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Funny shit for resorts that offer night skiing

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Gnarzecki
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
get a laser pointer and when you are on the chair point it like 5 feet in front of a passing gaper, they will look on to that shit and you can lead them into other gapers and make a massive pile of gapers. its really funny, be creative though its funny to watch them bounce off of inanament objects.
Jan 11 2009 10:06PM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
hahaha + k for a hilarious idea
Jan 11 2009 10:11PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
hahahaha thats so funny
Jan 11 2009 10:14PM
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Smuffy
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lol im wanna try that. everywhere near me has night skiing
Jan 11 2009 10:18PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Haha that is worth trying.
Jan 11 2009 10:23PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I gotta do it.
Jan 11 2009 10:24PM
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Balto
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haha done that before, so funny
Jan 11 2009 10:25PM
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MatRich
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haha laser pointer sales are gonna go through the roof!
Jan 11 2009 10:47PM
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J.Braun
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thats so sick! your truly the einsten of gaper bashing!
Jan 11 2009 10:50PM
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Elg
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bahah, where can i buy a lazer pointer?
Jan 11 2009 10:53PM
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laurence^
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ya!!! were such mature skiers..................
Jan 11 2009 10:54PM
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MatRich
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I KNEW I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE INVESTING 57.2 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN THE LASER POINTER INDUSTRY!

Jan 11 2009 11:00PM
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skifree179
Posts: 769 - Karma: 17
you can get them at like walmart or target in like the flashlight or like pen section of the store u can also find them sometimes at like hardware stores
Jan 12 2009 8:06AM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
beautiful...
Jan 12 2009 8:13AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
well I was gonna get one of these for the cat so I guess this just sold me on it. I might have trouble finding gapers and night skiing in pennsylvania though :)
Jan 12 2009 8:20AM
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thomas_dube
Posts: 316 - Karma: 169

hahahahaha

gaper games are so funny

Jan 12 2009 8:49AM
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skiP.E.I.
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hahahahahaha
Jan 12 2009 9:15AM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
u have to have a fucking good lazer pointer for that shit to make notice for a skier.

anways i have a dank head lamp and i turn it on night vision and ski only closed trails. and put it on blinking to make sure people see me
Jan 12 2009 4:03PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
haha ya my friend and I did this last year. I won a couple in that block stacking game *claim*
They don't really follow the dot, they look up at you and smile. We just laugh.
Jan 12 2009 5:03PM
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Hairmetaler
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 15
i always did that out my window to people walking by on the street. Never thought to do it while skiing awsome idea!
Jan 12 2009 6:20PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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haha combine this with the megaphone and were set
Jan 12 2009 6:24PM
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Chrris
Posts: 568 - Karma: 211
dollar store?
pretty well anywere that has stuff for like 5 year old's gift bags
Jan 12 2009 6:26PM
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Remora
Posts: 196 - Karma: 11
Awww... that is not very friendly.

But would be hilaaarious :)
Jan 12 2009 8:52PM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 19
I have a very sick green laser pointer.  You can see the beam and everything.  Perhaps I will take it up on friday.  The cool thing is that you can see it during the day too, so I am not limited.
Jan 12 2009 8:58PM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
i need to get me a laser pointer
Jan 12 2009 10:34PM
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Gnarshred
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Word up! Green Lasers can travel a few miles its unreal!
Jan 12 2009 10:47PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,432

im am defintly going to do this. its also fun to tell a gaper that just fell that he lost something. then as the chairlift is going away from him you yell YOUR BALANCE. bahahahaha they get so pissed. me and matrich do it all the time

Jan 12 2009 10:53PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Word. Green lasers are the shit. [claim]My friend has one on his AR-10. That shit is scary when you see it in the woods at night.[/claim]
Jan 12 2009 10:54PM
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pmw
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some kid at this mountain i go to, a dick snowboarder got one in my eyes, green. temporaily blinded me, i got my revenge, but dont be the kid who does that
Jan 12 2009 10:56PM
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