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Maximumsushi
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Well yes folks, today is December 23rd, also known as Festivus. Don't know what festivus is? Here is some basic info:

Festivus is on December 23rd of each year.
Anyone can celebrate festivus
Festivus has 3 primary parts:
1) The Pole
2) The Airing of the Grievances
3) The Feats of Strength

The Pole: Not a tree, a pole. No decorations. Tinsel is very distracting from the true meaning of the holiday. The pole is tall, silver, hollow, long, skinny, and heavy.

The Airing of the Grievances: This is the part of the holiday where you tell your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year.


The Feats of Strength: This is the time during the celebration where the head of the family tests his strength against one lucky person. Festivus is not over until the head of the family is pinned. You are allowed to decline only if you have something to do instead.

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-Dan
DiNoMyTe!
Dec 23 2003 10:04PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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so do you really celebrate that?

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Dec 23 2003 10:22PM
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Capt.Flannel
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mehehe i heard that on seinfeld.
Dec 23 2003 10:31PM
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Maximumsushi
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Of course I do.
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-Dan
DiNoMyTe!
Dec 23 2003 11:33PM
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B-Wald
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it's a holiday for the rest of us..
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- Andrew Berwald
Dec 23 2003 11:45PM
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twix_182
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'IT'S A FESTIVOUS MIRACLE!'
-Kramer

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
Dec 24 2003 10:51AM
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Maximumsushi
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Last night, I wrestled my dad. It was fun, I eventually pinned him then we drank beer and aired our greviences while sitting around the pole.
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-Dan
DiNoMyTe!
Dec 24 2003 11:05AM
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JackieChan
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Yes, last night was one of the best Festivus' ever at our house. We got tanked and the airing of grievances got so heated that it lead straight into the feats of strength, where I smacked the old man around and pinned him down in quite a timely fashion. Good times were had by all.
Dec 24 2003 11:09AM
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Maximumsushi
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Man, this is the best time of year.
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-Dan
DiNoMyTe!
Dec 24 2003 11:15AM
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Infantz16
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i love the festivus season.




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Dec 24 2003 11:50AM
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Maximumsushi
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Come and fight your father, This is the best festivus ever!!
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-Dan
DiNoMyTe!
Dec 24 2003 9:40PM
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dilla_says_go
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i could kick my dads ass any day of the week. its my mom id have to worry about.
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
Dec 24 2003 10:48PM
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sktrkdo7
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gotta wish everyone a belated happy festivus
Dec 26 2008 12:15AM
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jKutcher
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a festivus for the rest of us
Dec 26 2008 12:51AM
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charmander
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this band mr. plow (simpsons referance) has a song called festivus.

theyre goofy
Dec 26 2008 12:55AM
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lloyd_christmas
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one of, if not the greatest, shows of all time.

everyone should celebrate festivus at least once.
Dec 26 2008 1:22AM
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fujarome
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unfortunately my airing of grievances has been done in the breakroom at work 2 years straight now...and has almost gotten me fired on both occasions. I took apart a clothes rack too to make a festivus pole. I was unable to do feats of strength because apparently in the retail world that's known as "assault"
Dec 26 2008 1:30AM
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richards
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and now for the feats of strength!
Dec 26 2008 1:58AM
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freezed
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Dan,

You rule (5 years ago)
Dec 26 2008 3:54AM
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Maximumsushi
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Come and fight your father!!!
Jan 16 2009 10:36AM
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wh@t
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NS greatness.
Jan 16 2009 10:50AM
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