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If you were president....

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dope-fiend
Posts: 147 - Karma: 86
what would you do?

i would hotbox the oval office
Oct 13 2008 12:03AM
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dope-fiend
Posts: 147 - Karma: 86
and legalize ganja
Oct 13 2008 12:05AM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
i'd have condolisa rice give me a hansky
Oct 13 2008 12:05AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
get my picture with Bush and Cheney while giving the finger to the whole world....

o yea!  

/sarcasm/ 



Oct 13 2008 12:08AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
Id make tanner hall my secretary of defense..then change the title to secretary of peace ha
Oct 13 2008 12:08AM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
i would fly in air force one (it will be free) around the world to ski every mountain on earth.  then i would hire the top skiers and make the olympic people put pipe in the winter games.  then i would party with a lot of girls after i get off the ski hill.
Oct 13 2008 12:11AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
dope-fiend, i think you answered it yourself. i would also order some papa johns and have them delivery it. i would answer the front door(in my bath robe) pay the guy and give him a fat tip.
Oct 13 2008 12:23AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,432

id interupt the six o clock news and just stare at the screen and beat box

Oct 13 2008 12:27AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 246
id make the us not so pussy and change it back to how it was like 100 years ago when everyone wasnt so uptight. then id go skiing, and i wouldnt have to worry about slow signs, ski patrol, and gapers suing me if they are on the landing of a jump and i hit them. plus id be able to ski with a gun.
Oct 13 2008 12:39AM
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Static
Posts: 8498 - Karma: 4,098
legalize it, increase speed limits, and install sentrys on the border
Oct 13 2008 12:41AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
hahahah youre the man
Oct 13 2008 12:43AM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 115
id actually try to help the world








after hotboxing the oval office
Oct 13 2008 12:43AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
i like it!
Oct 13 2008 12:45AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
legalize it, make it super cheap and tax the fuck out of it so that prices are virtually the same as they are now therefore getting us out of the deficit.
Oct 13 2008 12:54AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,613
I would party with a bunch of ladies cause I'm the president and who wouldn't want to party with me. Then GET SOME. Then give a thousand dollars to the first bum I saw. Try pot for the first time. Order pizza. Then make the delivery guy secretary of something. Fire him then undo everything Bush did. all in the first day
Oct 13 2008 12:54AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
push the button in the football duh
Oct 13 2008 1:34AM
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sweso2
Posts: 225 - Karma: 18
I'd get blown by white house interns....
Oct 13 2008 1:50AM
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brian.walker
Posts: 885 - Karma: 1,155
that would be hilarious. or just straight up star at the screen and give it THE BIRD
Oct 13 2008 3:21AM
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eheath
Posts: 61161 - Karma: 118,890
If I was president, I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday, buried on Sunday.
Oct 13 2008 3:38AM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
If you became president I wonder if NSers would flee knowing what kind of chaos is sure to follow, or stick around since things would surely get interesting~
Oct 13 2008 4:47AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Make everyone put their damn money back into the stock market
Oct 13 2008 5:05AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
Bring 2Pac back from the dead
Oct 13 2008 12:20PM
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