why herro
dere my name is Chang, please feel free to suck on my wang while i tell
you a story about this guy, who while jacking off got wasabi in his eye
our story starts in city of Beijing, poor chinks name, was Wu-Ling
he was jacking off in his sushi shop, when his friend walked in with some weed and a mop
Wu-Ling was startled and shouted WOAH!
hit his head on a shelf and wasabi fell like snow
right then and there, it fell in his eye
Wu=Ling had neva eva seen this chink cry
so he ran to the sink to help him wash it out,
but sadly slipped on some sour crout
so the story ends both men on the ground
police drove up cuz they heared the loud sound
as they looked in they were startled by the mess,
but they new these chinks well and expected nothing less
so thats our story, now make your own!
be careful on the streets dawg, and dont get boned!!!!
