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Merrrick
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Ok so i was in New Jersey in LBI this summer for a week.  I thought it would be and it was but I also realized how much new jersey sucks.  there are so many guidos and dick holes and all of the girls are just bitches.  I was glad to leave and I am permanently scared by this experience...tell me why you hate new jersey
Sep 28 2008 4:03PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I'll be in Morristown for 9 days in October, but one of my good friend lives in Manhattan so I plan to spend most of my time there.

Last time I was in NJ the only thing I didn't like was the humidity.
Sep 28 2008 4:06PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
been there twice... everyone there sucks balls. literally is a hell hole. the best part about the place was leaving. all the restaurants were full of guidos and scumbags haha. i dont know everyone i met down there had a really fucked up life or emotional bs. we should just blow up that place.
Sep 28 2008 4:32PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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everyone who lives there is a douchebag.
Sep 28 2008 4:53PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
i know of a perfect group for you
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Sep 28 2008 5:05PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
for some reason, this thread made me incredibly angry
Sep 28 2008 5:06PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
another hate thread woo hoo
Sep 28 2008 5:35PM
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JayDope
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jesus, u think LBI is full of guidos? r u sure u were in LBI? i go there all the time my friend has a place there....its all surfer douchebags, no guidos there son....u guys r all ignorant its pathetic
Sep 28 2008 5:38PM
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twin-tip-hero
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along with the guidos and scumbags, hands down the worst part of Jersey is the driving.   i love in a really turristy place, so during the summer all you fucking see on the road is YELLOW.  you think you would be happy because it is summer but no, where i live you hate summer because all the assholes are up here.  one time my dad was jsut so pissed off hes like "son don't tell your mother this but Why is it that you can't get a good blowjob in Jersey during July and august?"  I'm like "i don't know dad why?"  he replies  "because all the fucking cocksuckers are up here!"  that was the best part of my summer.
Sep 28 2008 5:50PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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rule #1. no shirts on the boardwalk
Sep 28 2008 5:51PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i live in NJ, LBI may have some guidos in it, but i think they stick to the nightclubs and abyss and shit like that. Yea some of the girls down the shore are bitches, but we do have a beach. skim boarding yea!
the nearest mountains to me are mountain creek, hidden valley, camelback, places like that.
Sep 28 2008 5:53PM
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T.L.
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I was down there a little this summer.  I got a ticket for not having my seat belt on.  The skim is nuts at lbi such a steep beach.
Sep 28 2008 6:25PM
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TheQuailman
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I live in passaic county NJ.  Its a nice suburban area in northern jersey.  I have to admit that theres tons of crappy places ranging from dirty cities like Camden to the guido infested jersey shore but theres also a lot of nice places to live in northern jersey and even some more wide open areas in inland southern NJ.  Sure, the skiing isn't excellent, although mountain creek busts their balls to put together a decent park .  But its great to to be an hour from the shore, 45 minutes from mountain creek, and hour and a half from boulder and only 20 min from the city while still living in a nice suburban area.
Sep 28 2008 6:38PM
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MEGAZORD
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You went to LBI where all the guidos and dickholes from new york go.


Idiot.
Sep 28 2008 6:41PM
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Eric.S
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Yo fuck you who started this thread. Jersey may not be the best of place but hell its my home. I live like 20 min from creek so I ski every day and my dad lives down at the shore. Thats what you get for going to like one of the biggest tourist traps in NJ cocksucker.
Sep 28 2008 6:49PM
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natedogg789435
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my friend went there this summer and said the same thing. nj sucks cuase the drivers and the gay accent
Sep 28 2008 6:51PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
NJ drivers are the worst, and I mean the worst.

That being said, I have met some really great people from Jersey. It definitely has the reputation of being dirty and full of guidos, and while that may be somewhat true, there are decent areas and decent people.
Sep 28 2008 6:54PM
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MEGAZORD
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You do realize the so called jersey accent is that of long islanders and other ny retards.
Sep 28 2008 6:55PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
New Jersey= shity and and cheep mcmansions that all look the same
Sep 28 2008 6:56PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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ive been to a lot of the nj area and it all sucked something horrible. really the whole state should be used as the world's compost pile.
Sep 28 2008 6:57PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Lets not hook that shitty accent to all of NYers, don't be as ignorant as some people on this site.
Sep 28 2008 7:00PM
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Eric.S
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Head up to north jersey. Its actualy a really preety place. The whole area gets a bad rap but Its really a beautifull place to live.
Sep 28 2008 7:04PM
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MEGAZORD
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nyc sorry
Sep 28 2008 7:05PM
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sarahskis
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It smells bad
People can't drive

My brother went to Ocean City for the weekend, and they kicked everybody out of the water becuase there was a sewage spill into the ocean about 50 feet from where people were swimming.  There's nasty ass tubes going from the stores on the boardwalk into the ocean...ugh.
Sep 28 2008 7:07PM
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MEGAZORD
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The tubes are beach restoration.  Its pulling sand from the seafloor to the beaches to replenish it.

Again, ocean city is a tourist spot.  All the people at these resort towns are not from new jersey.
Sep 28 2008 7:09PM
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Microcosm
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word. these kids go and what they see are other tourists and guidos, not the actual people who live here. there are definitely some shitty places and people around, but that's like anywhere.
Sep 28 2008 7:36PM
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MEGAZORD
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Prime example.  Spring lake is nice.  No bennys. 
Sep 28 2008 7:38PM
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RudyGarmisch
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New Jersey is bad, but crossing the boarder into Nevada is like entering Tadjikistan.
Sep 28 2008 7:41PM
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samwise
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Wow, that's depressing. I used to go to Ocean City when I was a really little kid and I always had fond memories. Glad to see they're taking care of it.
Sep 28 2008 7:49PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
Sewage spills originate from ships leaving the city and float down the coast to us. 
Sep 28 2008 7:53PM
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Rachy
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my god you people are ignorant.

Thats like saying all of california is like disney land, all of minnesota lives on a farm, or everyone in alabama is a backwards hick.

Seriously, every place has their down side and their upside. I'm sure you would even find Iowa to be a great place if you spent some time there seeing the things that makes it nice.

I hate guns, I am definitely not a republican, I can't stand country music, but guess what, I can still appreciate Texas and find plenty of things I like about it.

I'm sorry you went to a dirty place in NJ, but every state has at least one dirty place.

If you dislike the countryside and cant appreciate the landscaping, thats one thing, but to disrespect the people as a whole is totally ethnocentric.
Sep 28 2008 7:55PM
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KidBroSweets
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HEY BUT FAVRE THREW 6 TDS AND HE LIVES THERE!
Sep 28 2008 8:04PM
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NICK.VT
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fuck jersey and its zoning rules, McMansions and all the dick heads who live there.

 $0.02 

Sep 28 2008 8:06PM
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MEGAZORD
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People dont realize that people actually desire to live in nj.  More celebrities than you would believe live there. 
Sep 28 2008 8:07PM
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DDrem.
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i have to disagree. your experience in LBI was probably based on your time spent in surf city, ship bottom, and beach haven townships towards the south end of the island. that is where all the renters and greasy fucks go for the summer, hence your bad experience.
BUT, if you were to travel to the north end of the island, your experience would be much different i am sure. My grandpa built a house there in the 50's and Ive been going there since I was two weeks old. I worked in Barnegat Light all summer and had the best time of my life. Its a lot more of a local scene and way more chill.
i do hope you reconsider and not speak poorly about the island in general and instead just about the end im sure you were at, cuz i do agree that it sucks down there.
thanks
Sep 28 2008 8:07PM
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MEGAZORD
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I could give less than a shit if people think jersey sucks.  Dont come back.  We dont want you. 
Sep 28 2008 8:15PM
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Dhane
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the total ignorance level in this thread is ridiculous.
Sep 28 2008 8:34PM
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JayDope
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haah i dont know where u get off saying it smells bad....and nyc drivers r 10 times worse than jersey, im goign to school in PA right now, about 20 min south of philly and i sware half the ppl here r sleeping while they drive its terrible.....chill with the accent, ppl from PA have a weird acccent, ppl from bosotn have an accent ppl from texas have an accent, or the south...every place has a different accent
Sep 28 2008 8:35PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I'm sorry, but NJ wins 'bad driving' by a landslide =P
Sep 28 2008 8:38PM
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JayDope
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haha, do u go to NYC often? personally every time ive been there ive seen the worst drivers ever...i dont like nyc at all...btu the drivers there r worse than jersey
Sep 28 2008 8:52PM
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KravtZ
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im sure lbi was fun and i hear its a good time iv never been there but so many people i no have but as far as the rest of new jersy goes....my grandparents live there and there SOO shitty but the area is kinda nice (franklin lakes). but overall the shitholeness is so much higher then then "niceness" of new jersey that it just sucks.
the buthole of the united states
Sep 28 2008 8:54PM
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Reed.S
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yeah
Sep 28 2008 8:54PM
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spiegel
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born and raised in southern NY.

I absolutely hate NJ.  Horrible place, shitty traffic, jughandles, drivers, people, adn the place just blow.

no ignorance here, ive had plenty of experience with NJ.
Sep 28 2008 9:04PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Haha, you're talking about driving in the city here. I'm talking about experiencing all of Jersey, NYC, and Long Island tourists my whole life. Jersey drivers are the worst. Its just my opinion though.
Sep 28 2008 9:06PM
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spiegel
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city drivers are much better than jersey drivers by a mile, its not even a contest.
Sep 28 2008 9:08PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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jug handles suck so hard!
Sep 28 2008 9:45PM
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Quinn
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intense ignorance in here.

and about the driving--ijersey drivers have balls. if youre going the speed limit in the left lane, you deserved to get cut off. take your grandma driving ass on over to the right lane or get out of the state.
Sep 28 2008 9:46PM
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natedogg789435
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nyc city drivers are some of the best in the world. you ever been in a nyc cab? and meadow lands is a dark and horrible place. other than it being home to the giants where 1 beam of sun light penetrates the clouds to brighten the stadium. also it is home to the world biggest pile of garbage. i could go on and on and on.
Sep 28 2008 10:44PM
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JayDope
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franklin lakes is madd nice, one of the richest towns in the whole country i believe...i live in the town liek right next to it actually (wayne)
Sep 28 2008 10:53PM
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MEGAZORD
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This is true.  MA drivers were rated worst in country.
Sep 29 2008 12:45AM
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JayDope
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hahaaha thats funny i was with this girl from boston the other night, and she totaled 2 cars and has had her liscense for less than a year....that just is terriblee
Sep 29 2008 12:59AM
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