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Limited Edition '09 Oakley Osama Pro Model Skis

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MadSteezin
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Yeah so I talked to my local Oakley rep yesterday and he told me that this year Oakley is doing a limited edition re-issue of the Oakley Osama Pro Model Skis. And today I went to my local shop and hand flexed them, they've got the most jihad flex pattern ever! An employee walked up to me and told me he already got to test these babies out and that they'll knock over any towers in their way.
Oct 10 2008 2:25AM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
fail..
Oct 10 2008 2:26AM
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KIRKCHAPMAN
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oakley makes skis?
Oct 10 2008 2:55AM
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KIRKCHAPMAN
Posts: 164 - Karma: -6
too bad no one sells them...
Oct 10 2008 3:35AM
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Skibumsmith
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yeah totally. I demoed a pair last year

Oct 10 2008 3:41AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
Yep, patented sand core, i have some 08's for sale (Rocket Launcher topsheet) in a 178 with FKS185 mounted 2 back from centre for a 315mm BSL if you are interested
Oct 10 2008 3:42AM
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Mex_LineJib^a
Posts: 3928 - Karma: 65
^ are those the ones w/the al kaeda graffiti bases? if so those are sick! how much?
Oct 10 2008 12:06PM
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Style+eeze
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yeah i heard that they were coming out with a new model next year called the twin towers. they're supposed to break easily though
Oct 10 2008 1:23PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
you mean al queda...
Oct 10 2008 1:27PM
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Rooddss
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die
Oct 10 2008 1:29PM
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Mex_LineJib^a
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ha! no i actuall ment al qaeda... i'm such a noob.
Oct 10 2008 1:50PM
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Piste.Off
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you have to be sponosored or know an oakley osama rep to get skis this sick
Oct 10 2008 1:58PM
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no_steeze
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or if you're friends with bin laden, they're his pro model so if you chill with him he will give you a cheap/free pair
Oct 10 2008 2:13PM
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sgwake
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Doesn't Oakley make Armada skis as well?

My buddy who use to live out in Breck told me that T Hall and his boys asked Oakley to front the cash to make Armada. Anybody else know of this?
Oct 10 2008 2:24PM
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edd1e
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Lame thread... Played...... and worst joke in history. NOT FUNNY>>>>>
Oct 10 2008 2:30PM
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OsChulz
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LoL!
Oct 10 2008 2:52PM
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Thomson.
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This was funny like... 4 years ago?
Oct 10 2008 2:57PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
So is "I put on my robe and wizards hat" and thats still hilarious!
Oct 10 2008 3:25PM
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Klick_2_klaim
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no, just no, please let it go.
It wasnt very funny the first time, its not very funny now.
Oct 10 2008 6:09PM
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phishfood
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the twin towers joke was really funny!


oh wait no it wasn't.
Oct 10 2008 6:50PM
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Peter.
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i heard pollard made a custom AK47 graphic on 100 pairs only!
Oct 10 2008 7:36PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
^ shit..got pics?
Oct 10 2008 7:43PM
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Bigwoods
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Ahh shit that sucks.. I was hoping I could pick up a pair
Oct 10 2008 8:34PM
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A.R.
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wrong, this is actually real funny. your lame
Oct 10 2008 10:42PM
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camohard
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actually you're wrong bud. the thing is, if you'd read the thread, you'd have picked up on the fact that this joke is like forever old. and definitely got way over-played along time ago. yeah, i still laughed a little when i saw the title/some of the posts, but then i was like, i dont even know why im doing this, this is lame. get an original joke... it'll be a lot better.
Oct 10 2008 11:22PM
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sirskizalot
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he did man  they're sooooo sick, yesterday when i finally found out how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta i went dow there and hit it up. they're wicked man.
Oct 10 2008 11:33PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
Osama Pros are like how do you get to the chads gap form the bottom of alta? they are part of ns history and they are both incredibly funny.
Oct 11 2008 12:48AM
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Silence
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I thought you can't any more - didn't ski patrol blow it up?
Oct 11 2008 12:50AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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that is funny man, I haven't heard that one before in one of these threads haha.
Oct 11 2008 4:56PM
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californiagrown
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bump...this brings a smile to my face
Jul 21 2009 7:10PM
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P.opsicle
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Oh shit! Do you think the skis would go with my robe and wizard hat!?
Jul 21 2009 8:49PM
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SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
thank you
Jul 21 2009 9:18PM
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Bangor
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cool story hansel.
Jul 22 2009 3:07AM
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mattridesskis
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woooow, horrible, but i lol'ed
Jul 22 2009 3:20AM
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SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
fail
Jul 22 2009 11:27AM
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biG_EaSt
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Jul 23 2009 12:16AM
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MayorWest
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fuck this shit
Jul 23 2009 1:16AM
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Daydreaming
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Apr 3 2011 11:16PM
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That_One_Dude
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Old...but pretty hilarious
Apr 4 2011 12:12AM
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tall_t
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no guys this is all real. the edges are made with real bullets! the sidewall is made with a thin layer of gun metal, and the topsheet is made with pure evil like the hellbents

Apr 4 2011 9:27AM
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