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Worst way to wake up ever

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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
rolling over on your boner. it hurts like the dickens HAHAHAHAHHA i made a funny
Oct 12 2008 6:30PM
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stifler
Posts: 17 - Karma: 19
the worst way to wake up is when a dirty hinger rolls over ontop of you
Oct 12 2008 11:40PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
holy shit i wanna hear why you were asleep on the side of the road naked with a dead deer next to you
Oct 12 2008 11:44PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Oct 13 2008 12:27AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
fucking gold.




i hate waking up to a cell phone alarm that you forgot to turn off the night before and your cell phone is all the way across the room and you have to get up and turn it off
Oct 13 2008 12:59AM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
it sucks waking up naked in a fountain in downtown portland and not knowing how you got there because you accidentally ate a 1/4 pound of magic mushrooms.
Oct 13 2008 1:38AM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
how about waking up next to a dead hooker, a fat disease infested dead hooker, that would be pretty weird
Oct 13 2008 1:47AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
waking up in jail sucks.  period.  i
Oct 13 2008 11:08AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727

strange, it cut me off. 

i don't care if you remember how you ended up in jail or not.  its the most miserable place on the planet.  and the food sucks.

Oct 13 2008 11:09AM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
in the middle of the night while your on the flow and your friend is in the top bunk. your friend pukes cocoa puffs all over you with your mouth whide open when your 10 years old... great times
Oct 13 2008 12:01PM
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jayamait
Posts: 2567 - Karma: 1,347
inside a whale...
Oct 13 2008 12:52PM
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Balto
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try waking up on a dirt road with a broken bear in your hand and you have no clue how you got there
Oct 13 2008 12:57PM
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Jamie_Baril
Posts: 2196 - Karma: 2,513
the worst way is to wake up from a dream that your waking up and there is snow on the ground and its still falling, to realize that it is pouring rain and 50 degrees out
Oct 13 2008 1:03PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
Today was my day to sleep until 2pm. Got woken up by a text at 730, that said Weezy tickets, be at your house in 5. Then i proceeded to stand in line for 2 hours for concert tickets. Bad way to wake up.
Oct 13 2008 1:05PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
i dont know about the worst way, but the best way is to wake up to your girlfriend sucking your d  
thats great
Oct 13 2008 1:18PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
That must have been one hell of a fight!
Oct 13 2008 1:28PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
pics or it didnt happen
Oct 13 2008 6:28PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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AHAHAHA how the hell did you manage that houdini?
Oct 13 2008 6:31PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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shoulder was so badly worn down that there technically wasnt a socket left to keep it in place...
Oct 13 2008 6:42PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
i hate waking up to find that my hair is all crazy and shit
its fucking annoying
Oct 13 2008 8:18PM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
waking up to my mom screaming in her high fucking pitched voice is awful. or when the speakers make that like thud noise when they first turn on then its wicked quiet for a second before the music turns on and your like wtf was that.
Oct 13 2008 8:36PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
Waking up next to a fat girl.. a naked fat girl
Oct 13 2008 8:39PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
to wake upin jail with a sore ass and jiz in your mouth
Oct 13 2008 8:56PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28

yall can say what you want to about fat girls but the bottom line is a mouth is a mouth

Oct 13 2008 9:00PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
bullshit, and a pretty weak claim attempt at that.
Oct 13 2008 9:03PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
i didnt hafta look at your pink name to know your name was pink
but im sure that was prolly sarcasm just like the rest of ns
Oct 13 2008 9:14PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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 try waking up every day to a life were you gotta kill somone or sell somthin.

i think big L (legend) puts it best




i drug enduced sigh comin from the man up there thru this cat
Oct 14 2008 12:10AM
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saucybiscuits
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Oct 14 2008 12:21AM
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nickrdwd
Posts: 250 - Karma: 10
My brother gets that alot, ive never actually had it though. I guess you cant move anything but your eyes and you just have rediculously vivid hallucinations. so the combo jus fucks you, he claims it to eb the scarriest experience of his life.
Oct 14 2008 12:26AM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
ha ha i know thats not funny but it really is and i dont know why... its sort of like waking up when youve slept on your arm or soemthing and you cant move it and your afraid youve lost if forever....
Oct 14 2008 12:28AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608

waking up in a dumpster you neck is broken and you have a hangover plus you're next to dr. phil naked and his fist is still up your ass while george bush, john mccain and Mr. Rogers have their way with your junk

that or messy hair

Oct 14 2008 1:22AM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
congrats
Oct 14 2008 4:23PM
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