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Phattim vs Lateralis

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SimonFiller
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The end is near. Who will win? That is unclear..............BUT when the race is closing in feel free to post random shit here so that you can win. Others post too!
22 years ago
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
I dont know but do either of them ski?

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22 years ago
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Skier711
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Ya thats what im sayin.
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22 years ago
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Tosh
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who cares
22 years ago
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J.D.
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Doesn't tim have like a 700 bost advantage over lateralis? I could be wrong. But that seems like it might be a lot to overcome...
22 years ago
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J.D.
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^Post*
22 years ago
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
700 is nothing you can get that in a week or two.

Lateralis, do you ever ski though?? I know phattim does ive seen pictures but all you seem to do is sit online and talk shit. Do you have any pictures of yourself skiing or where do you ski? I usually dotn even see you ever talking about skiing usually youjust talk about fucking someones mom in the ass or something

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22 years ago
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
harvey should put them both down to 0, and then read there hate mail and laugh.



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22 years ago
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J.D.
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Misty7, you are one cruel sonofabitch.
22 years ago
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freeskiing04
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naw naw then u can see who can get to 1000 first...kinda pointless actually..
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22 years ago
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waterville_NH
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yea man, my mom really pisses me off too, i know what you mean



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22 years ago
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KootenayGuy
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Lateralus, tool rules all
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22 years ago
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
dspin7x, for your information, i do ski,i ski as much as i can and also no ones knows where i ski because its a little tiny ass hill, 110 vertical feet, thats fucken tiny, i dont have opportunities to go to huge mountains and ride sick ass parks, we deal with what we got cuz we live in a shit ass place, so before you assume shit about me, take a chance to fucken know me cuz you dont know shit about me, and none of us have fucken cameras so we dont film or fuck all, we dont care about that shit, i just go and ski and try to have as much fun as i can without getting hurt, so fuck you you little cum eating faggot, go assume things about other people fuckwad


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
22 years ago
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SimonFiller
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phit phit phit in your eye.
22 years ago
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dspin7x
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Lateralis calm down, why cant you go one post without using a bunch of profanities it doesnt really get your point across anymore you fuckin cum guzzling shit face. See what i mean. All i was asking is if you do ski, just take a picture of your skis or at least your hill. And trust me i know what its like to ski a shit hill, i skied in indiana at a place that had like 250 vertical but then i wised up and moved the fuck out of there and went west. Why not do the same?

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22 years ago
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~Mr.-Clean~
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i ski a small mountain too, and it really blows cause i dont have any chances to do anything. its also a racing mountain so they dont have a park
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22 years ago
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MistaSkier
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Yeah, I ski at a small mountain. Anyone who lives in Mammoth like me is so unfortunate and deprived.


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22 years ago
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
yeah lateralis how come you don't just spontaneously move to a better mountain?
was that a serious question?


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
22 years ago
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J.D.
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Yeah, Everyone has that kind of money, and is willing to quit their job and uproot themselves so that they can more effectively participate in a leisure activity. What the fuck were you thinking? Get a cabin at whistler. Now.
22 years ago
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SimonFiller
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Lateralis...keep arguing here and you will catch up to obesetim.
22 years ago
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PhattTim
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Well, I for one don't give a flying fuck about this 'post race', to be honest I didn't even know how many I had until I checked it a couple days ago because of this 'Lateralis VS PhattTim' shit. He'll probably get to 10,000 way before me coz this site is so full of bullshit like this here thread and there's nothing worth posting anymore coz most of the little grogans (you guys) on this site are faggots who do nothing but talk shit.

And I respect guys like Lateralis, fullas who have not much cash, live in an ass place with shit mountains but they get out there and they throw down and they throw down hard, make the most of what they got and one day when they do get to a huge ass mountain and a killer park they'll probably kick your little bitch asses too.

And yes, I ski, you haven't seen any of my good pictures but there's a few on here just to prove that I do. I ski about 50 days a year. As much as I can with my limited cashflow and being a full-time university student. But to be honest, unless it's a sweet bluebird, powderday then I'd rather lie in bed with my girlfriend until lunchtime on the weekend, read the newspaper, sip a coffee then go climbing or kayaking in the afternoon. Skiing is cool but it's one of my passions, I have many.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
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22 years ago
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SimonFiller
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dude i've seen some of your other posts. your so whoring to win this.
22 years ago
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Lateralis
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^^^ thank you mr TIM!!! i dont care about posting pics of myself to show to other people, it wont make me feel better about myself or even make me feel like shit, i go out on the hill and i do it for me, thats the way it should be, so fuck you all, this thread is gay 'phattim vs lateralis' what the hell is this? who knows when ill hit 10,000 posts, it could be tonight or it could be in 3 years, oh and another thing about the money thing, why would i move somewhere else and leave everything behind to go skiing??? sure i love skiing to death but its not what i wanna do in life, i know ill never go pro or even come close but i dont care, im still young and im gonna enjoy skiing as much as i can and it doesnt matter where it is, in 5 years when i have a family and shit, i wont have time to ski or do half the things im able to do now cuz ill be doing something much greater than skiing, ill be raising a family, so fuck you dspin7x and all you rich ass faggots who get their parents to buy their shit and all they want for xmas is an oakley shirt or coat to look cool and fit in, i dont have any skiing shirts, i have a point zero coat, k2 enemies that i bought cuz they were 60% off, old smith goggles that i painted and lange boots from like 98, gettin all the good shit wont make me a better skier and thats what makes me different from all you trend whores, fuck you..........


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22 years ago
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Hahah all your hobbies like sitting on internet forums posting one liners about homosexuals and taking it in the ass. With all the time you spend sitting on this site talking shit to little kids you could be working a job or another job if you already have one instead of whining how bad your mountain is and how rich all the other kids are.


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22 years ago
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PhattTim
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haha, JibRemix knows whats up

Oh and by the way, fuckwits, I have TWO jobs already, I work upwards of 65 hours a week so I can have a life while I'm at university. I have an enormous student loan so I can actually further my education and have a promising future and I work my motherfucking ass off over the summer to save a couple of thouasand dollars so I can spend a bit of money and have some fun during the time that I'm not slaving away at assignments in the library.

I have a pair of 99-00 Line Skogens that I've beat the shit out of but look after like my babies coz I can't afford a new pair, I have some Atomic boots that I got cheap. I have a couple pairs of pants and a few jackets that I also use for other sports, poles that don't match, 6 year old Spy goggles and I wear my mountain biking camelback. So excuse me if I'm not riding the latest big mountain twintips or wearing A-frames, skiing is one of many expensive hobbies that I participate in and as lateralis put it so well, it's not the be all and end all of life, a lot of you don't seem to realise that. Oh and another thing, chances are I'd kick most of your pussy little asses on the hill too.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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22 years ago
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Lateralis
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tim and i both know where its at,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
22 years ago
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Lateralis + Tim = 4Ever im touched


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22 years ago
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jtski
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9000 posts boggles my mind.. i have been here for like a year and half on my names and i dont even have a 1000 posts. And i feel like i post too much



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22 years ago
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Lateralis
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i dont care if youve been here a year and half and dont even have 1000 posts,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
22 years ago
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J.D.
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Why do you end posts with a comma? just wondering,
22 years ago
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Lateralis
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because i was gonna say something else but i forgot


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
22 years ago
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J.D.
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Oh. makes sense.
22 years ago
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Lateralis
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is that a good enough reason asshole?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
22 years ago
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J.D.
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Yes... like I said... it makes sense...? God what is with people on here, you get pissed off at nothing.
22 years ago
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
well get used to it fuckwad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, oops sorry,,,,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
22 years ago
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Ice-Is-Scary
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dont mind lateralis hes just a bitter computer nerd


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22 years ago
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CanadianSkierGirl
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i've been on this site for 3 weeks and i have to say u guys are flying fuckwits! phattim and lateralis seem like REAL hardcore skiers unlike 90% of u who hate on people
22 years ago
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J.D.
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But I wasn't hating on anybody... I asked a question... ah screw it. *Backs away slowly...*
22 years ago
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PhattTim
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damn straight I'm a REAL hardcore skier, werd up

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
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22 years ago
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SimonFiller
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i want to know where phattim's posts are being made. everytime i turn around he is up another 100-200 posts. is he cheating somehow?
22 years ago
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Ice-Is-Scary
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no he brings his laptop on the ski slope.


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22 years ago
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ECfreeski3
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^hahaha
yeah but really, i never even notice his posts, maybe that's just cuz he talks about less noticable stuff than lateralis


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
22 years ago
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mattster
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your all just ccccccrrrrrrraaaaaaaazzzzzzzzyyyyyy foooooooooooolllllllllllssssssssss !
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22 years ago
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Lateralis
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holy shit, where the fuck is tim posting??? he was at 9300 yesterday, theres something your not telling me timbo


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
22 years ago
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PhattTim
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dude obviously by now you must know that the only decent place to post anymore on this site is in the cults. It's the only place that you can escape the sad ass little bitches like half of you in this thread. The only decent conversation that now exists is with a select group of mates put together to exclusivley exclude the homos, right on

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
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22 years ago
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What_A_Wookie
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i think shit like this shows your age, theirs kids who work or are at college, then theres the trend whores whose parents still buy them everything
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22 years ago
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dilla_says_go
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i feel like i missed out on better times :*I
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22 years ago
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Ice-Is-Scary
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mates is such a gay word


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22 years ago
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SimonFiller
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Obesetim...how come we gotta be all that?
22 years ago
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Lateralis
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tim , you better slow down cuz you said you were gonna wait for me to hit the milestone together, or i better hurry up somehow


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
22 years ago
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PhattTim
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yah dude for sure, I've like totally run out of things to talk about and people to say them to anyway so it's all good.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
22 years ago
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