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SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
Im all for it.... this may turn out to be some debate.... im all for peeing in the shower, eating in the shower and brushing my teeth under the old elephant hose..

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Nov 20 2003 6:57PM
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master_hucker
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
haha yea... its always the first thing i do when i get in the shower... and pissin in a wetsuit... best thing ever...



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Nov 21 2003 4:09PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i pee in the shower occasonially but the real trick is hitting the toilet beside the shower
like ive got maybe a one foot gap. every time i do it and get it all in i feel like i just won the fucking piss olympics. man, and all the fans are both cheering at my great achivement and laughing at my small dick yeah those are some good times
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Nov 21 2003 4:19PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
or pissing right, and you just start taking steps back... further... and further, until you hit the wind down then you gotta sprint back to the bowl, thats money

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Nov 21 2003 4:27PM
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Deann
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Nothing better than whacking off into someone elses shampoo

Nov 21 2003 5:32PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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Nov 21 2003 5:35PM
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Muteman
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kramer fors seinfeld is teh shower livng king. Rember when he cooked and lived in his shower? That was so tight. He even had the garbage disposal.
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Nov 21 2003 6:12PM
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c_lo
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its all about cold beers hot showers and bongs

Nov 21 2003 7:02PM
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weazelzb
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haha canonrider i fuckin love doin that shit


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Nov 21 2003 7:14PM
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Matty.
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anyone ever pissed in their snowpants? lol i did once last year but it was off a huge cliff and it felt like my bladder exploded, ya i dont think ive worn those snowpants since

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Nov 21 2003 8:31PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
It's a good system for warming yourelfup. Unfortunately the trickle runs down into your boots and then they smell bad. As for peeing in the shower, ye, it is the thing to do. It's the practical time-saving thing to do.


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Nov 21 2003 8:56PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
hmm jizzing in someones shampoo.. how about their facial wash stuff?? sounds interesting...
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Nov 21 2003 8:57PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ive honestly never thought of that..but it sounds like a plan
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Nov 21 2003 8:58PM
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winterparksuks
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pissin in your snowpants is pretty fucking gross i understand how it could happen though
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Nov 21 2003 9:02PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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i dont.. put honestly pissing in your wetsuit feels so good, cause you feel warmth spreading everywhere on your body, but then afterwards you regret it cause you were kinda soaked in pee... anyways.

Has anyone REALLY ever crapped in the shower? Once i did this turd that was sideways and would NOT fit in the hole, and one my potential plans was to stuff it down the shower drain.

Instead i just took the sticky end of a kind of toilet unpglugging thing and broke the turn into many pieces, enabling it to pass in the whole. The toilet stank for the next day or so though.

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Nov 21 2003 9:14PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i actually remember when i was like 3 or 4 my dad was giving me and my sister a bath or something and i took a crap in the bathtub
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Nov 21 2003 9:22PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
hahahahahaha
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Nov 21 2003 9:26PM
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Schmitz
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I like pissing in the cold ocean, or when snorkoling, if you do that you can tell where the pee is because the water is all wavy from the pee's heat. And of course you get that nice warm sensation.




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Nov 21 2003 9:58PM
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TheWorst
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me n my bro share the same bathroom n he alwayz misses the toilet..... and then i have to clean it up


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Nov 22 2003 12:26AM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
^ have a family meeting. you should not have to clean up your bro's piss.




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Nov 22 2003 12:28AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
yeah dude you should have a 'come to jesus' meeting with your brother over his lack of aim.


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Nov 22 2003 12:51AM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
your not fuckign skipimp_
read this trhead, it is the most unorigonal piece of shit. this thread is nether funny nor origonal, the first one was so much better. i cant believe no one has siad this yet. this site is going to shit.

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Nov 22 2003 1:28AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
woah five0 the EXACT thing happened to me around the same age.. weird.
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Nov 22 2003 1:54AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
etom read the first page..i did mention the first one....and nipe thats pretty wierd
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Nov 22 2003 8:09AM
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SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
hahahah my brotha!! i havent been here for that long, and i just got out of the shower after eating, peeing, shaving and brushing my teeth, i wondered which one of these cats enjoyed it as well! seems like alot of them do!

Share the shower peeing love! i know i do, i share it all over the soap.... and the shampoo..... and my toothbrush..


Nov 22 2003 11:30AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
yea weazelb.. i feel bad for girls who cant have fun pissing.... and you gotta use toilet paper after you piss?? i think some chicks need to come onto this thread and confess there 'shower peeing love' as sharpie so elequently put it

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Nov 22 2003 11:34AM
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3ski6guy0
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hahahahaha
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Nov 22 2003 11:36AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
peeig in the shower is so underrated! I always try to pee as high as possible, only the roof is the limit! or you can do the 'sprinkler' where you soin and pee at the same time, endless possibilities. but pooping in the shower sounds totally disgusting bbbrrrr
Nov 22 2003 3:07PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
haha....everyday i do.



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Nov 22 2003 6:09PM
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SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
anyone ever do the sprinkler and hit yourself in the chest??? that shits hilarious cause you can just wash it off!!

i shit in the shower to, its awesome until you have to stuff it down the drain... so weak
Nov 23 2003 12:20AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i was under the impression 'the sprinkler' was a 360 on skis while peeing
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Nov 23 2003 12:50AM
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7SpringsMisfit
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pissin in the shower rocks
Nov 23 2003 2:43AM
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PurpleSkier
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when i was like 5, i took a shit in teh bathtub, and i was like oh no, im gonna get int rouble, so i shoved it in the drain, and clogged it, it was gross
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Nov 23 2003 3:07AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
pissing in the shower is discusting. you are standing in your own piss ( because lets face it, you guys have horrible aim) cant you just pee before you have a shower? its not that hard. and peeing and jizzing in/over other people's shower things is just wrong. you people should be shot in the kneecaps.


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Nov 23 2003 12:58PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i only piss in a toilet.........but i piss in the toilet when im in the shower....
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Nov 23 2003 1:27PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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we have horrible aim because we get bored and play games with our piss.
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Nov 23 2003 1:35PM
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SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
horrible aim???? i beg to differ, i could piss in a mouses retina if i had to.....


Nov 23 2003 4:38PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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exactly, but when we play games, like how close we can get to the rim of the bowl, or how many times we can go around the side of the bowl, then we start messing up.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Nov 23 2003 4:51PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
hahahaha ok ok ill change the wording. SOME guys have horrible aim.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 23 2003 5:33PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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*note to self* pee in staceys shower tomorrow if I come by.
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'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
Nov 23 2003 5:36PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
mike ....actually you are not invited anymore. i dont think i can trust you.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 23 2003 5:38PM
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SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
I was thinking about it, and i am the greatest urinator to ever live..... I did the a-ok sign and pee'd through it..... you dont see that shit everyday

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Nov 24 2003 10:11AM
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icecreamsandwich
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AHAH mike! you never peed in my shower this morning. sucker.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 24 2003 1:15PM
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Concord
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Ahhhh that is so fun i do it like every morning


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Nov 24 2003 2:10PM
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SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
alright i figured out why we pee in the shower.

Personally when i turn the shower on, i put it to hot, and let the water warm up a little bit, so i dont just dive into that motha fo' as soon as i turn it on, cause every guy knows that means raisen sack. So you turn the nozzle on, go get naked or whatever and wait for the water to get to desired tempature.

As everyone knows the sound of water falling, people saying 'piddle' 'sploosh' or 'piddly paddly splooshenstien' makes you have to pee!!! and because were humans and are lazy mother foe's, as were getting naked and the water is heating up, our brain is like ..... 'hmmmm water falling, i could drop some water right now' cue the pee to end of penis.... then cue laziness, so we jump into the shower and cablammo

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Nov 24 2003 2:51PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
i just take a piss before i get into the shower then i dont have to piss in the shower.
Nov 24 2003 8:35PM
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teembosqet17
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this is kind of off topic, but when i was in like 3rd grade i went into the bathroom and some kid was shitting in the urnal (or however you spell it) and he looked at me and cried. i dont think he was retarded, but it must have sucked to be the janitor after that one





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Nov 24 2003 9:07PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
I had a buddy, Francis, who in grade 1, when he'd walk up to the urinal he would take his pants and tighty whiteys down to his ankles and piss bare-assed..... never knew why

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Nov 25 2003 9:11AM
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d-loc
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^^ hey dont make fun of me, i still do that. i need 2 hands free to hold this massive wanker :P


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Nov 25 2003 12:33PM
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wolfmansbro
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^yes one of the best episodes, i remember he made the letice for their dinner in there too
Nov 25 2003 4:19PM
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SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
I think you guys are missing the point of this whole conversation, its not a question of grossness, 10 foot wankers, mouse retinas or plippity plappity, its solely about the sprinkler, the A-OK target practise, among other things.....

Yesterday i was taking a shit, and i brushed my teeth while i was shitting... it was one of those long shits right.... so i had to spit somewhere, and there was no way i was going to get up while im firing this scudd missle into the urination lake, so i go to spit through my five whole, and like a pussy, i spit all over my thigh and my junk

fuck....

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Nov 26 2003 11:14AM
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