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Trojan~Man

Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357

Karma: 1,357

Posts: 1996

Insane

self explanatory title..

you know you love skiing when, you make perfect tables out of your ice cream or mash potatoes

fail a class cuz you daydream too much and cant really focus on anything other than skiing.

when you ski more days during the winter than you acctually go to school

you pray for rain in town because you know up there it will be snow!

ill post more as i come up with them .. but im sure im not the only one with these kinds of stories :P

Oct 17 2008 1:37PM

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PeterWojnar

Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678

Karma: 678

Posts: 3937

Addict

When this is your homepage in the winter:

http://www.ghcc.msfc.nasa.gov/GOES/

When you have the webcam for your local ski resort embeded on your desktop.

Nov 15 2010 6:45PM

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AK_rider

Posts: 26 - Karma: 16

Karma: 16

Posts: 26

Lame

When you get Battalion NJP'd lose rank, half pay for 2 months, and restriction to your barracks for 60 days, and the first thought in your head is: Fuck im gona miss opening day, and like half the season. FML

Nov 17 2010 7:07PM

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mmallender.

Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936

Karma: 936

Posts: 5805

No Life

i think that means your addicted to whatever game youre talking about if youre thinking of skipping opening day for it......

Nov 17 2010 7:19PM

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Tyloo

Posts: 101 - Karma: 13

Karma: 13

Posts: 101

Pro

When your sitting in class and everyone is bitching and moaning about all the snow in town and how cold it is and all you can do is think about getting up to the mtn.

When your only magazine subscription is Powder

When you're constantly late to an 8am class, but you can wake up at 6am with no problem to make first chair .

Nov 17 2010 7:41PM

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ECOASTSKIAAA2

Posts: 46 - Karma: 11

Karma: 11

Posts: 46

Lame

when you make your phone do tricks non stop

Nov 17 2010 7:43PM

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AK_rider

Posts: 26 - Karma: 16

Karma: 16

Posts: 26

Lame

Im actualy in the Marines, not a game, just a crapy life

Nov 17 2010 7:47PM

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mmallender.

Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936

Karma: 936

Posts: 5805

No Life

oh haha my bad..... sorry about that

Nov 17 2010 7:49PM

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Gknow

Posts: 627 - Karma: 358

Karma: 358

Posts: 627

Ridiculous

I could consider actually doing work instead of watching ski vids all day, maybe be a little more productive or less unconventional. But then I know there's nothing that brings more joy, and so it doesn't matter at all.

In Montreal I was denied entrance to a club because my monster hoodie was too tall...I couldn't have been prouder.

If Snow is open thanksgiving, Im skipping out on the family and going to shred.

Nov 17 2010 9:02PM

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all-i-do-is=ski

Posts: 700 - Karma: 248

Karma: 248

Posts: 700

Ridiculous

when you send your friends links to 30 ski videos every week on facebook

this thread is so old!!

Dec 1 2010 7:37PM

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TheRealEvan.

Posts: 311 - Karma: 9

Karma: 9

Posts: 311

Loner

YESSS!!

Dec 1 2010 8:29PM

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phelps

Posts: 636 - Karma: 60

Karma: 60

Posts: 636

Ridiculous

You Spend more time on NS than you do with your family.

When you subconcously do parkour of steps and rails, because its as close to skiing as you can get without skiing.

When you realize you've watched every edit on youtube, NS, Vimeo and powder/Freeskier...

When you forget about breakfast and lunch because you're too shredding.

Dec 1 2010 8:42PM

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.Mike.D

Posts: 76 - Karma: 87

Karma: 87

Posts: 76

Wannabe

When you use your phone to do flips when your bored

When you do rail tricks on sidewalk ledges and jib off of random stuff

When, as soon as the ski season ends, you're immediatly planning for the next one

Dec 1 2010 8:47PM

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Jpurd

Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554

Karma: 3,554

Posts: 3196

Addict

when your friends call you skiman

Dec 1 2010 8:47PM

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midnightmaurader

Posts: 84 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 84

Wannabe

u put ur skis in ur bed.

you jump off the teeter totter in elementary and if u get in trouble, fuck it.

u take art class just to be able to draw skiers/logos without anyone getting mad

ur group is called the "think they're black skiers" at school

Dec 1 2010 9:48PM

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phelps

Posts: 636 - Karma: 60

Karma: 60

Posts: 636

Ridiculous

Like every single one of those have been said....

Dec 1 2010 10:37PM

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Sam.Carson

Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35

Karma: 35

Posts: 2884

Addict

when you search for ski porn when trying to wang it on pornhub

Dec 1 2010 10:50PM

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n_harps

Posts: 68 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 68

Wannabe

When you try to slide on your backyard rail in the middle of summer with your skis

FYI it doesnt work....

Dec 2 2010 5:44PM

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harmoon

Posts: 210 - Karma: 57

Karma: 57

Posts: 210

Loner

yes it does...?

Dec 2 2010 11:20PM

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Common_Cents

Posts: 455 - Karma: 13

Karma: 13

Posts: 455

Ridiculous

The majority of your knowledge comes from a man you have never met name Rowen.

Dec 2 2010 11:24PM

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ashamedkrew

Posts: 1194 - Karma: 424

Karma: 424

Posts: 1194

Insane

when.. kids at school say your hat is too floppy and is on wrong because the edge isn't folded over

Dec 2 2010 11:27PM

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JahJahBinks

Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460

Karma: 460

Posts: 3567

Addict

You know youre addicted to skiing when you know youre addicted to masterbating to skiing.

Dec 2 2010 11:27PM

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MichniakD

Posts: 58 - Karma: 25

Karma: 25

Posts: 58

Wannabe

when everyone calls you "two planker" and your the only one who skis at your school.

Dec 2 2010 11:35PM

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binturong-qwerty

Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146

Karma: 146

Posts: 1506

Insane

this

I was watching eye trip in study hall and everyone was like "WTF is that? its so sick!"

Dec 2 2010 11:44PM

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frenchfries

Posts: 138 - Karma: 31

Karma: 31

Posts: 138

Pro

When your parents buy you fake "just add water" snow for your birthday because you complain about it not snowing, even though there's a foot on the ground. And you're reading this in school...but that's been said a bit.

Dec 3 2010 1:32PM

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SPECK

Posts: 616 - Karma: 47

Karma: 47

Posts: 616

Ridiculous

my friends are now addicted to finding slippery logs at lunch and sessioning them for hours

Dec 3 2010 2:18PM

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shaggy.

Posts: 433 - Karma: 299

Karma: 299

Posts: 433

Ridiculous

When you have two choices: sex or skiing, and you choose to ski

Dec 3 2010 4:57PM

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JeremyB

Posts: 629 - Karma: 30

Karma: 30

Posts: 629

Ridiculous

after reading all those answers, i finally realize i'm not the only one doing random stuff related to skiing.

Dec 3 2010 5:05PM

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Deluge

Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767

Karma: 767

Posts: 4398

No Life

you draw pictures of skiing on the top of you worksheets in class and write stuff like level 1 or traveling circus and draw logos of ski companies and no one knows what they are

Dec 3 2010 5:47PM

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tall_t

Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

Karma: 15

Posts: 1036

Insane

buying ski stuff, throwing tricks off curbs and stuff, breaking your sking in grass, wearing your gear around town (once i wore my helmet and gogs in a 7 11), looking for urban spots when your in school, and wantign to ski

Dec 3 2010 6:03PM

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tall_t

Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

Karma: 15

Posts: 1036

Insane

yep

Dec 3 2010 6:06PM

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tall_t

Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15

Karma: 15

Posts: 1036

Insane

i have 5 of those and the rest of my clothes are ski related exept for some basketball jerseys

Dec 3 2010 6:08PM

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robDAbank

Posts: 210 - Karma: -18

Karma: -18

Posts: 210

Loner

When you spend your hard earned cash on fake grass, and a staple gun, then nick your girlfriends dads wood and scaffold poles he would have used for work to build a back yard jib in his yard, then drive an hour away to your local ice rink to fill your van up with the snow/ice the zambonie dumps out the back

check it

Dec 3 2010 6:30PM

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TPEARL.

Posts: 175 - Karma: -19

Karma: -19

Posts: 175

Pro

when you spend more time on newschoolers than homework

when you do 360 tail grabs on the sidewalk

Dec 3 2010 6:45PM

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asapCferg

Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357

Karma: 357

Posts: 3057

Addict

when you are so incredibly stoked to go skiing tomorrow like its your first time out in ages..in reality you were out just a few days ago

Dec 3 2010 7:16PM

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jexy12

Posts: 31 - Karma: 13

Karma: 13

Posts: 31

Lame

When your parents take your skis and your pass to there work so you come home and do you homework, then they get home and you are drawing crazy ski lines and watching park vidoes...

Dec 3 2010 8:07PM

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Yossarian

Posts: 1078 - Karma: 56

Karma: 56

Posts: 1078

Insane

nice first post!
You know when your addicted to skiing when your final year dissertation is due in under a week and you spend one of the nights riding urban from 5pm till 2am basically tiring yourself out for the whole next day and get now work done.

Dec 4 2010 12:18PM

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cwillygood

Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829

Karma: 1,829

Posts: 6831

No Life

chea

Dec 4 2010 3:42PM

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thebeesknees

Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160

Karma: 160

Posts: 3660

Addict

soldier skiier, respect

Dec 4 2010 3:45PM

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Blokkie

Posts: 331 - Karma: 30

Karma: 30

Posts: 331

Loner

When you get out of bed in the middle of the night, to find yourself trowing snow into the wind so it can blow back in to your face. When it starts snowing 600 miles from the nearest mountain.

Dec 4 2010 5:08PM

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