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Crystal-needs-a-park
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ok, so i haven't done laundry in like a month and my boxer reserves have run out. pants and t-shirts are still holding out though... for a bit. i'm hoping to make it to this weekend at least when i'm going home so my i can try and pawn laundry off on my parents. well, when the boxers ran out i had to make a decision: waste a couple hours going back and forth to the laundry room, or go commando. and you know what? commando kicks ass.
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Dec 3 2003 9:46PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
just turn them inside out, unless you havent already done that


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Dec 3 2003 9:47PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I'll quote my AIM profile:
(fuck off it's not just losers who quote themselves)


'I just want you all to know that I think underwear is completely unecessary and I choose to not wear underwear a majority of the time.'



Underwear: WHO NEEDS IT?!





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I'm just a sweet transvestite
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Dec 3 2003 9:48PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I stopped wearing underwear when I went off to college two years ago now im a better person


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Dec 3 2003 9:49PM
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cams
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i actually do not see a point in underwear like.. what does it do? nothing.. so fuck it


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Dec 3 2003 9:50PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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so ive learned, and i considered doubling back but that seemed an inferior strategy.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 3 2003 9:54PM
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MaryJane
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
Freeballin' is awesome, however there is a necessary use for underwear. When you're trying on new jeans.....for the love!!...please have a layer between you and the clothes!!


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Dec 3 2003 10:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
cant you get like infections and shit? its probably worse for girls tho, having an exposed axe gash against denim with lint in it


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 3 2003 10:15PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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how would you get infections? its all cotton
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 3 2003 10:18PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Well I'll wear underwear when I am wearing really tight denim, but I don't wear very tight denim or anything very often.





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 3 2003 10:24PM
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PhattTim
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so obviously you guys don't run or play action sports or you'd see that there really is one hell of a need for underwear. Either that or you have incredibly small knackers, god, grow up you retards.

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Dec 3 2003 10:44PM
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Lateralis
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underwear is the essencse of life,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 3 2003 10:47PM
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sconniestyle
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i never wear underwear EXCEPT when i am playing soccer or skiing or something active. when we were in hs, our track coach told us this story about his friend who ran commando, and one day, his nuts bounced wrong, and his vas deferens got tied up, and he had to have one amputated. since then i am very careful to have a pair of drawers on hand when im doing sports, but outside of that, i dont think there is a reason, and to me it just feels more comfortable.



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Dec 3 2003 11:04PM
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Line1260
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running? sports? is that like watching tv?


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Dec 3 2003 11:18PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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its finals week... i dont need anything... but yes, for athletic activity, the commando is a little dangerous
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 3 2003 11:21PM
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therealjerk
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haha, i would vouch for the freeballin but im wearing carharts right now. yeah, thatd be a once in a lifetime experience. ouch

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Dec 3 2003 11:27PM
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MadTrix4185
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u gota support um man, good way to get hernias too. My friend went commando one day at soccer and he twisted his nuts. he went into shock he weas in soo much pain and pukin and shit so the aid car came and rushed him into emergency surgery. so id advise supporting ur balls
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Dec 4 2003 12:21AM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
have you guys ever strained a nut skiing? IT sucks so bad it happened to me when i landeedonce and i about died
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Dec 4 2003 12:25AM
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SimonFiller
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you'll get a yeast infection
Dec 4 2003 12:35AM
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downhiller52
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I think the rule is: anything with a zipper requires a underwear. everything else freeball it. you have all seen the movie somthing about mary, right?
Dec 4 2003 1:36AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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haha, its the frank and the beans in there.
but during the summer i rarely wear underwear, always board shorts or regular bathing suits, but i always cut out the ball sac sac. but when you run while free-ballin, you're in for a world of pain, the bouncin around is murder.
oh, and when im skiing i always wear underwear, cause i find that when you land flat off a big jump, your nuts try to stretch away and hurt like a mo

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Dec 4 2003 2:00AM
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d-loc
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ouch i hate that when u land flat and ur nuts try and keep going and then just stop. it racks ur nuts and give you excrusiating pain, i hate it


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Dec 4 2003 9:09AM
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SimonFiller
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i hate it when you land in the flats so hard that it makes a little pee come out.
Dec 4 2003 9:12AM
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Lateralis
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no pee has ever came out, i landed flat after doing a perfect 5 then i fell to the ground and no one knew why until they came to see, i told them i smashed my nuts against the side of my leg so i was there for a good 5 minutes


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 4 2003 10:45AM
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JackieChan
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
I prefer to maintain a strict policy of containment. Good on you boys though, free your balls, free your mind.
Dec 4 2003 10:56AM
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five0
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commoando is the best...download the song 'the underpants song' by PYX 106 (radio station) hilarious song
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Dec 4 2003 2:11PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
if I don't wear underwear my thing flops against my leg and it just feels weird.

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Dec 4 2003 2:12PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
well i just lost my laundry card so im looking at at least another 3 days of sack sovereignty
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 4 2003 3:21PM
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skeechic1357
Posts: 106 - Karma: 10
I only wear underwear when I'm turned on because otherwise I get a wet spot and shit, thats just annoying.



Let's make like a tree and...bounce!
Dec 7 2003 4:39PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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^hahahaha, that's awesome
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Dec 7 2003 4:41PM
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Tiffy
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Speaking of, I'm commando now! The only reason I wear underwear during the week is because I have gym class everyday, but that'll be over in Jan. I could go change in the bathroom and all would be fine, but its the whole if you're jump roping or running then the shorts go up your butt. Skiing/snowboarding without underwear is fine and dandy, but you can't go without a bra or ya gotta hold yourself in place and that takes the fun outta things.




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Dec 7 2003 4:55PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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AHHH man skiing without a bra on actually kills. I don't know about you guys but I don't want to have saggy boobs when I'm 20.





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 7 2003 4:59PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i quite like the direction of this thread... how come all the chicks i know dont go commando?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Dec 7 2003 10:34PM
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west
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They're not as cool as you.....




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Dec 7 2003 10:44PM
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lagwagon
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donnie darko is the shit!^
FUCK ME!
Dec 8 2003 2:02AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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that was a relavant post^
come on girls, you shouldnt be wearin bras. in recent studies of cultures where woman dont wear bras compared to cultures where they do, women who DONT wear bras are less likely to develop breast cancer.
i think its time to rebel, get out those lighters and burn those bras!

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
Dec 8 2003 4:11AM
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Tiffy
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Yeah we'll burn our bras and then we won't be able to ski/board, run, do any sports, and several other things. Not to mention that all you guys will have to deal with saggy boobed wives then. yeah, burn the bras... no




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Dec 8 2003 11:35AM
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d-loc
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its all about the easy access baby


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Dec 8 2003 11:47AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
whats wrong with saggy boobs?

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
Dec 8 2003 5:41PM
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skifree919
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I play soccer and ski and run track all in regular boxers, so isnt that basically the same as commando? With the balls flapping all over the place



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Dec 8 2003 5:58PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
its not AS bad, but still not as good as briefs. but boxers are definatley more comftorable for casual use

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
Dec 8 2003 6:15PM
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theres nothing like the feel of an 'unfurnished basement.' but if you freeball, you expose your balls and ass, which sweat regularly, to your pants and pants take up way more space in the wash. so you'll soon see freeballin wont help your laundry dilemma in the long run, but it can ba a quick fix.

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Dec 8 2003 6:18PM
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sconniestyle
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haha 221 has discovered the eternal struggle i have with my laundry. usually, i just spray some axe on the 'undergarment' part of my pants, and call it clean. this only works if you have no ambition to meet pretty girls though.



mark

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Dec 8 2003 6:21PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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freeballing can be very dangerous: anything with a zipper doesnt not allow going commando. plus, the temp has to be just right. if it's too cold you get hardcore coldness. if it's too warm, you sweat and things get nasty. freeballing is only cool in just the right temp in sweatpants or on a hot day in boardshorts



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Dec 8 2003 8:12PM
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3ski6guy0
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i only do it in boardshorts
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Dec 8 2003 8:34PM
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TAK
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freeballin = great
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Dec 8 2003 10:47PM
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strode
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yah i had to stop sleeping naked cuz i thought scratching my ass through my sheets was kinda nasty





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Dec 8 2003 10:52PM
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Breheny
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yeh commando is awesome, i support it fully
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Dec 9 2003 12:14AM
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skeechic1357
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I agree with the bra thing, ouch!...and wow, I didn't know so many guys went commando...I thought it was only a girl thing...



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Dec 9 2003 12:59AM
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TAK
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''yeh commando is awesome, i support it fully''

lol...
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Dec 9 2003 1:45AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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hahahaha, i never woulda picked up on that

and you'd be surprised how many guys go commando, it jsut feels sooooo good, especially when you wear a kilt. a warm summer wind feels sooo good against your exposed loins

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
Dec 9 2003 2:31AM
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