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Blazin in my dorm room

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drecksau
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alright...lets be honest. its been a long week and its that time of year where its cold and rainy. who really wants to leave the dorm to get their blaze on?

i'm in a suite with two bedrooms, a living room and a bathroom. any good methods to keep the RA's out and the high goin?
Nov 14 2008 8:34PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165

make your very own carbon filter for $25 bucks.  ELIMINATES ANY AND EVERY SMELL. PERIOD.

there use to be a good thread on it at overgrow.com before the site was shutdown.  I've made one and it works wonders but it's hard to describe it without pictures. 

You could always go to your or your friends car?

Nov 14 2008 8:41PM
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KLovelace
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You can use a "spoof", a toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer fabric softener sheets (or tissues). Exhaling through it is supposed to more-or-less completely mask the burning weed smell. Combining a spoof with exhaling out a window is even better.

verr cheap to create too
Nov 14 2008 8:55PM
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Malcolm
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build a smokeless bong like on harold and kumar
Nov 14 2008 8:58PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
get a one hitter and burn all the weed you pack in, in one hit so very little smoke comes up. exhale out a window or into a pillow.
Nov 14 2008 9:09PM
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Alex_G
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bathroom, turn up the shower all the way so the smoke gets trapped in the vapor as well so it doesn't leave, put towels on the ground at the bottom of your bathroom door. works like a charm and we havent been caught weve been doing it this way for about 3 weeks now.
Nov 14 2008 9:12PM
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I_liketobutter
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so heres the best set up ive had, so heres whta u need

1. Large box fan, like $10 at walmart
2. King size sheet
3. Febreeze for good measure

1. Now put the fan in your window and seal every other part (screen) best you can. Uusally a pillow above it w/ the blinds half way down works.
2. Put the sheet up somewhere between your door and window so it makes another room kinda.
3. DO NOT put a fuckin towel under the door like your gaper friends tell you too. This allows air to come in and make a wind tunnel kinda. You should be able to hold a lighter up almost anywhere in the room and itll blow in the direction of the fan.

Youll never ever get caught like that, you can smoke blunts and everything and it wont smell, you just gota blow your smoke towards the fan kinda, not into it but just knida towards it.

Now if you got the money, and a loft w/ a tv across from it under another loft and a couch do this. Put the fan and sheet up still. Now buy a bunch or beer bong tubing, like 1inch round. and buy a funnel and a couple T connectors. Put the funnel on the fan, then have tubing going from the window against the wall and shit to under the loft w/ the couch. Then make 2 foot long pieces of tubing. HAve the tubing come under the loft, use the two T's and have two spots for people to blow smoke into if they wanna cheef on the couch. Plug the end and voila. Extravagant i know, but my buddy had that in his room.

Nov 14 2008 9:17PM
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I_liketobutter
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^been smokin like that in dorms for years in all different types of rooms and have never gotten caught in some pretty uptight dorms
Nov 14 2008 10:03PM
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I_liketobutter
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sry to post again but the shower thing will eventually fuck you over like it has many of my friends. most dorms have particle detectors that go off when a bunch of steam is in the room, like from the shower. then the alarm goes off and ur fucked cause ur room still smells like weed. steam sets them off, weed smoke doesn't.
Nov 14 2008 10:05PM
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laurence^
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weed butta
Nov 14 2008 10:09PM
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THATS_STREET
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why not just go outside and smoke a spliff thats what i did at the dorms nobody bothered me
Nov 14 2008 10:15PM
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japanada
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Make a mojo as i call it, aka a spoof. Same as describes above, take a toilet paper tube and fill it 1/2-3/4 full with tightly packed dryer sheets. Blow your hits through it, and your room will smell like dryer sheets. Combine that with smoking from a vaporizer and its almost a 0% risk factor.
Nov 14 2008 10:22PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
lightbulb vaporizer?
Nov 14 2008 10:30PM
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Flowsion
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yup, i've done it with success. vape is the best way to get ripped without any hassle. i finally got a real one and its the best purchase i've made in awhile. lightbulbs do work though. i would embed video, but my internet is too slow. youtube that shit, it's there. super effective as ghetto as it is
Nov 15 2008 2:44AM
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ThaLorax
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if you can afford a new piece, get a vaporizer.
Nov 15 2008 3:17AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
make a zoom tube with dryer sheets and a cardboard tube
if anything burn some incense and you wont smell nada
Nov 15 2008 6:04AM
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blunts
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happy toke
Nov 15 2008 9:48AM
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p-oskier
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Ya, that works well. I did that last year at school in the changing room before PE swimming and it worked well, it did not smell ..
Nov 15 2008 12:19PM
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I_liketobutter
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im telling ya man its all about the "flow" or wind tunnel effect, fuck spoofs, and vaporizers r great but a little pricey and i feel you burn out hard from them.
Nov 15 2008 12:20PM
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jfoley019
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 I always used the two fan method.

What you need:

Window Fan, box fan, dryer sheets, paper towel roll, towel, incense.

The setup

Open window put window fan in, make sure it is blowing out on high. Towel the door and set up the box fan in front of the door blowing towards the window use on low or meduim. Put a chair in fom of the fan with incense on it buring. Make a spoof (dryer sheets in a paper towel roll). Sit by the window and smoke till you can feel your legs.

This always worked from me, make sure you either zero the hit or blow it into the spoof near the window.

Nov 15 2008 12:50PM
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DDrem.
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i go to a boarding school where if i got caught id be fucked for life but ive managed to rig 2 haggard systems to do it in my dorm.
1) pack 1 hitter bowls so you can clear it and there will be no burn off. hit it right in front of a fan aiming out your window and exhale through the fan. tape a towel over your smoke detector and tuck a towel under your door. bust out the febreeze afterwards.
2) make a sploof. take a paper towel tube. cover the end with dryer sheets that smell fabulous and just exhale through that shit. the only problem is the burn off from the bowl/j/blunt/whatever

hope that helps
Nov 15 2008 2:12PM
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chewy15
Posts: 674 - Karma: 60
like some of these guys said. hit bong and just pack punchable bowls. punch the bowl in one hit. hold in the smoke, blow it through the 'spoof' or 'bounce-tube' our the window through a fan

Nov 15 2008 2:38PM
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dangerdad
Posts: 2228 - Karma: 317
yo dont listen to any of these fools and their carbon defirulation shindingers

Ive been smoking in rooms for a year and a half now.

all you need is one or two window fans blowing out, a spoof (a bottle with the end cut off and filled with dryer sheets), and to towel the door. Just have everyone sit close to the fans. its not that big a deal
Nov 15 2008 3:15PM
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Hannah.
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everyone here just does the towel under the door and smokes out the dorm windows
Nov 15 2008 4:04PM
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Sean...M
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yeah all these are so much more work then you need.

Open your window, place a fan so its blowing out. Cut out the bottom a water bottle and stuff it with dryer sheets. Take a rip, hold your peice to the fan so it sucks out the smoke toward outside, exhale through the bottle to the back.

Thats it. spray some fabreeze/air freshener in the room if you get a lilttle wiff. One thing you gotta make sure you do is put whatever you smoke out of inbetween the fan and the window so it airs out.


Really easy. Dont need anything more then that.
Nov 15 2008 4:59PM
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potatofarmer
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we just put a towel under the towel under the door, and turn a fan on with tht e windows open.  after you're done just keep the fan on for 15 minutes and the room is fineee
Nov 15 2008 5:04PM
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shrEddie
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ok.  i know alot about incognito blazing.  i smoked in my room at home as much as possible for 2 years and here at college me and my friends have been sparking like 5-6 times a day in the dorm on average.  i think there are 3 things that will keep you from ever getting caught in a dorm.  1) Spoof- change the sheets every once in a while. 2) Fan at the base of the door, blowing all air in the room away from the hallway.  it works best with box fans that you can just lean up against the door to make the air angle up. 3) After your done blazing, and you think it may be smelly, get out of your room.  we usually just go smoke a cig outside.  this isnt always necessary, but if someone forgets to blow through the spoof or something, we dip.  this happened to me one night when i was a little drunk, i just blew my hit out, and then we were about to go eat dinner anyway.  while eating i got some texts from other dudes on my hall saying the cops were there and not to come back.  i found out later that the RA's called the cops because it was appaerntly smelly in the hallway, but they couldnt open my door without a warant because i wasnt there. then we just got all our nug and paraphanalia out and put it in my other homeboys room.  it was dope.  my RA couldnt say shit to me hahahaha
Nov 15 2008 5:35PM
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