i like water in a frozen state? yea but watered down drinks sucks ass
courtesy of trouble:Okay lets add you and I subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply... then if she says anything slap the hoe and say, 'hey hoe this wasn't a word problem'
Credit to Handiboard for this one:Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
courtesy of dynastar concept: Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
this is mine
ok so have to do this to a girl u hate, so u go up to her when she's talkin and stop in the middle of her sentecne and go 'open ur mouth' wait till she does it, and then say 'umm.. no won't fit' and walk away?
my love for you is like diahrea, i just cant hold it in