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Bob_Loblaw
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is he really leaving? Read the 'whats up with 4FRNT' thread in SG. those little fuckers drove him out. God damnit, i say we should ban all the little faggots who make this site worse. god damnit little 12 year old bitches.
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Dec 12 2003 7:30AM
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Lateralis
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no


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Dec 12 2003 9:48AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK U ALLL WHO CONTIBUTED TO DRIVING HIM OUT U CUMSUCKING NEWBIE PUNK LOVING RAPPPER FAGGOTS!!! U ARE NOTHING BUT BADGER CUM SUCKING EMU FOCKING CROCIDILE PANDA DOUCHE BAGS!!! U FCUKER CAN EAT MY SHIT! THANKS FOR RUINING NS U STUPID FUCKING FUCKERS!!! and please erich reconsider! all of u who have left reconsider we can rebuild ns and get rid of those preppy fags(capurnicus) and get rid stupid ass newbies we can rebuild!!!
Dec 12 2003 10:24AM
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freeskiBC
Posts: 807 - Karma: 10
Fuk I just read that thread...Wat the Shit, hes gone :( fuk, all you haters out there, fuk you.




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Dec 12 2003 10:32AM
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lineskier10
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ok that sucks that he is gone but all of you people that have been here for like 6 months dont have the right to call anyone a newbie
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Dec 12 2003 10:55AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^ive been here almost 2 years. and my statememnt still stands thos fucking bitches need to get there act together they are responsible for ruining the greatest thing on ns ALPENTALIK WERE ART' THOU'?
Dec 12 2003 11:01AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
ever think he left cuz he wanted to get on with his life, doesnt have time for NS, jsut wants to ski?


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Dec 12 2003 12:10PM
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Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
I dont et why he is leaving, i havent heard the story yet.



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Dec 12 2003 1:18PM
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221
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he was a stand up guy. He never bragged about his skills, even when he was getting ripped on, he'd never play the 'yeah well I'm sponsored' card. That deserves a tip of the hat. If other people didnt talk about him, I'd never know he was a pro. Thats maybe why newbs thought he was just another punk, cuz he acted like every other normal skiier, not the holier-than-thou bullshit the try-hards all front with. plus, he was funny. 4-frnts arent my cup of tea, but I'd say he did a damn good job reppin them. 4-frnt shouldn't worry about appeasing every foul-mouthed little shit out there and neither should alpentalik. In a way, he needs a thicker skin, the better he gets, the more haters he'll have and the more he'll be under the microscope. That thread is what all the little pukes that have come into the sport have reduced it to: you get good, people like you, then they throw you away. Its so hollywood. 1080VR6, you are a disgrace and I hope you never get your skis. You can stay the fuck out the sport. to all the little 12 year old pukes: you ruined skiing. enjoy sleeping in the bed you shat in, you corporate lap-dogs. skiing was so much better in 2001. that was the perfect year. y'all can go back to playing hockey or football or whatever the fuck you did before you saw skiing on tv and heard it was cool.

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Dec 12 2003 1:44PM
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skipimp_
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haha, tru dat.


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Dec 12 2003 2:00PM
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mr kunz is a comic genuis



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Dec 12 2003 2:18PM
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He is one of the greatest members of all time, I just can't belive it.


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Dec 12 2003 2:36PM
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aoe
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couldnt have said it better 221. in the last 2-3 years the influx of skiers is basically just a bunch of kiddies thinking there hot shit, with no personalities. just optimistic views. i dont blame the kid for wondering where his skis is but for fuck sakes if mommy and daddy didnt buy you $750 dollar skis then you wouldnt be getting them in the first place.




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Dec 12 2003 3:18PM
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* pesimistic views.




'The online store is now online'
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Dec 12 2003 3:20PM
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I have Focus, which makes me Speshul.


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Dec 12 2003 3:31PM
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BrodyLeven
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wtf lineskier110983840923840923840?
just because someone hasn't been here long means that they can't 'call someone a newbie'? Anyone can call anyone else anything they fucking want, no matter who or what they are. That just doens't make any sense.

Erich will be back, I'm confident.



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Dec 12 2003 3:34PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
i havent read it, but maybe he'll come back?
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Dec 12 2003 3:35PM
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therealjerk
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maybe gone from the site, msg to bring him back
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Dec 12 2003 4:03PM
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five0
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teddy, if i have speshul..does that mean im focus?

well he'll be missed..and theres a huge need for some extermination
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Dec 12 2003 4:10PM
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i thought he was getting less and less funny but now I realize he was on a whole new level of comic genius.

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Dec 12 2003 10:17PM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
My poo cult RUINED!!!

all because of you little 12 year old jerks!

I hate you all!!!

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Dec 12 2003 10:35PM
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unrigged
Posts: 904 - Karma: 15
nnnnnoooooo not apentalik he was the shit...





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Dec 13 2003 5:33PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Who cares, its the fucking internet.
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Dec 13 2003 9:42PM
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Jeff_Thomas
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haha oh boy. so funny


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Dec 14 2003 3:46AM
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Jeff_Thomas
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Dec 14 2003 3:46AM
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strode
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first phrosty, now erich? fuck man i hope lateralis sticks around



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Dec 14 2003 5:49AM
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Dallan!
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whhat whaaaat whaaat





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Dec 14 2003 8:41AM
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rhcp
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this site is going downhill
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Dec 14 2003 10:28AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
yeah what happened to phrosty? if lateralis leaves, i quit (no not really but ill be sad)
i guess this is a good time to ask...where did he get the name alpentalik?


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Dec 14 2003 12:48PM
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linejibber550
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^he skis at alpental, its like alcoholic only apentalok and alpentalik looks better.
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well if it makes anyone feel any better I'm not wearing any pants and Santa is sitting in my lap for a change.
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Dec 14 2003 12:57PM
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skipimp_
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alpentalik just copied my style

I tought him everything he knows


the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon


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bring Back The 60's!!
Dec 14 2003 5:27PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
once i hit 10000 posts, im gone


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 14 2003 6:16PM
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NomenClature
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erich = huge ego, not huge height, and if you ever met him in person then you would know how much of a egotistical migit fag he really was. and his parents got him 750 skis for years before he FINALLY started getting something on his own. and his girlfriend is ugly and 2 years younger than him, i rest my case.
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Dec 14 2003 6:57PM
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Ski-hobo
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seriously lateralis?


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Dec 14 2003 7:00PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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its poo again. :(

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Dec 14 2003 7:12PM
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DFT1080
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i agree with erich... this site is kicked.

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Dec 14 2003 9:50PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah more than likely


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 15 2003 1:23AM
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deeznutz
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alpentalik moved over to the Powder forum.


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Dec 15 2003 10:38AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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when lateralis goes, im gone. there's really going to be no one important left who posts frequently. even sam is posting less and less. im leaving when lateralis does, not that it will mean much



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Dec 15 2003 11:39AM
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mattster
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yeah nobody cares who i am or what i think but im with u ^ this site was alot better when phrosty was here to keep all the newbies in line ...he was a jerk sometimes but he had a purpose here .... when boarder80feet came it was just like ns crumbled because of bieng phrostyless
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Dec 15 2003 11:45AM
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d-loc
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why are you gonna leave when u get to 10,000 posts... is this a post war? come on people your hear because you love skiing and love to talk about skiing. why would u just get up and leave. sure maybe not post 30 times a day but still come to the site and check it out. its fun to read what others have to say


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Dec 15 2003 12:05PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
so having said 10,000 different things 10,000 times isnt enough???


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 15 2003 12:39PM
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d-loc
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isnt enough of what... theirs no limit. u come here cuz u love to ski and talk about skiing.


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Dec 15 2003 12:47PM
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mtbaker_rules
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alpentalik may seem like a punk kid on the surface but he loves skiing as much if not more than most people. he's super stylie and is always adding new tricks and jibs to his bag. his skiing is a lot of fun to watch. He deserves all the recognition and sponsorship he's gotten in the last year.
He'll be back. This site was the Siegfreid to his Roy, the peanut butter to his jelly, the gin to his juice...
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Dec 15 2003 1:22PM
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five0
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ns wouldnt be the same if erich,stef,sam,and phrosty were all gone...then id have to step it up and yell at little kids
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Dec 15 2003 4:33PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
NO DON'T LEAVE LATERALIS!!!!!!!!!!


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Dec 15 2003 4:38PM
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SkeeOrDye
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wow this sucks. he was great, didnt even know he was sponsored till now. if anymore legends are leaving, there wont be much reason to stick around anymore.
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Dec 15 2003 4:45PM
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Dallan!
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wow everyones truelly gay





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Dec 16 2003 6:09PM
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ECfreeski3
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^what's your problem bro?^
you have more than 2000 posts, you obviously liek the site a little also...
we're just sad that alpentalik left, calm down


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Dec 16 2003 6:15PM
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Dallan!
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i men everyones gay becuause they are all like I LOVED HIM DONT GO PLZ DONT GO, but yep he was a fun dude





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