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Join the NS medical Advise Cult!!

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Peach.
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thats right lets make this cult huge it could be very useful to well anyone on newschoolers.
Jan 2 2009 1:46PM
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PopsicleStand
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count me in i guess. i usually have opinions to give haha.
Jan 2 2009 1:55PM
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BigZero
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 103
I think people are better off going to a doctor, you wouldn't want someone giving you false advice that could possible make your injuries worse.
Jan 2 2009 1:56PM
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emopoppins
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is there going to be a prescription pill exchange program. i think that could be a great addition to your cult.
Jan 2 2009 2:02PM
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Peach.
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then we could just call it the stoners cult
Jan 2 2009 2:05PM
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Moonlight
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I thought there was already one of those
Jan 2 2009 2:07PM
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ZavierV
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i want an invite!
Jan 2 2009 2:36PM
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Peach.
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just post in this thread asking for an invite if you want one.
Jan 2 2009 2:54PM
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Moonlight
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ya im up for it
Jan 2 2009 2:58PM
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KarmaInitiative
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Sorry, i already have my own medical advice cult: me, my parents and my doctor
Jan 2 2009 3:43PM
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Peach.
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bump
Jan 2 2009 7:07PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
It's bad enough members giving each other binding tech advice, let alone medical advice??

seriously..unqualified 15 year olds giving medical advice isn't a good idea..
google your symptoms if you must, but see a doctor if possible.
Jan 2 2009 7:10PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
"Medical Advise Cult"
Youre off to a good start!~
Jan 2 2009 7:13PM
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charmander
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do me up yo!

my moms a nurse haha
Jan 2 2009 9:43PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
insert hot nurse joke.


aside that, invite me please
Jan 2 2009 9:51PM
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charmander
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shes not hot though, and go read my thread about my dad calling mymom ad-bag yu 1
Jan 2 2009 9:55PM
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Phill.
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dont forget that the doctors arnt always right.... for example...

in 8th grade i hurt my knee, went to the doctor had and x-ray and was told "oh there is nothing wrong you probably just hyperextended it, okay no biggie just be easy on it for a week or two, four months later im at the doctor again telling him there has to be something torn cause it keeps popping and giving out so they give me and mri it comes back nothing, alright so now im thinking im just a big pussy or somethin, so i play football my freshman year with a bum left knee, and then it just plain gives out on me, so i go to the doctors a third time and they give me an x ray and he doesnt see anything and he sends me home....

my parents were pissed so they took me to a specialist, he looked at the mri they took a year ago of my knee and found a tear in my meniscus and then he said if i played a year football on it there was probably more wrong with it now.... fastfoward 20,000 dollars, a new acl, 3 months worth of mondays wendsdays and friday therapy sessions, and really fucked up knee, thats me now!!!!

MORALE OF THE STORY IS DO NOT ALWAYS TRUST DOCTORS

(shoud of sued the bastards.....) invite please!!!!!
Jan 2 2009 10:06PM
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sk1er
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im totally in
Jan 2 2009 10:07PM
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Canuker
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i have aids, what should i do?
Jan 2 2009 10:11PM
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Peach.
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If you have aids you should kiss scott vails feet then all will be well
Jan 2 2009 10:16PM
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neon1peace
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yeah doctors occasionally get stuff wrong like that, but i think youre still better off with a doctor's opinion than some anonymous teenager who's sole medical knowledge comes from watching Scrubs

Invite anyway :)
Jan 2 2009 10:19PM
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inactive
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i really do not understand that post, but i did not mean to offend
Jan 2 2009 10:22PM
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Peach.
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/id/4478/action/viewmembers/
There just request an invite
Jan 2 2009 10:26PM
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Phill.
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yeah i know, i understand if they didnt catch it the first time or even the second but missing something like an acl tear THREE times is rediculas!!!!!!

dont leave out House.... lol is that show even on anymore????
Jan 2 2009 10:27PM
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Peach.
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Oh yeah house is still on and still Badass at that
Jan 2 2009 11:14PM
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Peach.
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bump
Jan 3 2009 11:51AM
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Peach.
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Jan 3 2009 3:18PM
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doritos
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Word! I'm sure it'll be super successful, like all the other way-too-niche, no-one-actually-gives-a-fuck cults!
Jan 3 2009 6:09PM
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chimp
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hit me up
Jan 3 2009 6:13PM
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I_AM_ITALIAN
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i'd love an invite plus my moms a nurse so she could probably help with a bunch of stuff
Jan 3 2009 6:27PM
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SEABURN
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go to the effing doctor.... that's what they're for

and spell correctly if you're going to call it the Medical ADVICE cult
Jan 3 2009 6:50PM
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joey.
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Kids will end up more fucked than they already are with amateur advice...
Jan 3 2009 6:54PM
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Peach.
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God damnit
Jan 3 2009 8:37PM
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SEABURN
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stoners smoke weed, tweakers pop pills
Jan 3 2009 9:00PM
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doritos
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And junkies inject filthy, impure heroin directly into their bloodstreams with AIDS-infected syringes in dirty abandoned housing projects. Guess which one I am?
Jan 3 2009 9:06PM
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SEABURN
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Jan 3 2009 10:09PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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im in
Jan 3 2009 10:29PM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
invatation por favor
Jan 3 2009 10:35PM
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caucasian_chad
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Count me in, but I don't know if I want advice from people who can't even spell advice.
Jan 3 2009 10:38PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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you kids are idiots, obviously any advice taken from this site should be taken with a grain of salt, but sometimes it is nice to hear other peoples stories/experiences about similar injuries.... If you come on here expecting a full diagnosis, then you are simply retarded and deserve anything that comes to you.

Invite me plz, i think it is a great idea.
Jan 3 2009 10:43PM
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breezepig
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lemme get an invite

Jan 3 2009 10:49PM
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