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Coolers....wow my friends are gay.

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Canuker
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Ok so i had a pretty good halloween night. To a pretty good party( about 30 people, all people i know and go to school with and oru in my grade). Im not going to get into a long story.

anyways so i go there with 5 friends and go to the door and find their parents there, so im like wtf looks like there no booz. SO i chatted with the chicks( who was throwing the party) Dad and he was supppeeerrr chill and he's like " i know you guys have beer and are going to get drunk but i dont care as long as you dont break anything or throw up on my xbox" which is pretty sick because most of us are 15( yea her dad is a gamer, fucking sickest guy ever) so im like sick looks like this ngith wont be so bad so as were heading down stairs the dad goes " oh yea and i already saw 4 skanky nurses( costume's) so im thinking there's going to be some skanky nurse orgy or something, you better hurry up and get down there" I LOL'd hard( again this guy is fuckign sick).

anyways back to the point( that whole part was fucking pointless^^) I walk down the stairs and the party's already going pretty good and everyone is stoked we came ( i dont know why) so my bud come's up ( who has already been at the party for like 20 min) and is like " yo man want a drink" i had my own but never turn down a free beer so im like " yea for sure man" and he hands me a fucking vex, so i look around and realize all the guys at the party, except the ones i came with, are drinking fucking vex's. WTF, like ok its fine if your a girl but all the guy's had vex's. Me and my bud's pull out some tall boy's and some of the other guys gave us weird looks.  Even some of the girls were drinking coor's light and shit.

im not going to lie i do not like the taste of beer and cooler's do taste fucking amazing but still give me a break. Guy's shouldnt bee drinking coolers at a partys and shit. so gay, i felt me and the guys i came with were the only real men at that party. It's only my second time drinking and getting drunk and i know thats super gay to to drink coolers.

In the end it was actually a sssuupppeeeerrr fun night, i made out with two different chicks which im stoked about because im going to be brutally honest i was square before that. everyone got smashed. Kicked some people's ass's in some chugging contests

anyways kinda pointless but what do you think.

spark note's: went to a party, all guys( except me and 4 of my friends) were drinking vex's. WTF

Nov 3 2008 3:55PM
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Canuker
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wow, let me just say i made that WAY longer than it needed it to be. I guess im just in a talkative mood.
Nov 3 2008 3:55PM
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crazyfuck
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you're 15. don't get confused- there were no "real men" at the party.
Nov 3 2008 3:58PM
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Canuker
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by that i mean that atleast ihave a penis whereas they obviously have vagina's and like it in the ass.
Nov 3 2008 4:01PM
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TechnoPotamus
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yeah truth be told. be happy you even had booze to drink. altho at 15 i doubt you should be starting but that's another issue
Nov 3 2008 4:01PM
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STREETS
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Cool story Hansel !
Nov 3 2008 4:04PM
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k-rob
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yeah that is purrdy gay imo, but whatever suits them i guess. i've never had a cooler in my life, don't plan on it either, but it's a personal choice, i prefer my jack and coke thank you verry much haha
Nov 3 2008 4:05PM
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liftedresearcher
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dont like the taste of beer? you have alot of growin up to do sport.
Nov 3 2008 4:06PM
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mmallender.
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hahahaha.

but still, guys drinking coolers at parties is pretty weak. not going to lie, i have had one or two coolers before, but i would never drink one at a party...... ever
Nov 3 2008 4:09PM
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eheath
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Way to show the correct example, your friends vagina's will close up soon enough.
Nov 3 2008 4:10PM
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crazyfuck
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in his defense, he's probably drinking cheap American gnat piss. i'm not a huge fan of that shit, either. anyone who claims to actually "like" Busch is a liar.
Nov 3 2008 4:11PM
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Canuker
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yes i do.

well for me the first one is a bit of a bitch, but every beer that follows goes down easier, lol.

Nov 3 2008 4:15PM
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crazyfuck
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you like canned, carbonated water?
Nov 3 2008 4:16PM
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Skavengers303
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dude i would drink anything type of alchol that with get me drunk, especially at a party. i really dont get this whole girl and guy drinks thing. I prefer the taste of beer but if someone handed me a coolers I fuckin drink that shit. they accually taste pretty good

Nov 3 2008 4:16PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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all bout pbr... and to the thread maker, yeah you got the penis, but has the penis two-balled backup drop yet? most likely not. dont worry though, you'll be having your first wet dream soon enough!!!
Nov 3 2008 4:18PM
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k-rob
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hahaha, what if somebody handed you a cosmo, what would you do with it?
Nov 3 2008 4:19PM
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Peter.
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i actually enjoy keystone, which most of you guys seem to hate
Nov 3 2008 4:25PM
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Dustin.
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Beggers can't be choosers.
Nov 3 2008 4:27PM
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XtRemE11
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wow i hate people like you. it doesnt take balls to drink beer, it doesnt make you "real men" because your drinking a certain type of liquid. and drinking something that tastes better doesnt make you a pussy, it means that you arent a little bitch worrying about how tough you look to everyone else.

this is why i usually hate parties, there are always plenty of deuche bags like this trying to act all badass. i hate the taste of beer, i hardly even drink that much just cause i really dont like it that much, but when i do its something good, which usually means its fruity and colorful, and i always get people coming up to me saying shit like "dude thats a girl drink" and i usually respond with something like "sweet, i dont give a shit, so is water, orange juice, BEER, smooties, etc.. and i drink that shit all day.
basically the reason i dont drink much at all is because of the attitude that comes with it, there are just way too many tools trying to act so fuckin badass when there is absolutely nothing badass and manly at all about doing something every living thing on the planet does all the time.

sorry but this just gets me so mad everytime i hear people say shit like this. if your a pussy bitch, just drink beer so all the tools will think your super tough, but if your not a pussy bitch, drink whatever the hell you want, there is no "girl" drink and no "guy" drink, they all do the same fucking thing.
Nov 3 2008 4:28PM
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Skavengers303
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acually i hate crannberry juice so i wouldn't drink that.

Nov 3 2008 4:30PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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beer tastes good. get over yourself.

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Nov 3 2008 4:32PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Dont get too confused.  no one was a man at the party except the dad.  and coolers are better than beers pants down!  First off coolers have more booze in them, they taste better get you drunk quicker and beer makes me feel bloated sometimes, i dont get bloated on coolers.  if you wanted to be a real man, you'd have bought scotch whiskey and took shots.  thats what puts hair on your nuts which you then later have to shave off cause no girl likes hairy nuts.  not if you plan on them getting sucked or touched anyway.
Nov 3 2008 4:35PM
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Canuker
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yes, actually it. My friend ( who i got the beer from) took some coors light and i hated it.

i dont mean to offened anyone im just not a fan of american beer's

later in the night i got my hands on my favorite, labatt blue :D. i also like molson export and alexander keith's.

Nov 3 2008 4:38PM
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k-rob
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on another note, the dad in your story sounds a lot like my dad. he games and he's super chill and whenever i'm going out with a girl he tells me to bring them home with me sometime. i know he'd just embarrass me though and tell the "batman penis" story again, like he did last time i brought a girl over (never again).
Nov 3 2008 4:40PM
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crazyfuck
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don't say you don't like American beers. there are some very good American beers, you're just too young to know the difference between a Natty Ice box and a Bell's Oberon sixer.
Nov 3 2008 4:41PM
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Quinn
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^hahah so true. a coors light is not a "mans drink". its a 30 pack that costs like 15 bucks and gets people drunk. at 15 and you want to be a real man? show up with a handle of jack and chug that shit.
Nov 3 2008 4:43PM
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cams
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Beer does taste great, pretty much any brand at any price point. You will only start to actually like it in your late teens maybe early twenty's.
And you can drink whatever the fuck you want, coolers, beer, liquor, piss. Doesn't fucking matter
Nov 3 2008 4:44PM
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Canuker
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Holy fuck man i wasnt trying to proove how "bad ass" i was. CHill the fuck out.  your making a big fucking deal out of nothing. Obviously youve had some bad experience's at party's with some asshole's and now your assuming im that type of guy.

This always fucking happens to me, i make a thread a put one fucking comment that comes out the totall wrong way.

this time that comment being the " real man " thing. i didnt really mean it that i just think its weak for guys to be drinking a bunch of fruity drinks at a party. If im not mistaken i admitted in my initial post that i like the taste of cooler's. I am totally willing to have a couple for pre drinking or just at a frineds or ever but not at a party. I didnt go around fucking going " OH YOU GUYS ARE PUSSY'S " i just think its slightly gay when 90% of the guys at the party are fucking drinking it when theres even a few chicks having beer.

thats my opinion take it or leave it.

Nov 3 2008 4:44PM
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Canuker
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Sorry to triple post hear. but yea like i already think i said. Coolers do taste fucking great and i have drank them at friends house's before. I just dont think there for guys to drink at party's ( it was like 90% of the guys).

and i didnt have any whiskey but i had a couple shots of vodka and a rum and coke it that counts.

and hahahahaha, ill take that advice about getting hair on my balls. I might put that in my sig.

Nov 3 2008 4:47PM
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DaysToCome
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give me a break you guys cant even drink and drive yet
Nov 3 2008 4:49PM
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Canuker
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fuck i suck at NS, things i type always come out wrong. I guess i dont have a fair opinion because all i have tried is coors and bud so yea as i grow older ill try some more beers from around the world then i can make my decision on what i like.

But one thing i think is a big difference when comparing canadian and american beer's is the alchohol % im not saying its like this for everybear but ive noticed that canadian beers generally have a higher %, which doesnt make a big diff it just gets you drunk quicker which is sometimes good but sometimes bad.

Nov 3 2008 4:51PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I love how you say you dont like the tase of american beens then turn around and say that labatt blue is your favorite.  this whole story if just fucked, with hypocracy, and lies.   you probialy never went drinking... you probialy were the one stuck drinking coolers all night and you were teased about it then thought you'd go on NS to look tough, well sir... or madaam I'm not buying it.
Nov 3 2008 4:51PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Kid, I like you, but you didn't need to make this thread.  No, your friends are not gay.  It was just a drink man calm down ok.  Everyone was having a good time at least.

You're gonna look back on this in 3 years and be like "why did I post that,"  trust me, I used to post super dumb shit, I still do sometimes haha.
I do agree that it is odd if nothing else that everyone was drinking coolers.  They are really expensive anyway.  What kind of tall boys id you have?
Nov 3 2008 4:56PM
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Canuker
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i never said i liked it. Although i said that i think beer taste's bad( not horrible just not that good) in general i can still taste the difference between beers. and i found coors tasted way worse than Labatt or Molson
Nov 3 2008 4:58PM
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Lé.Skiing
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the way i get inebriated is mushrooms every time i do them i get fucked outta my head... dont know why.
Nov 3 2008 4:58PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I like Kokane and I can't stand Miller.  Does that invalidate anything I say too?
Nov 3 2008 5:02PM
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Avifarer
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Does Mikes Hard count as a cooler? If so, that's the only cooler i've ever drank and i only drank it once and had a really bad experience. The smell just makes me nauseous now.

Nov 3 2008 5:20PM
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k-rob
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yes, you shouldn't be doing cocaine in the first place. sorry, i just had to take advantage of your misspelling of Kokanee.
Nov 3 2008 5:23PM
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notime_for_jokes
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youre my idol?
Nov 3 2008 5:23PM
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k-rob
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yeah Mike's Hard is a cooler for sure. i seem to remember my dad buying them at a rugby game once though, which is confusing considering the fact that my dad is not a homosexual.
Nov 3 2008 5:25PM
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A.R.
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dude, vex is terrible. its all sugar - hangover in a bottle.

you had the right idea from the start

Nov 3 2008 5:32PM
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Avifarer
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MGD? I can't stand it, tastes like soy sauce.
Kokanee is good though.
Nov 3 2008 5:32PM
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CJHski
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haha, its funny when high schoolers first starty partyin, they think it is like the coolest thing ever

nothin against you, im sure i was the same way when i was 15

Nov 3 2008 5:42PM
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montageskier
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Maybe some of them had legit reasons for drinking a Vex. In mid August my doctor told me i had to quit drinking liquor because my liver was fucked.He told me to drink beer, but i cant stand the taste.So i decided i would drink boones farm (cooler drink), because it isnt as bad on my liver. Maybe some of the kids had that problem, but i doubt it since you guys are 15, Unless they are heavy alcoholics from age 12.

Also you want to be a real man? Get some rum, whiskey, or tequilla and get the party going that way.

Nov 3 2008 5:44PM
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Canuker
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those are considered coolers?! i heard those were damn good.

when i think of coolers i think of this.

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fruity colored drinks.

Nov 3 2008 5:44PM
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Canuker
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shit man that sucks, but im positive this wasnt the case for any of them.

and there were a few mikey's floating around ( i forgot to mention) my friends brought some rum so i had a rum and coke and took a couple shots of vodka.

i have never tried scotch or whiskey before. Ill be sure to try some. Ill probably throw up or cringe because i know its really strong.

and again i wish i never put that whole " real man" thing in my initial post because id idnt mean it that way. lol, i wasnt trying to sound all tough and shit.

Nov 3 2008 5:48PM
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XtRemE11
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see i just dont see whats wrong with having a colored drink, do you just like wear all black all the time cause colors are for girls? drinking shit that tastes good isnt girly. do you ever drink orange juice? cool aid, soda, slurpies, smoothies?
i just dont get it, its like saying "me and my friends went out to eat and i got a water, but all my friends got soda's and milkshakes! what fags! why cant they be real men and drink water like me?"

i just dont get it at all. since when did colorful good tasting shit become girly, and bland normal beer become manly? its all drinks, but with different tastes, who gives a fuck. there is nothing feminine about liking shit that tastes good.
Nov 3 2008 6:30PM
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Static
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I'm with this guy. Fuck what some duchebag thinks is a gay drink, a lot of coolers and flavored malt beverages have more alcohol in them than beer. If someone handed me a cosmo, I'd say thanks, and down that fucker. Is it pussy to like cupcakes???? I think not. If you don't eat beef jerky for desert you're not a man.
Nov 3 2008 6:32PM
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crazyfuck
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don't be so hard on yourself. this is a pretty entertaining thread for the rest of us.
Nov 3 2008 6:37PM
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crazyfuck
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hahahahaha, i'm sorry, but that is probably the gayest place to drink a wine cooler. i don't even think coolers are particularly gay, but the setting combined with your confusion are just too much.
Nov 3 2008 6:47PM
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1080ski
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im focusing mainly on "your making a big fucking deal out of nothing." total hypocrisy right there is all i can say. you will look back and realize that that night, you guys all probably had fun, regardless of what you drank (or if people didnt drink, they most likley still had fun). The people who make a big deal out of things like these, i have found, are so shallow (not saying you are- your only 15 and you got time to mature, but i am talking about college age kids who do this).

nex thing your gonna tell me is that drinking malibu is pussy! that stuff tastes awesome and people around here consider it a chick drink. WHO CARES?

and slightly unrelated- fav. beers are busch and coors
Nov 3 2008 6:50PM
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