It'll stay in Utah because it wouldn't be the SUNDANCE film festival if it weren't held near SUNDANCE. There are a lot of people that help put that thing on, but when it comes down to it Robert Redford calls the shots. He'll keep the festival in Utah because he's Robert Redford, and he can do whatever he damn well pleases cause he's an American legend and none of that stupid film festival crap would even exist if he hadn't dreamt it into being. And who cares about prop 8 and blah blah blah, any state that's good enough for that man to live in is good enough for me. He's so fucking cool, I'd be honored if he would bang my girlfriend, because it would mean I would be privileged enough to be dating a girl who's hot enough for Robert Redford
, a guy who's been able to nail any chick on the planet since before I was born.
"The best way I can describe it is it felt like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut."
-Ken Griffey Jr. on what it feels like to break your groin.
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