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How do you wipe your ass?

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Flo_Rida_2016
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i take 3 squares, trifold that shit, wipe once, if it was a small smear, ill refold in a bifold and then wipe again.

most ppl use the crumple up the toilet paper and just have at it technique, but i find this method to be much more efficient and you get a cleaner wipe.

also how clean do you go to? I like to get it really nice and clean but some of my friends are lazy and just get it clean enough.

I know this topic is pretty taboo and ppl dont really share methods so im pretty curious...
17 years ago
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pah1500
Posts: 117 - Karma: 9
I forget who it was, but there was some famous guy in an interview that was like "If I don't see baby wipes sitting next to the toilet of a girl I'm seeing, I ditch her immediately. You gotta have the baby wipes; if you don't then you aint clean. I ain't going with someone that's not clean!" Or something like that, pretty funny
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Flo_Rida_2016
Posts: 2804 - Karma: -5
at my friends apartment, they havent gotten tp for like 3 weeks but we get ree new york times at school. Nothing better than reading Business day and then wiping your ass with it.

too bad the paper isnt absorbant enough.

do you prefer the thin shit or the triple quilted?
17 years ago
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shibby
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Hahahahaha! Yeah mang, it was Dave Pauls who made it. He wanted to know cause his girlfriend walked in on him standing up and she flipped. That shit was epic.
17 years ago
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Nicholas.
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sitting wipe either fold or crumple and i go back to front until it is clean, and i mean clean clean clean nothin on it, then i do one or two front to backs. so im concealing the spread of the doo doo feces. booyah.
17 years ago
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caucasian_chad
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Haha I just had this discussion at lunch last week.
17 years ago
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huge-go
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Definitely.
Should put it in the "how to" cult.
17 years ago
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popNfresh44
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i do the same as the OP, except i use more squares if its the thinner kind of TP. i make sure that my ass is completely clean, i cant risk getting nasty  dingleberries or that stanky ass smell which results from sweat mixed with poo residue

i hope no girls read this...
17 years ago
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
sadly. this thread has actually happened before my old sig was from it


then i point the shower head lower and sort of bend over like i am takin it from a guy and use my hands to spread my cheeks - oakley_man_540
17 years ago
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woogity
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at home-
we got the really strong/soft tp.
take 4 squares and fold it in half.
so its double stronger.
wipe till its all gone.

at school or where ever-
they have really shitty tp.
i usually do the same thing
but get like 10 squares and
fold it in half.
17 years ago
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CJHski
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only on NS
17 years ago
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LMPJibbin
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yes i have tried it. it was at a really fancy japanese restaurant i went to in new york. shit has heated seats, a spray to clean your ass. and the seat cover and the seat all move with the press of a button. kinda caught me by surprise though at first.hahahaha
17 years ago
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Spanks
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Good question.
17 years ago
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
i take like 6 squares, and i stand ( i have big hands.....and am scared of poo water). I wipe almost untill it hurts man.  I make SURE there is nothing left.......NOTHING. No shit smears for me thank you.
17 years ago
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sirskizalot
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dude, thats pretty close to sig worthy.

and i fold my tp and get'er real clean.

17 years ago
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Malcolm
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i crumple 2 or 3 bundles of goodness and then double flush to get er all downm

17 years ago
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JasperGphoto
Posts: 398 - Karma: 996
same here minus the dub flush.
17 years ago
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Snowgoner
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haha this thread is so amusing
17 years ago
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