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Funniest math class ever

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skiing_is_religion
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So there is this Asian kid in my math class, not sure where hes from. He was all like chill and cool with me till one day about a week ago i slapped him on the back to wake him up cause all he does is sleep in math class(no joke he has zero percent). His name is Winston, and he like looked up after I woke him and was like 'Not Funny, Never do that again' all in his crazy accent, it was soo funny. Flash forward to today's class, and once again Winstons asleep. So i started lobbing paper balls at his ass, and finally i hit him. My teacher saw me do it and started giving me shit, then Winston sat up and was like FOOOOOK YOU!, and i started laughing and then he goes on with NOT FUNNY YOU BITCH!! totally full accent. My teacher was yelling at me and didnt even notice Winston was yelling at me too, it was priceless. Bet you thought that was as good as it gets, well your wrong. So Winston settle down, and goes back to sleep, so finally i convince this chick to throw a paper ball at him and he stands up so fast yells FOOOOOOOK YOU!, flips his desk over and starts yelling some other shit and then like walks away from his desk. Im a pretty big guy like 6'2, 200+ and he starts walking in my direction for a second and i thought he was going to come over and kick my ass, i was laughing soooo hard, my buddy Randy was like backing away cause he didnt want Winston to go Karate on his ass. Then Winston ran out of the room and never came back. It was without fail the most exciting math class ever, i cant wait for tomorrow, i get to see dear old winston again lol.
Dec 9 2003 10:08PM
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Mattman
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lol sweet, I had the best PE class! SO DAMN FUNNY

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Dec 9 2003 10:10PM
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like OMG!


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Dec 9 2003 10:12PM
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good times
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Dec 9 2003 10:14PM
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funny, asian kids and math classes usually mix...
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Dec 9 2003 10:27PM
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clrumivier4life
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Yeah, all the asian kids in my classes have atleast 110%
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Dec 9 2003 10:29PM
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Dec 9 2003 11:18PM
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You're an asshole. Good job.
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Dec 9 2003 11:35PM
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UpDawg
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You shouldn't treat him like that...but it would be funny to hear him say that, I will admit.
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Dec 9 2003 11:37PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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the funniest part of the story is its an asian kid named winston.


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Dec 9 2003 11:45PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Let me share with you all the story of my first day in middle school:

So around here when you get into the 7th grade you go to high school, not really high school but our high school includes the middle school as well. Which means super-scary upper classmen and the fear of getting lost and forgetting your locker combination. So this day is a pretty big day for a bunch of 12 year olds or whatever. Oh yeah, and this school includes 5 towns of kids, which in my case meant I knew about 20% of the kids, the rest were all strangers. So we get to school and have a little assembly and go to our little crews (teams) of like 100 kids who all share the same teachers etc. I go into my first class of the day, english class and the teacher talks a little bit we fill out some personaly information, share names and interests etc. The way this room was split up were desks are either side of the room facing eachother. So you were looking at the other half of the class. Anyways, the teacher is talking, cracking some lame jokes, and randomly this somewhat sketchy kid I went to grade school with but never really knew well leaps out of his chair and grabs his bag pack and proceeds to dodge across the room and start BEATING the girl in front of me with his back pack the teacher tries to stop him but isn't very succesful but another teacher comes in for help. The kids are seperated and the teachers step into the hall to talk privately. The girl is kind of waiting for the teacher and crying. Immediatley after the teacher leaves the room the kid LEAPS up rips a huge box fan plugged into the wall out and continues to BEAT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH A BOX FAN. Yeah so the teachers run in and take the kids out of the class. I never saw that boy again.





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Dec 9 2003 11:52PM
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tandan83
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omg, me and my roomate just laughed for like 10 min after reading that story about the beating. wtf.
Dec 10 2003 12:12AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Oh yeah, and I had that teacher for that year and the following and everyday would see that box fan, missing chucks of the cage thing and all duct taped up.





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Dec 10 2003 12:22AM
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tandan83
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even better
Dec 10 2003 12:28AM
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1080chick
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hahaha great story...wish i could have something interesting happen in my classes
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Dec 10 2003 12:31AM
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PurpleSkier
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we had this kid with terets that tried to stab this one kid with a pencil. he was all flippin out cuz we had been playing soccer(full contact in health class) and so naturally everyone was kicking the shit out of the terets kid, and hte little fairy, we wont get into that, he just ended the day limping, back to terets, his name was scott, and he wigged out over anything, and thought he was the biggest, toughest guy out htere, and he kept getting laid out, so going back to the lockerroom, across the parkinglot, this kid slaps him in the head...scott goes raging, finds a pen on the ground, and is chasing this kid down. our teacher was this caveman like guy, square jaw, big slanted nose, short, stocky, that kind of thing, oh he grunts alot, and is a wrestler. anyways, he picks him up, wraps his arms around him, and scott is kicking and screaming, im going to fucking kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill you, and shit like that, we were all laughing terribly bad. anyways, he then tells vasquez, (the teacher, ya mexican caveman, in montana) that hes going to kick his ass, and he just laughs, and then scott bites him, and so he threw him like 20 feet across the gym, (he was carrying him to the office), and scott falls in a crumpled heap mumbling about who was next. i love kids with terets.

now autism, haha, we have a big fat autistic kid, his ass hangs out, aaaaaaall the time, so we did these relays one day, and we do leapfrog, in a line, grab ankles of person in front of you, and then put your head down, well low and behold, i look over, and Ron, an incredibly greasy boy, has his face burried in kennys asscrack, apparently this other kid pushed him into it, but i looked right as he made contact, soooooo funny. kenny smells bad. and farts when he sleeps.
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Dec 10 2003 12:55AM
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tandan83
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the other stories are good but the one about the kids with mental problems is kinda fucked.
Dec 10 2003 2:11AM
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sconniestyle
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yeah man, why pick on kids who cant really defend themselves? why do you not like them, cause they have autism and turretts? its not like they can help it. thats just mean spirited, and the bad karma will come back to get you man



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Dec 10 2003 2:16AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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he didnt do anything mean to the kid with autism. Just some kid jammed his face into his ass while playing leapfrog.

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Dec 10 2003 6:25AM
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nilzlet
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one of my best friends is named winston lol

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Dec 10 2003 1:55PM
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*cowboy*
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yeah, about the intital story, all of the asian kids are all studious and most of them are smart, some pretend to be, but most are very smart. hehe, asain kids are hilarious when they get mad!


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Dec 10 2003 3:39PM
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freeskiing04
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theres this asian kid in my computer scuence class. he thinks hes so smart and always asks the teacher stupid questions to make the teacher look stupid. well anyway he always wears these clothes, like ghetto people have rags and stuff but he has all these khaki ass shit and it just looks so gay. i contemplated telling him about it but hes just too much if a moron. i just had to say that haha.
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Dec 10 2003 3:50PM
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west
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We have this massive thing in my math course, now I htought she was a guy for the first week of school, so someone said somthin, so I say 'Yah pick him!' Well the him was a her.So she freaks out, and in her man voice she yells 'I'll fucking kill you bitch!'. On top of all this my teacher is this lady who can't stop smiling, so all sh ecould do was say 'Oh my, oh my'. Funny shit.




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Dec 10 2003 3:57PM
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SimonFiller
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an asian kid with the name Winston....thats so gringo, ha.
Dec 10 2003 4:04PM
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freeskiing04
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haha thats good
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Dec 10 2003 4:04PM
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SimonFiller
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not many asians know karatee, but i love how we all assume its somesort of genetic skill inherited by all asians. good stuff.
Dec 10 2003 4:11PM
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mikee
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no, you're wrong, all asians know karate, trust me.

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Dec 10 2003 4:16PM
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SimonFiller
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well i'm asian and i dont know karate, ha. maybe i have the skill, but i dont know it?
Dec 10 2003 4:20PM
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HandiBoard
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you are probably only half asian
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Dec 10 2003 4:50PM
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timber
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My friend and I got kicked out of a math meet today.
Dec 10 2003 5:33PM
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SimonFiller
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you guys must be rebels
Dec 10 2003 6:00PM
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skifree919
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Whoa math meet! ahha. Theres only one asian kid who is actually really smart, and im pretty good friends wtih him. His name is andy lee



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Dec 10 2003 6:13PM
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timber
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Haha, I don't know how it happend really she just kicked us out. It's the first time it ever happend.
Dec 10 2003 6:28PM
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timber
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Haha, I don't know how it happend really she just kicked us out. It's the first time it ever happend.
Dec 10 2003 6:28PM
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k2yeags
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lauren thats some crazy shit!!

we have almost more asians than not at my school and they all live in the dorms and are lazy as hell but still get like 4 points



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Dec 10 2003 10:39PM
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B-Wald
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i gotta agree with the other guys..that it's pretty fucked to be mean to kids with mental problems..

but..'Ron, an incredibly greasy boy, has his face burried in kennys asscrack' is hi-goddamn-larious..the kid's name's kenny..hahahaha..

most of the asian kid's in my school are all really smart..except for one kid..his name's denny chan..yes..denny..
he thinks he's albert fucken einstein..but he's nowhere near..

last year he didn't make the science olympiad team..and didn't come to school for a couple days because he was so depressed about it..
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