when i look at a forum page right now it says random ass last replies. like -2405 seconds. then it gets normal after 1 hour for the last reply. but all the minute ones are like negative somewhere in the thousands
pm me for an invite to the supersmash brothers cult
Don't blame earth. It was that dastardly Benjamin Franklin that did it. That (folks tale) kite flying bastard lol. The rest of the globe laughs at our confusing system that has everyone always asking when the next daylight savings time is.
But hey, you gotta admit that it is like the best excuse ever to be late for work when the clocks go ahead 1 hr.
last night at 2:00 the clock shifted to 1:00, that was when the aliens attacked. we all lined up with our sporks and deflected their laser beams and killed every single one. we have saved earth/ns from aliens once again
so i took a PHATY shit and flushed and to my surprise it just clogged worse and started overflowing and so i was tryin to clean that shit up but cut myself on a sword that i keep hanging over the toilet. at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died so i smashed the FUCK out of my toilet with this dwarven sludge hammer thats also hanging in my bathroom and now my bathrooms kinda flooding but FUCK it im gonna go get some taco bell LATE