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EARLY SEASON PARKS

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telewookie420
Posts: 127 - Karma: 7

HI I HAVE A SEASON PASS TO SNOWBIRD....WHEN THEY OPEN WILL THEY HAVE A PARK SET UP?  IF NOT I DEFINITELY WON'T GO UNTIL THEY DO...THE SNOW IN UTAH SUCKS AND SINCE GLOBAL WARMING WAS CAUSED BY MORMONS SNOWBIRD HAS BEEN HIT HARRRDDDD...NOWADAYS THE ONLY THING WORTH RIDING IN UTAH IS PARK...SO WHAT WILL THEY HAVE SET UP WHEN THEY FINALLY OPEN???

THANKS FROM YOUR FAVORITE NITROUS SUCKING TELESKIER.

Nov 7 2008 1:39PM
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eheath
Posts: 61107 - Karma: 118,282
Mentally handicapped?
Nov 7 2008 1:43PM
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Hovan
Posts: 664 - Karma: 30
i believe so
Nov 7 2008 1:44PM
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telewookie420
Posts: 127 - Karma: 7

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE MORMONS DID THIS TO US...WE SHOULD COME TOGETHER AS ONE (NEWSCHOOLERS) AND FIGHT BACK.. BTW I RIDE SNOWBLADES W/TELEBINDINGS, WATCH FOR ME RIPPIN' THE BIRDS PARK SOMETIME IN LATE DECEMBER OR EARLY JANUARY WHEN THEY FINALLY GET IT UP AND THE HARDCORE SKIERS LIKE ME COME TO SHRED MISH THAT ISH ALL DAY

Nov 7 2008 1:46PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
alias?
Nov 7 2008 1:50PM
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eheath
Posts: 61107 - Karma: 118,282
What a waste of bandwidth.
Nov 7 2008 1:51PM
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ilikeplants
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DUDE! YOUR BINDINGS BROKEN!
Nov 7 2008 1:56PM
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woogity
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first off...you made a horrible decision deciding to get a pass to the bird for the park.
the bird is known more for steep terrain.
second...the last couple of season they havent made a park
and third...if they do decide to make a park...its really shitty.
Nov 7 2008 1:59PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
indubitably
Nov 7 2008 2:06PM
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telewookie420
Posts: 127 - Karma: 7

I AFTERBANG W/TELES, WHAT?

Nov 7 2008 2:35PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
Tanner? is that you? or did you just steal his perminantly caps-locked keyboard
Nov 7 2008 2:42PM
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telewookie420
Posts: 127 - Karma: 7

NO BUT ONE TIME, LAST YEAR, MY UNCLE, WHO WORKS AT THE RIDE AID IN PARK CITY, SOLD TANNER AND HIS CREW DISPOSABLE CAMERAS TO GO HIT PORTUGUESE GAP

I'M SURPRISED NO ONE HERE IS AS ENRAGED AS ME ABOUT MORMONS CREATING GLOBAL WARMING!

Nov 7 2008 2:44PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Nov 7 2008 2:45PM
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AEROPLAEHN
Posts: 1353 - Karma: 192
/troll

but anyways snowbirds a dank mountain even though they dont have a much of a park - the terrain is way fun.
Nov 7 2008 3:04PM
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A.R.
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hahahahahahahahahaha
Nov 7 2008 4:32PM
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H0NKY
Posts: 250 - Karma: 18
i think this thread just made me stupider
Nov 7 2008 4:53PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
This is such an alias give away its sad
Nov 7 2008 4:58PM
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PC_Jibblet
Posts: 413 - Karma: 12
whata weird kid.....but really does the bird have a park early like this wkend? cuz its liike 55$ and i dont really wanna waste it
Nov 7 2008 5:01PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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if i could high five you i would but i cant so k+
Nov 7 2008 5:29PM
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telewookie420
Posts: 127 - Karma: 7

YEA NO KIDDIN' WHAT'S THE DEAL, I DON'T WANT TO WASTE GAS AND DRIVE UP THERE TO USE MY SEASON PASS IF THERE'S NO PARK...

Nov 7 2008 5:29PM
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telewookie420
Posts: 127 - Karma: 7
NO ALIAS SORRY...THIS IS ME THE REAL TELE WOOKIE DON'T MESS WIT ME...I SAW A NEWSCHOOLER LAST YEAR IN PC'S PARK SO I SIGNED UP LAST WINTER...LOOK AT MY PROFILE PIC IT'S ME
Nov 7 2008 5:31PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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haha Riiiighhhht
Nov 7 2008 5:45PM
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travispersaud
Posts: 501 - Karma: 42

WhAT ! teleWOOKIE i saw you rippin at my mountain last year with your storm trooper crew

Nov 7 2008 5:58PM
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telewookie420
Posts: 127 - Karma: 7
I CAN'T BELIEVE MORMONS INVENTED GLOBAL WARMING TO RUIN THE SKI RUN IN UTAH JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE FUN
Nov 7 2008 6:42PM
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ZavierV
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i can't believe it's not butter.
Nov 7 2008 10:30PM
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Shilling
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haha sig worthy
Nov 7 2008 10:39PM
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