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Best Pickup Lines/ swift killa moves

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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
Ever wondered what the easiest way to get some pussy in dem sheets? What are some smooth moves you've pulled or some sick lines youve thrown down? Gimmi some good ones

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Dec 3 2008 5:57PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
hello miss, may i pee in your butt?
Dec 3 2008 5:59PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
"I'm on the rugby team."
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"You must work at Subway 'cause you're giving me footlongs!"



Dec 3 2008 6:00PM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 43

GUY......hey waittres you forgot somthing one my bill

WAITTRES........ what did i forget?

GUY.........your number

lol worked for a friend of mine havent had the courage to ask it again

or just walk to a girl in the bar and grab her hand and go Hand to Dick......... yo u have a 50 50 shot lol

Dec 3 2008 6:04PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
3 quick and easy steps.

1) unzip

2) grab that bitch firmly by the hair

3) hold that bitch down by yo nuts till yo dun nig.
Dec 3 2008 6:16PM
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seeingstars
Posts: 422 - Karma: 14
how do you figure?

Dec 3 2008 6:22PM
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4frnt_or_die
Posts: 780 - Karma: 3
50% yes
50% no
Dec 3 2008 6:25PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
depends ont he size of your dick really. you got a 1 incher and i'd say it's more like 3% yes 97 % no
Dec 3 2008 6:27PM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 43
exactly
Dec 3 2008 6:28PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
"hey baby, wanna searchbar?"
Dec 3 2008 6:42PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57

yo babby my friend wants to know if you think im hot

my duddie uses it all the time never works thought

Dec 3 2008 6:47PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165

hi, your hot, lets fuck....

actually worked for a friend because the girl thought it was hilarious. no fucking but he;s working on it.

Dec 3 2008 6:51PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
WHY THE FUCK DOES NO ONE USE THE SEARCHBAR
Dec 3 2008 6:57PM
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Bill.
Posts: 254 - Karma: 36
Hey there, I'm no expert on pies, but DAMN girl you make my banana cream.
Dec 3 2008 7:24PM
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Eastcoastskier09
Posts: 197 - Karma: 8
is your dad a baker? cause he made you a nice set of buns


do u work at the post office? Cause i swear u were checkin out my backage
Dec 3 2008 7:29PM
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Eastcoastskier09
Posts: 197 - Karma: 8
i meant package
Dec 3 2008 7:30PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
you must be wearing astronaut pants 'cause your butt is out of this world!!!


Dec 3 2008 8:35PM
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17

baseball bat to the back of head....proceed to fuck

just joking........1 Did you fart? Because you blew me away 
      2 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?     
3 I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Dec 3 2008 8:42PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
-1
Dec 3 2008 8:44PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
but it's at zero~~!?!??!

DON'T DO IT YOU'LL BREAK NEWSCHOOLERS!!!
Dec 3 2008 8:50PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
^ ya  tottaly cheesey
Dec 3 2008 8:50PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
is yo' daddy a baker.. Cuz youve got sweet buns.
Dec 3 2008 8:54PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
hahah ive always loved that one
Dec 3 2008 8:55PM
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OMGWTFBBQ
Posts: 954 - Karma: 208
Your like a jar of applesauce smooth and creamy wet and slippery

HAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAAH
Dec 3 2008 9:09PM
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peyton
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 1,062
hi.

works every time..
Dec 3 2008 9:11PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
ive tried this one... it does not work
Dec 3 2008 9:22PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
pickup lines are fucking dumb.
on the other hand...
"are you one to accept a sincere compliment?" is a good line I guess haha...gotta smile with it though
if she says yes then you say "I am too, let's hear it!"
if she says no, she's either a bitch or is teasing you and you tease her back. not hard if you have problems meeting ladies
Dec 3 2008 9:26PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
okay okay, here's one...

...if you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning!
Dec 5 2008 11:59AM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2933 - Karma: 4,230
that would get you 0 girls

unless they get turned on by all caps.
Dec 5 2008 12:18PM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
i only save this one for the really hot girls
Dec 5 2008 12:34PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
nice shoes lets fuck
i stole that one from a other thread
Dec 5 2008 4:25PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
I always thought it was the 40/60 rule...
40% - Yes
60% - No
Dec 5 2008 6:34PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
You - Hey, want to order a pizza and fuck?
Her - No
You - What, you don't like pizza?
Dec 5 2008 6:50PM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
i imagine it works for tanner
Dec 5 2008 7:04PM
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gnarmada
Posts: 235 - Karma: 17
my cousin was bladin and sum litle faggots skateboard flew up at him and slice open my cousins dick, he had to get it glued together or some shit like that, the doc said it still has a normal functions and shit like that but his pick up line is "wanna see my scar?"
Dec 6 2008 12:24AM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Dec 6 2008 12:44AM
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