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Bob_Loblaw
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 17 2003 10:42PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
iron my shirt bitch, hehe
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Dec 17 2003 10:56PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
When chicks do stuff like that, that makes me respect them less
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Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 17 2003 10:59PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
HAHAHAHAHA That is awesome! Oh man I love it, I just sent that to like 5 people on my buddy list, all feminist losers who were like 'that's so dumb'



Oh man that's great





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 17 2003 11:00PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
HAHAHAAH, I havn't laughed that hard for a while, that's so great
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Dec 17 2003 11:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
the shirt one is the best


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 17 2003 11:26PM
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skimack
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The greatest thing is all those hoes are ugly. You never see the hot ones protesting sexism because sexism is the reason they got so far in life. Fuck them. Life isn't fair.
Shit, now I'm all fired up.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Dec 17 2003 11:42PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
that reminds me of this site: protestwarrior.com



Ha. Ha.
Dec 17 2003 11:58PM
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wrenegade
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hahahaha, i love it.

stupid feminists






I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
Dec 18 2003 12:07AM
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Lord_Piot
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thats a stupid fucken site james.
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Dec 18 2003 7:49AM
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doghoy
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hahaha, that's some awesome shit, haha
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Dec 18 2003 8:18AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
piot, do you get your jollies by thread stalking me?


Ha. Ha.
Dec 18 2003 10:03PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
haha thats great, seen it before though
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Dec 18 2003 10:10PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
it honest to god makes me want to kill people like that. Affirmative action is bullshit, and it has been taken too far. yes it was need back in the day, but now it is so fucking ridiculous that a white male has to be twice as qualified for a promotion or or a job hiring due to the different standards set for minorities. I thought this was an equal playing field?? This is like a Handicapp in golf only no one is supposed to better than the other.... now its completley ass backwards.
Dec 18 2003 10:31PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Girls can have equal rights when they golf from the men's tees.

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Dec 19 2003 6:44AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
^exactly


'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
Dec 19 2003 5:04PM
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Infantz16
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skiinstead: thank you for putting my rage into words. i can't take stupid feminists who bitch about stupid insignificant issues and generally take away from my happiness. If they want to get something done, they should go around and be a pain in the ass to everybody else, because that only makes other people (namely, me) want to kill them. and affirmative action should burn in hell at this point. the people who it 'benefits' (i.e. minorities) piss and moan to no end about not being categorized and seen as separate from majorities, but in essence, this is exactly what it accomplishes. by giving them and only them an edge in the workplace or in places of education, doesn't that only serve to separate them even more and cause a general feeling of contempt between said minorities and others?




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Dec 19 2003 5:20PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I think this puts it best:

Women should feel ashamed of themselves for menstruating. It's a disgusting, ghastly foible. What better way to say 'I'm a loser' than by bleeding out of your vagina? You know, it amazes me how women demand equal rights, yet they INSIST on bleeding out of their vaginas. Well until they can show a little self-control, i say NO WAY. We don't give equal rights to pigs or vermin. We don't recognize a monkey's natural ability to sling his poo by granting him the right to vote. Equal rights should be reserved for those capable of carrying them with a little dignity. End of the line, ladies.






-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 19 2003 5:25PM
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chris_01
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hahaha
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Dec 19 2003 6:05PM
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