 13 2009 8:00PM
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deezy.
Posts: 2538 - Karma: 26

hahahahaha

new favorite NS member

Jan 13 2009 8:03PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
eh, no hate man but that was kinda a lame thing to do to a mentally challenged kid. he obviously has some type of trust in you, and you fuck around with him when he is trying to tell you that kinda stuff. first, its not easy to tell others that kind of stuff, and second, he is mentally challenged. dont you think he got enough shit in his life already? that, and you tried to get him to say he will smoke (and i know that you probably had no intentions of chilling with him, but still its kinda not cool). i donno, maybe its just me that doesnt think its funny because i know lots of gay people and i know a lot of people with mentally challenged siblings and stuff.


Jan 13 2009 8:03PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
ahahah
Jan 13 2009 8:07PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17

hah. thanks man

Jan 13 2009 8:09PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
hahahahahahaha
Jan 13 2009 8:29PM
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Hairmetaler
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 15
this was som of the funniest shit ever
Jan 13 2009 8:46PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

for some reason i read all of the Mario posts with an italian accent, made it much funnier

Jan 13 2009 8:55PM
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Ski4frnt4445
Posts: 420 - Karma: 132
haha.. thats funny shit man
Jan 13 2009 9:01PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 162
hahahhahahahaha im on the vagina boat, its much nicer
you made my night man
Jan 13 2009 9:02PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,432
that was pretty funny
Jan 13 2009 9:12PM
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macvid
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
haahahahha that was purty funny
Jan 13 2009 11:00PM
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straytblunted
Posts: 264 - Karma: 11
kinda funny but really just fucked up, i would just pray that kid doesnt kill himself cause i would feel guilty
Jan 13 2009 11:20PM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11
haahha
Jan 13 2009 11:20PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
haha thats fucked. he could be lying about being bi though, retards often say stuff like that for attention. or maybe he is. who the fuck cares
Jan 13 2009 11:37PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
Yes you did, I didn't call him a fucking retard nor did anyone else who replied to this thread.. except for you. It's going to be pretty easy to stay away from him now that he lives in Texas.
Jan 13 2009 11:53PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
i think i'd feel bad
Jan 13 2009 11:57PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
i feel kinda bad laughing at this because its kinda funny
and come on people if you were in this guy's position what are you gonna do? invite this kid to hit on you?
or accept what hes saying? thats just going to give him false hope, i know he has some problems but what is the op gonna do
Jan 14 2009 12:24AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
hahaha that was real funny. it kinda seemed like it was mike from ustream talking there
Jan 14 2009 12:30AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
Mario you seem to have a case of beaver fever?!
Jan 14 2009 12:38AM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
dude, help the kid out, try and hook him up with some fat chick or something

Yea it is a pretty funny chat, but your name is......... MARIO......hahahhahahaahhah
Jan 14 2009 1:24AM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
not as bad as me...

im cool with gay people as long as they dont try to hook up wth me, and i have a good friend who is a schizefrentic gay, and another that is flamer gay...

apparently they both fell in love with me over the summer, and i told them i wasnt intrested, and then they fell in love with eachover,,, kinda messed up huh?
Jan 14 2009 12:45PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294

"you havent played hide the pepperoni with any of them yet"

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHJGHKJ SHNMSFDNG,FDSG;,DF

Jan 14 2009 1:09PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,359

hahahahaha, pretty epic story

the mario and justin one is funny too, and i would feel bad laughing at this but i dont know marios definition of "mentally challenged", also i dont know what your relationship is with this kid, obviously you dont hate him....so HAHAHAHAHA

Jan 14 2009 2:54PM
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Atypical
Posts: 1339 - Karma: 45
hahah that was funny. You're gonna end up waking up with the kid standing over your bed one night tho...
Jan 14 2009 3:09PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
we have a dude in my town named hockey dave and if u tell him u dont like hockey he will put u in a headlock
Jan 14 2009 3:14PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
the kids not like drool coming out the side of his mouth, sitting in a wheel chair type of mentally challenge but he has a lisp, hes graduated from school when he was about 20, smells like poop and is considered legally retarded.

all i ever used to do was say hi to the kid and talk to him sometimes if he would talk to me, i didn't want to be a dick but he started pissing me off with all his annoying emails and chat conversations.
Jan 14 2009 4:30PM
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