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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
well what r u waiting for? post the best pickup line u can think of!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 20 2003 6:15PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

-kevan
Dec 14 2003 12:21PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
fuck
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

-kevan
Dec 14 2003 12:21PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
-My love for u is like dierrea.. i just cant hold it in.
-do u use oil of oley? cuz u just took the rinkles out of my dick
-wanna play squrrels? u can look for my nuts
- fuck me if im wrong, but is your name Zella
-dont worry i got dimming lights.
-wanna go skiing? u can use my pole....

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Dec 14 2003 1:39PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
-i got the oj... can u supply the juice
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Dec 14 2003 1:57PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
shhhhhhhiiiiiiiit ^ i didnt get that one for a second but then i was like I GET IT!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 14 2003 9:05PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
^i still dont get it...
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Dec 14 2003 9:58PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
pussy juice...
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Dec 14 2003 10:55PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail!




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Dec 15 2003 12:07PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
hahaha that one kicks ass... i just got that one


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 15 2003 4:32PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
wanna play armie, i can lay low and you can blow the fuck outta me.

this ones a little lame

are you wearing space pants cuz that ass is out of this world



Homestar!
May 29 2004 9:44PM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
some of those are pretty funny, I would at least talk to a guy if he said any of them. but some were really rude. the ski ones are good, if you said them to a girl that skied they'd work for sure.
May 29 2004 10:27PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
do you wash your clothes with windex, because I see myself in your pants.

Your father is a thief...He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes-Jon Olsson

sup girl, you wanna sleep wit me?
May 30 2004 9:37AM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
this kid was playing with my phone and was like, um whats the number to this phone... trying to get my number it was cute


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
May 30 2004 9:38AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
' i like your shirt.. but i think it would look better on my lamp shade'
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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May 30 2004 10:20AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
do i kno u? that always works cuz it leads to some kind of conversation
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
May 30 2004 10:43AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
this one works well too. You walk up to a girl and ask 'are you(insert name of friend here)'s cousion? no? well he told me she is aparently very hot and i was supposed to meet her here about 40 minutes ago and i jsut thought maybe you were her'
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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May 30 2004 10:47AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
nice shoes....wanna fuck?
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me gusta cabeza
May 30 2004 1:55PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
'are you going to walk to your car by yourself later?......i'll be over there in the corner, watching you'

- from dane cook hahahaha





teem bousquet
May 30 2004 3:40PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
everybody party like its 1999.
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'becuz atomick gives him more sstickerz so he is more spansczord'
-YAMATOM9 on why Mikael Deschaneux would go to Atomic
May 30 2004 4:46PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
if you get an answer to this your gettin laid (as long as you dont mess it up after), go up to a gurl and be like can i ask you a personal question?? if she says yes, say, what colour is your underwear. if she tells you you know your in

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
May 31 2004 3:42AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
that ones pretty good ^ n apples is amazing except the only problem with apples pick up line is that the girl mite b like o i hope u meet her soon
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Jun 1 2004 2:35PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
hey do you work at subway.. casue you just gave me a footlong...........
hey do you work for ups.. casue i swear u was checkin out my package...


/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
Jun 1 2004 2:38PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
I lost my phone number... .... wanna fuck?



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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''
-Mark Hoppus
Jun 1 2004 2:40PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
I'm not really this tall, I'm siting on my wallet.
Jun 1 2004 3:15PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i didnt get that one...
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Jun 1 2004 3:27PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
ATL that might work if your looking for a Golddigger man...

Motherfuckers...
Jun 1 2004 3:46PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
oooooooooooo now i get it
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Jun 1 2004 5:13PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
wow


You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
Jun 30 2004 6:23PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
nice shoes wanna fuck..best one ever







-Chloe
skiing=radical
Jun 30 2004 6:37PM
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Saltines
Posts: 1204 - Karma: 11
ill give you a lincoln and a washington if you sleep with me

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber



The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me
Jun 30 2004 6:50PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Bump due to a relevant thread

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jun 30 2004 9:22PM
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ChaChangaLange
Posts: 158 - Karma: 11
Form saucer boy: your eyes are the color of my porshe
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Give my regards to your mother
Jul 2 2004 1:37AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
hey are you (insert random name)? no? well i was supposed to meet her an hour ago and shes supposed to be damn sexy
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Jul 18 2004 8:04PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
funny this should come back because at the fair last night i tried picking up a girl working as a vendor..she was damn fine and she was digging me untill my friend got jealous and cockblocked me, P.S I used pickup lines

'im not a psycho or anything,im just crazy about you'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Jul 18 2004 8:07PM
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nard
Posts: 474 - Karma: 10
there's a party in your mouth and I'm coming





I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
Jul 18 2004 8:08PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
theres a party in my pants and ur invited instead^, nice legs wat time to they open, may i stick my penis in u
skiing rules
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jul 18 2004 8:13PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Fuck me if im wrong but is your name helga?
Jul 18 2004 9:05PM
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Lebbo
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 6
Lets go home and play trains, you sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew.

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'
Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

Member# 101
Jul 18 2004 10:33PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
damn jealous friends...
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Jul 19 2004 1:10PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
show me your titties
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Jul 19 2004 2:50PM
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sconnyFC
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 76
oh my goodness, i can't believe no one said it yet...



Excuse me, but i lost my virginity. Can i have yours?






Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.
Jul 20 2004 12:56AM
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JATS101
Posts: 882 - Karma: 17
for whoever said the polar bear one, i heard one thats similar..... Walk up to a chick and ask her how much she thinks a polar bear weighs, once you get a rough estimate from her say. soooooo... you think thats enough to break the ice? Hi, im _____


I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
Jul 20 2004 2:32AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
Hey, im from the release the twins foundation. huh? I'm here to release your twins!'

Hey, nice legs...what time they open?

have you seen my beachball?

hey, wanna play doctor?
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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
Jul 20 2004 2:54AM
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taylorsniffen
Posts: 614 - Karma: 11
what are you waiting for bitch start sucking. BONG




jesus loves bikers too
Jul 20 2004 9:10AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
that one works every time^
skiing rules
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jul 20 2004 9:24AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
heyyyyy your sexy
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Jul 22 2004 5:23PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
this isn't a line, but say 'it's getting cold, want to borrow my jacket?' hold it out for her to put it on, and tuck one sleeve down your pants...that's from family guy.


smokin weed flippin keys makin crazy gs
Jul 22 2004 5:40PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
HAHA family guy is so awesome
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Aug 3 2004 6:30PM
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razzy53717
Posts: 163 - Karma: 10
Ever kissed a bunny between the ears? (as you pull you pockets inside out)
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Aug 3 2004 9:52PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
-nice shoes wanna fuck?
-excuse me?!?!
-i said...nice shoes...are they made of duck?..ya know duck shoes...

hahahaha

steve hjorleifson...camp of champs coach...one of the funniest guys ive ever met...



J|O|E
Aug 3 2004 11:09PM
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