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Homework hotline cult

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
How many people would be interested in a cult dedicated to homework?
Say you have a good paper that you wouldn't mind sharing it with the rest of NS.
Say you need a good paper for class tomorrow, but NS and skiing has once again interfered.



Face it, skiing comes WAY before some edumakation.





Sep 26 2008 9:56PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11

invite here

Sep 26 2008 9:59PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i'll take an invite
Sep 26 2008 10:01PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I've graduated, but I have a fool proof method of writing papers of any length if anyone wants it.

I have also mastered the art of writing the extension email as well as the change of grade email.
Sep 26 2008 10:29PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
Yo that is a sick idea!!!!!!!!    I will take an invite.
Sep 26 2008 10:48PM
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.BaconatoR
Posts: 183 - Karma: 11
invite meh please
Sep 26 2008 10:49PM
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cousinmark
Posts: 939 - Karma: 29
yup yup
Sep 26 2008 10:54PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
sure sounds like a solid idea.
Sep 26 2008 11:04PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
count me in. i'm all for it!
Sep 26 2008 11:08PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
oh wow count me in. great idea for us NSers to become more edumaketed and be smrtar while we are ahhhhnahlaneee
Sep 26 2008 11:14PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
How to write a research paper:

Pick a topic

Then find at least 6 different sources for that topic. Easy way is to search google books or type .pdf after your source.

Scan through your sources, read the shortest one. Make sure that you want to keep that topic (I usually realize I want to do something more specific).

Open up a word document and make your works sited page. Then how ever you need to site your sources, make a list of those so something like (Johnson, 2008) so that every time you put in a fact you can copy and paste that at the end of it.

Then make your document how ever many pages it needs to be(i usually just hit return a lot).

Next, think of something you can focus on for every 2/3s of a page, so if you have 4 pages, you should have about 3 sub topics, an intro and a conclusion 12 pages would be somewhere around 14 topics an intro and a conclusion. When I have a longer paper, I always try to make at least one of those topics a real world example. I wrote a paper about forensic toxicology so I researched 2 cases and described in depth what was done in those cases.

Then put the topics in the best order you can. Usually a history or discription, real topics about the subject, then an example.

After you have this set up in your document start with what ever is first on your works sited. Read the entire thing and every time you find something you can use, rewrite the fact under what ever heading it goes under and copy and paste the siting after it.

Continue this with all your sources.

Then re arrange them so they flow.

I usually end up with about 8 pages of facts for a 12 page paper. Re write it into sentances and you should end up with about 10 pages or a little more. Then read what you wrote, and write your introduction and then your conclusion.

It ends up being almost no original though, but it gets so heavily supported with facts and examples that I have never not gotten an A. I pretty much leave all my opinions to the conclusion.

But I can get through a 12 page paper in about 4 hours this way. The longest part is finding and reading the sources.
Sep 26 2008 11:16PM
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ryan.c
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um, ill take these.


and an invite
Sep 26 2008 11:27PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
invite please
Sep 26 2008 11:29PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
If you copy these, you are screwed cause they are all online and turnitin.com will find them. So Highly advised that you do not copy any of them.

But, if you want to see some A graded papers, I think I got A's on all of these a bunch of them are from a film class I took, but yeah, they are all there. The Toxicology one is one of my best, but its kind of boring.

http://www.csupomona.edu/~rmmanning/papers/
Sep 26 2008 11:54PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
invite please!
Sep 27 2008 12:01AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
and there is a cult like this...homework sharing its called. on the first page of cults
Sep 27 2008 12:03AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
i thinks there is already a cult of such nature.
Sep 27 2008 2:08AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
just began college. invite please!
Sep 27 2008 3:43AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,432
i need an invite asap
Dec 1 2008 7:39PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
invite please
Dec 1 2008 7:43PM
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dodgeridge*rider
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 25
i need an invite within the next few hours

Dec 1 2008 7:44PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
invite please
Dec 1 2008 7:44PM
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Octopus
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 55
invite
Dec 1 2008 7:47PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
invite
Dec 1 2008 7:49PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
invite please!
Dec 1 2008 7:52PM
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kewp
Posts: 79 - Karma: 24
invite
Dec 1 2008 7:55PM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
Invite please.
Dec 1 2008 7:56PM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
sounds good to me.
invite please!
Dec 1 2008 7:57PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
i went to karma you, but you were already maxed, oh well, thanks though!
Dec 1 2008 7:58PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
invite
Dec 1 2008 7:58PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
invite plz
Dec 1 2008 7:59PM
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Dylan_
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invite asap please
Dec 1 2008 8:00PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I'll snag an invite. If anyone has any good ideas for a parody on either "Hills Like White Elephants" or "The Open Boat" let me know. It can be pretty outlandish, if you want, my professor is ridiculously eccentric.
Dec 1 2008 8:01PM
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kko
Posts: 336 - Karma: 49

ill take an invite please!

i have a humanities paper due tonight. gahh

Dec 1 2008 8:02PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

invite

+K

Dec 1 2008 8:10PM
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snowriderdj
Posts: 344 - Karma: 11

This will be of very good use to me.

INVITE PEASE!!

Dec 1 2008 8:32PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Invite please!!!
Dec 1 2008 8:34PM
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uh_lis_uh
Posts: 609 - Karma: 16
i'd love an invite to this cult!!
Dec 1 2008 8:35PM
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inthewoods
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 111
wanna be iinn
Dec 1 2008 8:37PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
The Homework Sharing Cult is fairly dead
Dec 1 2008 8:37PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
yes please
Dec 1 2008 8:39PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
i almost made the same cult, cause i suck at math...HARD.

anway, INVITE PLZ
Dec 1 2008 8:39PM
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snowriderdj
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well since it is not created yet...does any1 have any info on how math in general, and geometry hhave to do with guitar design??

i have a paper due tommorowand so far all i have is measuring has to do with math...

Dec 1 2008 8:40PM
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eastcoastshred
Posts: 75 - Karma: 10
invite here please
Dec 1 2008 8:47PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
the pitch  the strings make is dependent on the rate the string cycles at, and the diameter of the string (among other things)


the volume/size/shape of the body affect the sound also, because of the way the pressure waves bounce around internally (for an acoustic)

im sure you could come up with formulas/mathematical expressions of these two points, ill see if i can think of more for ya
Dec 1 2008 8:47PM
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chody_miller33
Posts: 766 - Karma: -38

dam good idea

invite please

Dec 1 2008 8:52PM
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.SteezusChrist.
Posts: 2296 - Karma: 276
invite
Dec 1 2008 8:56PM
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SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
invite please
Dec 1 2008 9:05PM
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snowriderdj
Posts: 344 - Karma: 11
thanks alot man..+++K
Dec 1 2008 9:09PM
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tyberesk
Posts: 446 - Karma: 41
invite plz ++karma
Dec 1 2008 9:35PM
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dmc12380
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if you want to lengthen a research paper you can highlight all the commas and make their fonts bigger. You cant even tell. For example i wrote an 8 pager and by doing that it lengthen it by a whole page. I forgot how to highlight all the periods but you can google it.
Dec 1 2008 9:40PM
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