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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard!!

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.KYLE.
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Haha 
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Why would I not be surprised.....


Jan 5 2009 10:06PM
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k-rob
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this is dumber than the iPod...
Jan 5 2009 10:08PM
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dave44
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The typing thing looks so tedious to use
Jan 5 2009 10:09PM
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cclan
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seriously? the one big button for typing's retarded, i have a hard enough time using the search thing on my ipod.

touch sreen, then well talk.
Jan 5 2009 10:09PM
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idontactuallyski
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God thats dumb
Jan 5 2009 10:09PM
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Happy.
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Please tell me you know thats a parody, cuz it sure doesnt sound like it..
Jan 5 2009 10:09PM
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Scott~
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They dont realize it, because they are idiots, and the onion is so known for taking all things seriously~
Jan 5 2009 10:11PM
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mokeefe257
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this kinda looks fake to me....
Jan 5 2009 10:11PM
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.KYLE.
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I realize its a parody, not sure anybody else does...
Jan 5 2009 10:12PM
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Thomson.
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I think it's funny that a lot of people will actually believe this.
Jan 5 2009 10:12PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Good work detective!
Jan 5 2009 10:13PM
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AngryFromBend
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it's the onion you fucking retards.
Jan 5 2009 10:13PM
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idontactuallyski
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haha im retarded i didnt even watch 20 seconds i should have figured

"...spent 45 minutes typing an email to his friend"
Jan 5 2009 10:13PM
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mokeefe257
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yeah i think its some sort of thing mocking apple and there technology
Jan 5 2009 10:15PM
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k-rob
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ahh i just watched the video, onion news of course. not that i would be surprised if apple released something like this (oh wait they already have).
Jan 5 2009 10:15PM
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Phill.
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that is definatly just a joke!!!! idk but did anyone else read the news ticker on the bottom? pretty much gives it away....
Jan 5 2009 10:15PM
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coolhandluke
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read all the "predictive sentences" oh my god.  onion strikes harder than ever.
Jan 5 2009 10:15PM
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sk1er
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oh the onion
Jan 5 2009 10:16PM
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cclan
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i see i have been fooled
Jan 5 2009 10:16PM
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skiminnesota
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Jan 5 2009 10:17PM
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SHampson
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"and nothing is simpler than a giant wheel button"
Jan 5 2009 10:20PM
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pianoman
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a lot of stupidity has been shown in this thread....ohhhh NS......i loved the video though!!!
Jan 5 2009 10:21PM
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Dub_Digital
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hhahah "virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit"...
Jan 5 2009 10:21PM
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JasperGphoto
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o really...are you sure
(heavy sarcasm)
Jan 5 2009 10:22PM
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mokeefe257
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i was being sarcastic too
Jan 5 2009 10:24PM
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Bridges
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hahaaha man the onion always makes me laugh...but seriously if apple keeps making shit so simple I would not be surprised if that is what one of their products are like one day
Jan 5 2009 10:24PM
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idontactuallyski
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Jan 5 2009 10:25PM
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pounds.
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haha that whole video was set up like an actual news article and they had like real interviews and shit
Jan 5 2009 10:26PM
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JasperGphoto
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my bad
Jan 5 2009 10:26PM
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Slinger1x1
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its fake... the onion is fake...

"the thing you want is just a few 100 clicks away"
Jan 5 2009 10:27PM
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Peter.
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lol everything is just a few hundred clicks away
Jan 5 2009 10:29PM
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skieasy
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hahahha. my favorites were

'earth friendly screen that goes black within 4 seconds!'

and

'i'll buy anything from apple if its shiny'

Jan 5 2009 10:30PM
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mellifluous
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hahahah 'the battery lasts a whole 19 minutes"

Jan 5 2009 10:34PM
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ryan.c
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kids on ns are fucking retarted...



ahhh i love onion news. always so funny.
Jan 5 2009 10:37PM
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emopoppins
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what's funny is a majority of people are like this. but i can't deny i like my sisters macbook, its le-git.
Jan 5 2009 10:52PM
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mokeefe257
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funny sam but i was being sarcastic
Jan 5 2009 11:06PM
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Malcolm
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haha if i hadnt read the posts i wouldve posted something like that thing looks so dumb. i gues im just really tired
Jan 5 2009 11:16PM
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Dbouch
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"Its hard to say if the wheel will catch on with businesses where people use computers for actual work instead of just dicking around." ahahahahaha.
Jan 5 2009 11:20PM
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Jordan
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Lost quite a few IQ points reading the first couple of posts....
Jan 5 2009 11:28PM
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jeremy.g
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i actually thought it was real until i saw the onn on the screen. apple would totally release this.
Jan 5 2009 11:32PM
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B.Snow
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wow this actually looks like a joke "45 minutes typing an email to his friend"....
Jan 5 2009 11:32PM
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popNfresh44
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the onion never fails to clobber the organizations that deserve to be clobbered. funny as hell too, the sentence predictor was hilarious. that guy they interviewed and made the email is EXACTLY what half of north america is becoming. which is sad.
Jan 5 2009 11:43PM
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Ben.
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hahaha i love the onion
Jan 6 2009 12:15AM
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LIL_WAT
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haha it took me over halfway through to realise it was fake.

Jan 6 2009 12:17AM
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benk
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thanks. cereal just came out my nose at 1:10
Jan 6 2009 12:31AM
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Bdogg
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the typing on that laptop would get so annoying so fast. its kida ridiculous too
Jan 6 2009 1:43AM
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horner
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wow, to some of these posts.

I'm on a mac, but I still thought that was hilarious.
Jan 6 2009 1:48AM
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jstemp
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its the fucking onion, they make fun of everything. i was suprised at the amount of people who did not get the joke. wow
Jan 6 2009 9:33AM
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Shlogan
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kuz most of us dont know what the onion is. but ya, watch a second time and youll figure it out, hahah 2 min battery life, 45 minute typing like 3 sentences, making it lighter by taking away the screen, harddrive, and wheel. just look for that stuff. really funny, i must say.
Jan 6 2009 9:46AM
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Ryno
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clutch product!
Jan 6 2009 11:16AM
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