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My dog can do backflips, what can your dog do?

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Steazel
Posts: 553 - Karma: 16
Like the title says my dogs throwing backflips since hes 7 ( dog years) he doesnt really "land" them its kinda like a rodeo to back. What can your dog do??!
Dec 19 2008 8:41AM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
sit, roll, laydown, shake..................my dogs not too smart
Dec 19 2008 8:44AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
my dog just kinda sits around and farts.
Dec 19 2008 8:45AM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
vid or it didnt happen and yallz claimin 
Dec 19 2008 8:48AM
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Steazel
Posts: 553 - Karma: 16

Ill see what i can get but i can promise you its magical. O_o. Also ill have to see if he even wants it filmed, hes kinda camera shy

Dec 19 2008 8:52AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
sit, lie down, possum, roll over, sit on her hind legs, spin (clockwise), twirl (counterclockwise), say her prayers, sad face, crawl, wait, bow. thats alot and it was alot of work to teach her all that
Dec 19 2008 8:55AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7264 - Karma: 33,273
wHATS POSSUM
Dec 19 2008 8:58AM
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Steazel
Posts: 553 - Karma: 16
Dang, quite a load there would like to know what possum was and how did you teach that?? Would def be a great skill to add to my dogs bag of tricks.
Dec 19 2008 8:59AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
take bong rips.
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Dec 19 2008 9:13AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
^hahahhah
Dec 19 2008 9:17AM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
my dog's are super smart, my mom trains them and does dog agility
some of the stuff they can do:
if you say "your furs on fire"! then they'll stop drop and roll over
if you say" call 911!" then theyll bark 3 times and then get my mom's cellphone, as long as they know where it is
they both have white patches of fur near their feet, sorta like socks right
so another trick is you ask them to "show me your socks" and they lift their feet up
another one is my mom asks them "whos your mamma' and they both point at her, its sweet

my dogs have the most pimpin tricks.
Dec 19 2008 9:26AM
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.KYLE.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 59
My dog acts like a cat he does a purr type thing when hes happy, and hes like just a agile as a cat, and hes scared of everything. i think his mom got knocked up by a cat.
Dec 19 2008 10:51AM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
hard to to detect internet sarcasm or just plain retardation?
Dec 19 2008 11:04AM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
lick his butt
Dec 19 2008 11:26AM
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Pman13a
Posts: 3800 - Karma: 451
my dog rings a bell when she wants to go outside
Dec 19 2008 11:28AM
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m.brus
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103
Sit, Down, Rollover, Shake-a-paw...I have a lame ass dog
Dec 19 2008 11:31AM
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H0NKY
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My dog is a lazy fatass
Dec 19 2008 11:36AM
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icecreamsandwich
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ok that's cool. i am going to try to teach my dog the stop drop and roll one. haha.

my dogs are kind of lame, well they are adorable, but they don't know many tricks. they can sit, down, high five, shake a paw, crawl, and stay. actually just the beagle can high five and shake a paw - we didn't teach the rottie, hes too big for that trick.

Dec 19 2008 11:42AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
my rabbit does 3's regularly

Dec 19 2008 12:02PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
my dog sneezes on command
Dec 19 2008 12:59PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355
my goldfish can do a backflip.
Dec 19 2008 1:16PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
my digs know sit, and one knows shake.
thats it haha
Dec 19 2008 1:18PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
my cat can throw down hard..

but my old dog.. i used to try and make her do side rolls but she can only spin left... unnatty spns were like the craziest thing ive ever seen happen on her.. she would just tweak out halfway and roll left again.
Dec 19 2008 1:20PM
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skiblandford
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he can bark at the mail man

Dec 19 2008 1:32PM
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Aaaron.
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my 96lb st bernard knows "head"
taught him with a manikin that had bacon spray all over it's head.
when you say "head"  he puts his paws on the shoulders of the dummy and goes right for the neck.
my dad used to go camping by himself alot, so he would take sam along incase something happened.
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Dec 19 2008 3:01PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
The Bunny I live with can ejaculate in a mere 2 seconds of humping... I feel so violated...
Dec 19 2008 3:19PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
epic lawl still laughing now... my dog is a cunt she can sit, lay down, and shake but she is really good at just barking at every person that comes to our house...
Dec 19 2008 3:23PM
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timmi
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my dog can fuck your dogs shit up
Dec 19 2008 4:11PM
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PhaedeD
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My dog can find weed and other drugs lost in my house with its amazing nose and training.
Dec 19 2008 4:13PM
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SFBv420.0
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Ya Mon

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Dec 19 2008 4:43PM
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dwoods5
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My dog can throw 3's, and I'm not even kidding. She has to face away from me then I throw a ball in the air behind her shoulder, and she jumps, and she naturally spins because she tries to get the ball, the momentum carries her into a 360.
Dec 19 2008 5:07PM
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carbon.pulse
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My cat bomb drops off roofs to flat on a daily basis.
Dec 19 2008 5:17PM
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CANNON^
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fuck buying weed, just have ur dog go ino ur friends house and snif out he weed!! free weed!!
Dec 19 2008 5:18PM
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quixotic
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Dec 19 2008 9:06PM
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frenchsteeze
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my dog fucks other dogs
Dec 19 2008 9:08PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
my dog can put the laundry in the dryer and shut the door no joke
Dec 19 2008 9:54PM
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thizzey
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eat your dog
Dec 19 2008 10:57PM
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mmallender.
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my cat can catch bats out of the air, no joke, i woke up one night and my cat had a bat in its mouth (still alive too) so ha!
Dec 19 2008 10:59PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
where the fuck do you sleep at night? last time i checked bats usually live outside on a daily basis
Dec 19 2008 11:03PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
my neighbors cat can open doors by pulling the handle, and it gets in cat fights with wild cats and wins
Dec 19 2008 11:03PM
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mmallender.
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my cat brought the bat right in the house, scared the shit out of me, got up to take a pee at like 4am, turned on the light, saw my cat had some random little black shit in her mouth, she dropped it, it was a bat, i flipped a shit and went and took a pee then went back to bed.
Dec 19 2008 11:05PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
oh haha
Dec 19 2008 11:08PM
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CFD
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He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?
Dec 19 2008 11:08PM
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Elg
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My cat used to wake my up for school! She would jump and grab onto the doorhandle of my door an get the door open, and then get in my bed and wake me up. At the exact same time every day until the snow started falling. Now she doesn't do it anymore, and i've been late for school a few times...
Dec 19 2008 11:21PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
that is AWESOME. the only thing that could make it better is if she had a j in her mouth for you when she woke you up
Dec 19 2008 11:57PM
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