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Fake ass ski race crash

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VT_scratch
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how fake does this look?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7wnbcdirI

some girl at my HS last year. do me a favor and post in the youtube comments section saying how she faked it!
17 years ago
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Duncan*
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wow that was so fake
17 years ago
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corona
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bahaha ya thats some fake shit.... they just messed up pretty bad and thought it would seem better if they had a nice crash
17 years ago
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Piste.Off
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that was the most pathetic attempt to turn ive ever seen. and yea that was terribly fake, she wasnt even going 10mph and she rolled down half the course.
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VT_scratch
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aha ok now post that under the yotube comments section please! just to show how she sucks! i cant stand when people fake shit like that.
17 years ago
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Fish_Sandwich.
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What a hoe.
17 years ago
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prontocuts.com
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hahaha that was painfully fake, why not be awesome and try to recover and ski the rest of it on one ski?
17 years ago
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GuerillaInDaMist
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that made me lol
17 years ago
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Funnel
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Haha I posted a comment on youtube.
17 years ago
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orange.
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hahahah what a bitch
17 years ago
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skithe49th
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girl cant ski for shit, wanted to come up with a badass racing crash but came out looking like a goon
17 years ago
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skiizy
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ugh things like that are so frustrating how lame, corny, dumb, fake, and uncool, i mean honestly i have no patience for people like that in everyday life, it's like drama kids in high school who sing in the halls, i just want to tell them to die

and to clarify i am not hating on drama kids, just certain ones.. if you are good at acting or singing, more power to you
17 years ago
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GreenStezz
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damn dude thats a crazy crash, TOP RATE.....................
17 years ago
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RICK_ROSS
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i read that!!!!!!!!
17 years ago
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*WonderBread*
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haha that makes me wanna slap a hoe
17 years ago
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I didn't know drama fuck heads did that at other schools too.  The ones at my school were so annoying.  No more hallways with drama kids singing in college.  At least in the more respectable buildings I have classes in.
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Bloc_chain
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wow so fake
17 years ago
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XtRemE11
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thats not fake, last year i had some pathetic fall on some super easy slope just fucking around buttering and stuff, i fell and i could not stop sliding, like i went probably 300 yards before i could stop myself, all my friend were asking why i didnt just stop myself and i seriously couldnt. i think she just started sliding and couldnt stop.
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GreenStezz
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hahaha really, i can stop.......
17 years ago
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Eric.S
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My ankles are broken!!!!
17 years ago
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tomahawk
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HAHA well she is in a speed suit but still... she rolled down like a marshalllowie beeotch.

17 years ago
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AltaByrdSkier
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hahaha i love how it looks like she could about stop herself at any second but she just keeps going!
17 years ago
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sirskizalot
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that was super duper X-TREME
17 years ago
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N_well23
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some of the sliding I can understand but the rolling was definately fake and hilarious. haha
17 years ago
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Myfirstname.
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Haha! THat was the most redbull thing i have ever seen. Hands down.
17 years ago
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VT_scratch
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yea def
17 years ago
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Aaaron.
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i could do that course switch
and i SUCK at switch
17 years ago
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Malcolm
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ahaha ill comment on youtube that was hilarious

17 years ago
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twin-tip-hero
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haha she was going a good 5 mph and she somehow falls halfway down the mountain. 
17 years ago
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no_steeze
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hahaha she is the worst racer i've ever seen, the ski coming off by hitting the gate was real but the infinite rolling was total bullshit
17 years ago
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SK1ERDUDE
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jeez she exaggerated that fall pretty bad
17 years ago
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VT_scratch
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no you actually couldnt. i was rockin twins on that course and all it was for me was sliding on the ice into a mound of snow bounce off that and contineu that the whole way down the course. that was they worst time of my life and my fricken mom wouldnt let me quit ski team. i never went to practices though aha just skipped some school days and shredded pow with a friend.

but i did 180 through the finish that race..
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Malcolm
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oh shit i just realized this is at smuggs haha. last year there was this dude who took the most gentle fall ever on that run and made the ski patrol sled bring him down and held up the race because he didnt want to get up from where he fell. he was completly fine after
17 years ago
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.SimonB.
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that has fake sauce written all over it!
17 years ago
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ct_steeze
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i dont even understand how her ski came off she was going like 5 mph when she hit the pole lol to any normal person it would have just turned them around so they were skiing switch
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ct_steeze
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzxgoa23K88&feature=related

look at this dumbass trying to climb across a cliff on skis and eating it big time
17 years ago
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anthony_B
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STOP, DROP, AND ROLL
17 years ago
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VT_scratch
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IanAvery-Leaf
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nobody has mentioned the gay music
17 years ago
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k-rob
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haha i just commented, that bitch is so fake.
17 years ago
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Blandct
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what a dumb bitch....this is the kinda shit that make people not take high school racing seriously....where are you from?
17 years ago
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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holy shit, she ok? giving gallant a run for his money
17 years ago
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KelBarbs
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Wow, that was fake, I've wiped out on race courses going way faster and rarely go that far, let alone roll. Just dig your boots in, she had her feet up the whole time
17 years ago
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saucybiscuits
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help ive fallen and i cant get up!
17 years ago
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4ReeL_
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special olympics i think
17 years ago
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k-rob
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that's the hardest i've laughed in about two weeks.
17 years ago
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k-rob
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holy shit watch this guy get destroyed!

17 years ago
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ct_steeze
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holy shit that was hilarious there should be a whole thread on funny ski crashes... im makin one
17 years ago
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skiizy
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please dont.. there are so many already
17 years ago
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BEARS.
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holy shit what a fuckin poser
17 years ago
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A_Davis
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Wow that was so milked. girls retarted
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