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One good prank idea.....

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Phill.
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so me and some friends found that salt (we used table salt) kills grass well..... its cheap, and leaves behind some nasty effects..... so a word to the wise is only salt a penis in someones yard you really hate....

it also works fast, like within 8 hours the grass we tested it on was brown.....
Nov 8 2008 11:31PM
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Dylan_
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good idea asshole. i hope someone pours salt in your open wounds.



what are you like 12 still amazed by a penis ?
Nov 8 2008 11:40PM
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BigRodRiley
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that is sick i think i might do it on my college dorm lawn sometime

Nov 8 2008 11:41PM
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BigRodRiley
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chill man have you ever heard of a mature prank??
Nov 8 2008 11:44PM
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Phill.
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thanks dew... and i havent done it we just tested it.... and does works.... and if any one does pour salt on my open wound i ill be sure all of your grass is dead the next day...... and obviously you are a douche bag acting like ur to mature for a little fun every now then......


and im not 12 im 11...... (sarcasm)
Nov 8 2008 11:45PM
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Dylan_
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dude wrecking someone's lawn is fucked up. and isin't that called VANDALISM ?
Nov 8 2008 11:46PM
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Dylan_
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so wrecking peoples shit is fun to you ? i find fun other ways. i must be crazy
Nov 8 2008 11:50PM
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Phill.
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isnt it called DONT GET CAUGHT?
Nov 8 2008 11:50PM
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Alex_G
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senior prank for school would be good
Nov 8 2008 11:51PM
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crazyfuck
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a giant penis is a hilarious thing. you need to get your sense of humor checked out.

and give me a break with this whole "destruction of property" bullshit. first of all, grass grows back. furthermore, if the person really deserves it, it's about the most harmless way to humiliate them.


let me re-iterate- a giant penis on someone's front lawn is hilarious.
Nov 8 2008 11:53PM
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Dylan_
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i'm gonna laugh when you do. its not that funny do something else with you're time.
Nov 8 2008 11:54PM
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Phill.
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your right i should prolly read and memorize the dictionary, write a novel, or have scanky sex with a prostitute..... get aids and die 2 years later...
Nov 8 2008 11:59PM
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Dylan_
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or just smoke weed or something.


btw its skanky
Nov 9 2008 12:00AM
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Phill.
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my bad......(skanky)

lol and the salt also kills the weeds so its not all bad.......
Nov 9 2008 12:18AM
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blakroc
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omg ure so mature! i wish i cud be as mature and have as many cocks in my ass as you

Nov 9 2008 11:15AM
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no_steeze
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i'm definitely gonna be doing that to my neighbors lawn
they love their green grass and are lawn freaks so if i salt a penis they will freak out
Nov 9 2008 11:28AM
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YukonGraham
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I'm just quotin this one cuz it was the last one this retard posted.  Kid ur such a loser.  Think ur cool cuz u smoke weed.  That prank would be hilarious, Its not even wrecking peoples shit, cuz GRASS GROWS BACK.  keying someones car is a dick move, but injuring there grass is an awesome, wait two weeks and that cock will be outta ur lawn.  Grow up kid, think ur self- righteous an shit, but ur just some loser kid who prolly smokes 2 bowls.  and btw wats skanky.
Nov 9 2008 11:54AM
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sirskizalot
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there used to be grad pranks beetween the highschools here and some funny shit went down, one schools door ended up getting cemented shut as a prank.
Nov 9 2008 12:06PM
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J-mo44
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hahaha i think a huge penis on some garden crazy asshole neighbours lawn would be hilarious
Nov 9 2008 1:03PM
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andrew.
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actually, salt will make it so the grass wont grow back for a looong while.  it gets into the soil, where it absorbs all the water around it, making is so the surrounding plants get literall no water.  back in midieval times, when people would pillage towns and light them on fire, they would salt the ground so that the area would be inhabitable for a while. 

a better plan is using miracle grow powder.  put it on some guys lawn, and hell probable spray it down with water to get it off, where itll make the grass greener for like 5 weeks.
Nov 9 2008 1:30PM
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Corben
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Nov 9 2008 2:02PM
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TerraceSkier18
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Has anyone ever done the prank when you put a 3/4 full garbage can full of water against someones door and then bang on the door? It fucked them up but is sooooo funny.
Nov 9 2008 2:12PM
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J.robinson
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suck cock ya fuckin d-bag. dylon is right, you are wrong.
Nov 9 2008 3:34PM
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908
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my friends and i did it on the school lawn, but with weed killer

there was a 60ft dick on the front lawn of my school all summer
Nov 9 2008 6:19PM
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Dylan_
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i don't even smoke weed kid, i was just say. its probably more productive then fucking witgh someones lawn. and whats skanky ? have you been locked up your hole life. god damn tis annoying 12 yr olds like you
Nov 9 2008 6:23PM
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JasperGphoto
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true statement, it won't grow back for forever
Nov 9 2008 6:36PM
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i.ski.troll.
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word. right in the middle of the football feild
Nov 9 2008 7:24PM
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inactive
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Nov 9 2008 7:25PM
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TheQuailman
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does it work on turf fields?

jk

but seriously my school just got a turf field.  This would have been so perfect because the football coach at my school is a huge dick and didn't let any other team (lacrosse) use 'his' field even in the spring (not football season)

but this would be an amazing and harmless prank

Nov 9 2008 7:32PM
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Nov 9 2008 7:33PM
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Phill.
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haha yeah but it costs more.... how ever amonia kills the grass but then it grows back really green....

that would be the best having the grass die, but then it growing back really green..... penis......
Nov 9 2008 8:40PM
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LS.
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jesus bro idea that you didnt post is sssooooooososososososo much better!!

fag

Nov 11 2008 9:07PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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use fertilizer. dead grass theyll just replace. but good thick grass will never go away.
Nov 11 2008 10:38PM
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