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Best B-Day present from a gf?

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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
hmm...id have to say the xbox,game,and two movies she got me for my b-day last sat...its pretty rad
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Nov 4 2003 9:53PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
a poem, webcam, gumby airfreshener
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Nov 4 2003 9:57PM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
lol,intense
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Nov 4 2003 9:57PM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
sex...wut?



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Nov 4 2003 10:01PM
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joe_cool_ski
Posts: 796 - Karma: 9
blow job whay?
Nov 4 2003 11:03PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Stuffed teddy bear. Ain't nobody gonna beat that.


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Nov 4 2003 11:04PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
getting sodomized by a strap on





die.
Nov 4 2003 11:08PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
having her look across the table to tell me she loved me... and then the she's on top thingy, woo woo
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Nov 4 2003 11:11PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
since I've only managed to be with one of my gfs on my bday... I got cookies, and a lap dance
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Nov 4 2003 11:14PM
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Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
any kind of violent sex act

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Nov 5 2003 9:28AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
getting dumped on your b-day is always great




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Nov 5 2003 10:05AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
My girlfriend made me wait until my B day to get anything from her let me tell you it was great

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Nov 5 2003 10:23AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
first bj on my b-day!



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Nov 5 2003 10:36AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
now THAT is a gift.
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Nov 5 2003 2:40PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i got tony hawks 4 and a training day on dvd and i got blindfolded and my hands tied to the bed and got the best blowjob ever, now that was a great birthday


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Nov 5 2003 2:55PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
now when is steak and blowjob day..i cant wait
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Nov 5 2003 2:58PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
haha, what a stupid question!

sex is definetely the best!!

but For my last b-day my g/f and I ran away for a day and it was cool cause we just went and laid in a corn field and hung out. We never get to that normally cause we're both really busy and like when we do get to hang out it's at parties and my friends have huge ass houses so we hardly even see each other there. So yeah, I'd have to say getting to be with her is the best present.


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Nov 5 2003 3:12PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
isnt it the day after valentines?
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Nov 5 2003 3:14PM
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master_hucker
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
blowjob and sex... thats the way to go..
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Nov 5 2003 4:19PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
why was this question even asked?

Just a thought
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Nov 5 2003 4:20PM
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Frik
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 49
^ good point its compeltely random, expecially that evryone has mde it into how the got there first bj on there b-day and with details



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Nov 5 2003 4:47PM
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MSLM-represent
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
blow job, sex and a 24 of blue.



my friends call me jeff...
Nov 5 2003 5:25PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
that steak and blowjob day is march 20th.........my birthday


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Nov 5 2003 5:34PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
lucky you
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Nov 5 2003 5:35PM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
jesus...we got some sluts out there! haha
Gage:'Night Grandma'
G-ma:'Night darling'
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Nov 5 2003 5:49PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
^your sig is awesome
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Nov 5 2003 8:14PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
it wasn't from a girlfriend, but it was from a friend who is a girl.

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Nov 5 2003 8:18PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
she says if we make it to my b-day...its a threesome with her little korean friend...how do you say happy ending?
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Nov 5 2003 8:33PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
I think ur gonna be single on ur bday there bud
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Nov 5 2003 8:39PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
the best thing i ever got was a card in my locker that said that going out with me was a joke. that was kinda harsh

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Nov 5 2003 9:53PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
^I don't know, it's kinda cute actually...


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Nov 6 2003 9:51AM
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blind_five
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
I got a pair of 1080's last year. That was fucking dope. I also go tied to the bed so I couldn't (or didn't have to) do any work. Just laid back and enjoyed the show.

This year I get an even better present. She's bringing home a friend...

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Nov 6 2003 9:57AM
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flanker
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 11
Getting a video tape sent to me 4000km away from home of my friends wishing me happy birthday and then her at the end singing happy birthday.
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Nov 6 2003 10:21AM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
a watch, not gold w/diamonds just a sport watch that's pretty cool. it has a dial on it to get to the different modes. I'm simple, and I feel bad for all you boys that had girls holdin out until your b-day. you gotta let the ladies know your not having sex for yourself, your there to please them.


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Nov 6 2003 1:24PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
i got mine family guy on dvd.

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Nov 6 2003 6:56PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I don't know what to do for my boyfriend this year...

Last year I brought him to Killington for the day and rented one of those ill private gondolas and gave some gondola pleasure and then several vouchures to sugarbush





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Nov 6 2003 7:04PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
yea got a sweet views from the vault, watched that smoked some dank ass herb my friend gave to me for free that he brought back from Shasta so smoked a fatty drank a little her parents were gone till like 3 or some shit. got the best head the she was all over me on top probrably in the top 5 nights of my life haha

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Nov 6 2003 7:29PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Wow, see what drugs will do to you?


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Nov 8 2003 12:32PM
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Jedi_Mind_Tricks.
Posts: 69 - Karma: 10
I'm going to have to say sex and more sex is a good present from your girlfriend..


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Nov 8 2003 12:34PM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
the thing that sucks is that a girl have give a guy sex for there birthday...but can a guy give a girl sex for her bday? im sure some girls you could but not too many



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Nov 8 2003 12:38PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Haha good luck Lauren.

Quazbotch... We sell those at Toys R Us! They're so cool. There's a geren dinosaur, a blue elephant, a purple hippo, that cow one, a lion, brown bear, and I think maybe one or two more. The hippo one is the coolest because he does this retarded laugh thing. So awesome. I want one.


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Nov 8 2003 3:06PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
a shity hat



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Nov 8 2003 3:16PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
half the people that said they got play for their birthday is lying. i went to killington with my girlfriend on my last birthday.


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Nov 8 2003 3:44PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i was so sick on my bday this year that all my girlfriend could do was let me lay in her lap





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Nov 8 2003 3:45PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
that isn't so bad...


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Nov 8 2003 3:47PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
retard laughing hippo? sweeet
Nov 8 2003 3:57PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
strode420 i just realized your post said 'lay in her lap' not 'play in her lap'
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Nov 8 2003 6:23PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^ha. no actually i had a 102 fever and i was all puking and shit





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Nov 8 2003 6:36PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
some condoms a nice lesbian porno and her hot foreign working friend hehehehehehehehe
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Nov 8 2003 11:34PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
my b-day is also steak and blow job day.... unfortunately i have never dated someone on my bday... *shanking fist in air* DAMN YOU HARVEY!!!
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Nov 9 2003 2:02AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
She cheated on me, guess i saw it coming tho, but it was with my best friend, plus she didnt even get me anything.that birthday was cool, i also got beaten up by a bouncer. and ended sleeping on a concrete floor with my friends wet bath towel over me and him rubbing his feet in my face.HAPPY 18th!!!
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Nov 9 2003 2:10AM
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