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Girays_Brother
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have u ever been with a girl and they fart??? personally ive never and if i had i think id have a mental breakdown... tell about ur experience

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Dec 1 2003 9:19PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
watch Van Wilder....that will answer your question
Dec 8 2003 11:19PM
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TAK
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GIRLS MASTERBATE!!!


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Dec 8 2003 11:51PM
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SaraJ
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no kidding!!!

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Dec 9 2003 12:01AM
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aoe
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wow really? can i watch? please? i have $18




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Dec 9 2003 12:23AM
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d-loc
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ur gonna need a cool 50 to watch that shit man, aint nothing cheap about the pure puss


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Dec 9 2003 8:09AM
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TheWorst
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my mom farted the other day and i heard it all the way from up stairs... it was horrid
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May 29 2004 5:26PM
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lineskier10
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ya my friends sister thinks its funny when she does it and she does it all the time near me, she is also obsessed with me
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May 29 2004 5:29PM
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beer.
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One time this stupid mormon bitch I hate got up from her seat in school to stretch. She arched her back and let one rip, it was hilarious. She tried to say it was the chair, but no one was listening.

Theres also this girl in my school whos really hot and farts and burps all the time, kinda weird.



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May 29 2004 11:00PM
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IrishDrink87
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girls dont fart. its against the code. and yes. girls masturbate. read the masturbating thread...


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May 30 2004 2:04AM
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thejackamo
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hahah, i have to use this (credit does to maddox):

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May 30 2004 3:32AM
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strode
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BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. if a girl thinks her farts don't stink, she only lasts one night with me.



-Strode



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May 30 2004 3:36AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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they fart after eating at fast food restorants......i saw it on jay and silent bob

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May 30 2004 7:25AM
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SUpilot
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if you were doing her missionary style then your balls would be tainted with the smell of her ass.
May 30 2004 8:16AM
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SkiUnit03
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my mom farts all the time, and my really good friend whos a girl farts but those don't count



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May 30 2004 9:58AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
girls dont fart, why do you think they bitch so much? if they didnt bitch, they would explode.
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May 30 2004 10:35AM
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EastCoastPride
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haaha courtney i was just about to post the link to that article...


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May 30 2004 10:38AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the funniest article on girls farting..
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell


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May 30 2004 10:39AM
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3ski6guy0
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MADDOX


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May 30 2004 10:43AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
ahahhahahhahaha

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
May 30 2004 11:52AM
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LittleDevil720
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my friends ex girlfriend ripped ass once at a party, fucking most disquisting thing i have ever heard..ahhh
May 30 2004 2:18PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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I was gonna post the Maddox but you beat me to it.



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May 30 2004 2:53PM
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sugarrushthrill
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My friends little sister is super fat and looks like a cup cake and shes farts all the time


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May 30 2004 2:54PM
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skiierman
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^ 666 posts.... anyway yes they do and it smells nasty as hell.



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May 30 2004 6:09PM
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3ski6guy0
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CRAP! some guy beat me to posting hte maddox thing. well now you can look at it twice


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May 30 2004 6:39PM
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SaraJ
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I know my farts smell like candy...not, they actually stink really badly.

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May 30 2004 7:09PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha thats disguisting^ but it happens
May 30 2004 9:38PM
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SaraJ
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more often then it should

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May 30 2004 11:37PM
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schlonginator
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yes.




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May 31 2004 1:53AM
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TheWorst
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O god thats nasty
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Jun 1 2004 3:35PM
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CameIToeJam
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stomp a lot...same thing happened to me...she farted once and i was like umm ok...she just laughed...then like a minute later she farted three more times i was like...WTF? you get on top...and that ended that awkwardness



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Jun 1 2004 4:19PM
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bhill2.0
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i hope not



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Jun 1 2004 8:15PM
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TheWorst
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if my girlfriend ever farts and i find out about it... im leaving her ass
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Jun 15 2004 9:15PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
kamikaze what hte fuck type of planet are u from Girls fart and burp! hell i kicked my best friend Scott at a burping contest! now that was fun :D girls are pritty much like guys once u think about it! we get horny just like guys, we burp and fart just like guys, and well most the time girls think about sex! lol!
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Jun 15 2004 9:27PM
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misterbinz
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concept_dude, i hope you were joking

mean people suck

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Jun 15 2004 9:48PM
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NoTeefa
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SHORTSKICHICK FARTS UP A FUKN STORM, IT STINKS LIKE ASS TOO. ITS AMAZING HOW SUCH A LITTLE GIRL CAN MAKE SUCH A BIG STINK, THEY'RE NOT QUITE DIRTY MEXICAN CALIBER BUT THEY'RE CLOSE.


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Jun 15 2004 11:38PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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girl i know you think your shit dont stink, but roses really smell like poo poo poo.
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Jun 15 2004 11:43PM
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SaraJ
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ahahahaha...oh man, I knew this would come up eventually.

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Jun 15 2004 11:45PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
and I KNOW they smell bad. I can smell them, and its not pretty.

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Jun 15 2004 11:49PM
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ATLANTASKI
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I THINK MY SIG WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS

and also a lesser known fact that the french call quiffs 'love butterflies'

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

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Jun 16 2004 1:37AM
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TheWorst
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everyone likes there own brand
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Jun 17 2004 6:59PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
i agree with henrik, im convinced they go threw this stage of a few years where they dont, cuz i mean come on, imagine the hottest girl at ur school pooping...therefore, girls dont poop

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Jun 17 2004 7:26PM
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flyinghobo
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the thing has got to be once they're married they just let em fly but until then they just store it up

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Jun 17 2004 7:28PM
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davidh
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my mom farts sometimes. maybe once a month. they stink worse than any of mine tho. It's nasty. I just farted.




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Jun 17 2004 8:25PM
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bhill2.0
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I swear man EWWW man thats just fuckin ill shit thinking bout that



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Jun 17 2004 8:38PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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People that are like 'ooo haha I want to hear or smell a girl's fart' are dead wrong. It leads to very akward situations. I mean, how the fuck are you supposed to react? I was talking with a girl and other people and she farted, and it was probably the most humiliating moment of her life. It was not funny.

Plus it smelled like shit within at least a 100 feet radius, everyone in the room could smell it... not funny for her... had it been a guy, I would have laughed, but...
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Jun 17 2004 8:39PM
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TOILET
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TOILET FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Toilets are so damn hot right now
Jun 17 2004 8:42PM
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brody
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one time i made a girl fart, i tickled her and it went pffffffftt, funny shit
Jun 17 2004 9:38PM
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five0
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^^^i used to tickle girls all the time...i thought about that happening so i stopped doing it...
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Jun 17 2004 9:41PM
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hoodratz47
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i saw a drunk girl light her fart.. funny ass shit





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Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
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