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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
so after a bit of an absence to study, chill and ski, i return a bitter and broken person. why you ask.. well i passed 3 college classes... barely... out of 4. havent failed a class before so thats pretty fucking gay. i also have a 3rd ass cheek and a near concussing fall from rails and some sort of crazy switch corked 90 thing.... in conclusion life is gay so go and die.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 24 2003 2:35AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
come on you'll live
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

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Dec 24 2003 2:45AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
all i can say is for you to suck it up and me a man !! If it doesnt' kill you it'll only make you stronger




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Dec 24 2003 3:04AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
right, which is why i intend to huck myself until i cant move next week.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 24 2003 3:06AM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
crystal doesnt need a park, that mountian is for the racers anyway. except it has sick terrain.

COC sesh E
Dec 24 2003 3:47AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
yo college sucks. Get runk an dfuck girls. Or like, talk abou t fuckin' girls like most of the asshole s one NS do. Cuz etey're idiots. FUck you Josh, you're noever on SMN anywnmore.



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Whistler Sucks
Dec 24 2003 4:01AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
that sucks dude


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Dec 24 2003 10:05AM
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master_hucker
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
bummer



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Dec 24 2003 1:12PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
well, if you've never failed a class before, you just learned something from your failures. The first time you fail, it definatley sucks, but it really has to happen. Be thankful you didn't fail out, and only had 1 F. And if the parents flip about an F, explain that failing itself is a learning experience, there are going to be many things in life that you will fail, but you cannot let that stop you from trying.

Trust me though, life could be much worse. Brush it off and enjoy what you do have going for ya.

Dec 24 2003 2:21PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
ok, leave it to the racers then etom, and we'll rock crystals cock
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 24 2003 7:26PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
waht wont kill u will only make u stronger. what if it cripples u? thought of that?
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Dec 24 2003 8:07PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
get some coke, you will be ok.



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'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

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Dec 24 2003 8:38PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
yeah just do some LSD and trip balls. works for me everytime.
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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Dec 24 2003 10:52PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
hahah do trip

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Dec 24 2003 11:00PM
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