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MIKE HORNBECK BEATS UP EMO SNOWBOARDER!

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aidansheahan
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LOL, whoever was at abay today knows what I am talking about. Hesh bra boarder cuts off hornbeck in front of me, next thing I know he's runnin over and throwin bones at this emo kid. STRAIGHT G
Oct 18 2008 9:56PM
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PBraunstein
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john forgot to mention that in the process, Hornbeck broke the kids gypsy neckless...   he was real sad about that..
Oct 20 2008 4:46PM
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Scott~
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Ok ok I know there have been a lot of rumors floating around but id like to clear some things up. I was there when this happened and hornbeck definitely didnt just push a dude over. After the second time he sprayed their shit hornbeck whipped out a handful of throwing knives pushed him down and then threw knives through the kids pants pinning him down. He then stood up and roared, sort of like this.
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 After that hornbeck jumped on the poor kid and started going to town. I was brutal the poor kid was getting the shit kicked out of him and nobody dared step between mike "standing bear" hornbeck and his prey.
It kind of looked like this, except imagine a bear in GSP's place
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Afterwards, hornbeck, being part bear and part vampire starting drinking the blood of his slain foe. The kids blood was running down the hill and word has it everything was caught on video but the FBI didnt want it to get out so as to not cause a widespread panic across america~
Oct 20 2008 6:17PM
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860
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i knew it!
Oct 20 2008 6:23PM
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Chronic_
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sounds reasonable and respectable

Oct 20 2008 6:55PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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props for the pic of Georges St Pierre ahnialting Serra's kidneys
Oct 20 2008 7:03PM
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DaveM
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Good call, haha.

it wouldnt surprised me at all if he afterbanged after fuckin that guy up

Oct 20 2008 7:06PM
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Shpadoinkle
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You know Hornbeck has already done that.
Oct 20 2008 7:09PM
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cams
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YES!
Oct 20 2008 7:11PM
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Scott~
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for some reason the bear picture didnt show up, oh well~
Oct 20 2008 7:12PM
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MALONE
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Thats m' boy nohomo.
Oct 20 2008 8:37PM
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-dAvE-
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hahaha!!! i really hope theres a video of this!
if any one has a picture or ne thing, post it!

Oct 21 2008 8:16AM
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raddar
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he probably should have banged the kids mom like a hammer too
Oct 21 2008 8:42AM
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Twinjibber77
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Duh, how could you forget that??lol
Oct 21 2008 8:50AM
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PhaedeD
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nahh you heard wrong he was chillin with the shaolin munks this summer.
Oct 21 2008 9:57AM
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MarkieR
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i guess you know you've made it when there are threads like this on newschoolers.
Oct 21 2008 10:11AM
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mackinnon
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this is so entertaining
Oct 21 2008 2:16PM
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pmw
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i can see this happening
Oct 21 2008 2:36PM
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jksl
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"i think he was trying to steal my glasses"
Oct 21 2008 2:39PM
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PBraunstein
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god that kid was such a pussy..
Oct 21 2008 3:11PM
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.jon
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4biClarification!
Oct 21 2008 4:44PM
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