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Whats your Stripper/Porn Star name?

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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
Here's how you figure out your Porn Star name...

Your first name is the name of the very first pet you ever had, and your last name is the very first street you grew up on.

 mine is Tiger Warner.

okay i shared my Porn Star name so share yours...


Oct 28 2008 12:45AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
sassy 1st street. my chairlift rap name is spitball ahahaha
Oct 28 2008 12:47AM
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freshlyDIPPED
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 121
Costa Randolf BITCHES
Oct 28 2008 12:51AM
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shradicaljoe
Posts: 140 - Karma: 12
Lethal Injection
Oct 28 2008 12:54AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
blue cove
Oct 28 2008 12:56AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Nik Longwood!!!
Oct 28 2008 12:58AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Fluffy Horseshoe
doesn't really make sense
Oct 28 2008 12:59AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
Richard Morningwood!

not really though.
Oct 28 2008 12:59AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
erik shee-on
Oct 28 2008 1:02AM
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uh_lis_uh
Posts: 609 - Karma: 16
Penny Madison lol love it
Oct 28 2008 1:17AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
Trenton Adams lol
Oct 28 2008 1:19AM
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DangerToes
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 33
wolf 172......
Oct 28 2008 1:24AM
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Beefcake
Posts: 378 - Karma: 10
taylor kern.  mmm. . .
Oct 28 2008 1:24AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Tommy Coborn, and I'm droppin loads.
Oct 28 2008 1:43AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134

angel eagle its weird i know

Oct 28 2008 1:50AM
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Desjardins
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 11
Willie Windermere!
Oct 28 2008 1:56AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
Benji Jervis
Oct 28 2008 1:59AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
chewbacca 187
Oct 28 2008 2:00AM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
speedy calhoun
Oct 28 2008 2:07AM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
Avvie N
Oct 28 2008 2:24AM
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DownhillDink
Posts: 129 - Karma: 11
Raven Valley?
Oct 28 2008 2:27AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
sheba brewery?
Oct 28 2008 2:40AM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
Sylvester Atwood, haha thats a pretty bangin porn star name if i do say so myself
Oct 28 2008 3:00AM
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anthony_B
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 66
"Julian Falls" but I wish it was "Bobby Northgate"...
Oct 28 2008 4:19AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
sammy bassett
Oct 28 2008 4:58AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Dusty Castlewood, hmm, not too bad
Oct 28 2008 5:07AM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
hahaha... seriously?

Penny Madison is pretty sweet too. haha

I'm Shadow Tennyson. hmmmm.
Oct 28 2008 5:10AM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
Sounds like the guy from Thats 70s Show
Oct 28 2008 9:25AM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
Buster Cherry

Buster was my first dog, and Cherry Street was the house i was first in.
Oct 28 2008 9:39AM
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C+Thompson
Posts: 434 - Karma: 97

Toby stone school...

word.

Oct 28 2008 9:46AM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,359
i gotta ginger friend whos kinda chubby, and he always jokes about becoming a porn star, and the name we made up for him (not the pet street one) is freddy flame hahahaha
Oct 28 2008 9:49AM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
gordon opengate
Oct 28 2008 11:11AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
hahaha mine is sweet. Sweetie Jughandles
Oct 28 2008 11:14AM
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C-Burg
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Jake 72nd
Oct 28 2008 11:15AM
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Powdered_Donuts
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 187
when i was really really really little i had a goldfish i called inspector gadget. And the street our first house was on was monsanto.
Would you want a stripper named Inspector Gadget Monsanto? lol didnt think so
Oct 28 2008 11:16AM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
Freckles Wiley

Or if you wanted the full street name it would be......Freckles Wiley Canyon  (that sounds like a raunchy ass crack or something) lol
Oct 28 2008 11:29AM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 42

lol myn is

Sasha Oren

that dont sound atractive at all lol

Oct 28 2008 11:43AM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Mine's so hot.
Elsa 6
Oct 28 2008 11:45AM
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forgotmypills
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Spotty Tilka
lol sounds like some russian whore
Oct 28 2008 11:52AM
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Astomp
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Duke Steens
Oct 28 2008 12:20PM
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Hannah.
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Emmy Milton
Oct 28 2008 12:27PM
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2814
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Sasha Shawnessy?   O.o
Oct 28 2008 12:30PM
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Billek
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Cappy Scotch
Oct 28 2008 12:34PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12

either: Jerry Hurricane        or        Howie Hurricane.    I cant choose which I like better

Oct 28 2008 12:36PM
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rvca
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shakespear main
Oct 28 2008 12:37PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Mitsey Howell

(that was the first named street I lived on, unless you consider me living on the intersection of layman lane...)

In which I would be...

Mitsey Layman
Oct 28 2008 12:48PM
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austinvt
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black velvet
Oct 28 2008 12:51PM
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MADmidwest
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sparky westwood
Oct 28 2008 12:54PM
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dat_ski_dude
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Blaze Wilson

Oct 28 2008 1:01PM
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