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Shit, you're own your own island.. What do you do? Help!

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Bigwoods
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You're on a tropical island alone and have to build one tool that will help you survive while you're there.. The only things you can use is what you're wearing (basic, minimum clothing) and natural resources.

Example: The most common tool built is a stick, with a rock attached by shoe lace or vine.

What would you make?

Sep 18 2008 10:22PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
an xbox
Sep 18 2008 10:25PM
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Swampy
Posts: 546 - Karma: 53
Ironman suit
Sep 18 2008 10:26PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
spear
Sep 18 2008 10:27PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
fleshlight
Sep 18 2008 10:29PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
hhaha i was gonna say it, but decided to be serial about it.
Sep 18 2008 10:30PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
...a helicopter? with fuel and a minigun for hunting wild boars? obviously? wtf kind of question is this?
Sep 18 2008 10:31PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
definitely
Sep 18 2008 10:36PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
the first few responses just sent me down. hah id probably go with george forman grill
Sep 18 2008 10:49PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Hmm I would make a volleyball friend like that guy in castaway.
Sep 18 2008 10:53PM
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gordie.
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pretty solid book. i read  a few of the follow up books to it tho (theres like 5), and all of them were pretty bad.. or at least not nearly as good
Sep 18 2008 10:53PM
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no_steeze
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is that the one where the plane crashes into the lake and he lives in the wilderness?
Sep 18 2008 11:13PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
yeah those books were sick

and i'd probably make a computer to go on NS and not be bored yadadamean
Sep 18 2008 11:19PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
ahh man grade 4 is coming back to me, such a great novel though, that was what 8 10 years ago, damn
Sep 18 2008 11:20PM
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kingcomet32
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id make a bulldozer to make sand dunes with, then id tie planks to my feet with shoelaces and fuckin shred the gnar
Sep 18 2008 11:44PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
I'd make a noose with my shirt.....





















to hang animals with so I can eat them obviously
Sep 18 2008 11:59PM
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Swan_Solo
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Make Bear Grylls, after that, you're pretty much set
Sep 19 2008 12:06AM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
I'd make a backyard rail setup.

Of course I would already have my snowblades, saucer sled, and bottle of whiskey...
Sep 19 2008 12:11AM
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skithe49th
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Id make it rain on dem hoes
Sep 19 2008 12:45AM
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ATLskier
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1/16 scale model of Louis Khan's Salk institute
Sep 19 2008 1:27AM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
a ski lift, and snow guns and a cat
Sep 19 2008 1:40AM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
An axe...
Sep 19 2008 8:32AM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
a telephone with built in gps
Sep 19 2008 8:34AM
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KSdesign
Posts: 687 - Karma: 175
yep. "WILSON!!!"
Sep 19 2008 10:09AM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 116
hatchet
Sep 19 2008 10:30AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Well, if its an island in the South Pacific then I would have to have a surfboard.
Sep 19 2008 10:50AM
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aculbs
Posts: 226 - Karma: 12
a bangbros password and some general gao's chicken and chopsticks of course
Sep 19 2008 11:00AM
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ax_murderer
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all the posts up to and including trifecta were fucking hilarious, im in tears.



Sep 19 2008 11:06AM
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skiP.E.I.
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a toothbrush, durrrrr.
Sep 19 2008 12:06PM
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OAK_TREE
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I'd build a grow house so I could smoke buds all day and enjoy my stay on the island.
Sep 19 2008 12:45PM
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Sno.
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id use my clothing to make a filter for salt water
Sep 19 2008 12:50PM
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Malcolm
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i thought they all sucked except for the original one. the one where he went back was terrible
Sep 19 2008 12:53PM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
A genie that gives me 10 more wishes...
Sep 19 2008 12:56PM
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reverendwrong
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kendama dur
Sep 19 2008 12:58PM
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Sno.
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i thought the river was good, i think that was the name of the one proceeding the hatchet. But yeah, nothing quite compares to the original
Sep 19 2008 12:59PM
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s.g.
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NS logo so I could die happy
Sep 19 2008 1:03PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
a fucking hover bike

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Sep 19 2008 1:05PM
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killa_cam
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gallio7777
baller
Sep 19 2008 4:59PM
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Parkboy
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Sep 19 2008 5:14PM
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skiizy
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wow did u really just gve out you porn password?
Sep 19 2008 5:37PM
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mellifluous
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WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i cry every time i see that movie. it really gets to me with the volleyball.
oh and the part where he knocks his tooth out with a skate = fucking gross
Sep 19 2008 5:38PM
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grifter
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Hence why your name is displayed in pink
Sep 19 2008 5:41PM
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skiizy
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your name should be displayed in pink
Sep 19 2008 5:46PM
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no_steeze
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i fell asleep during that movie, it was 3 hours of him walking around on an island while yelling at a volleyball. some parts were interesting but overall it was kinda poopy imo
Sep 19 2008 6:06PM
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BootySpunk.
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I shed a little tear the first time I watched it..no homo..

and that part with the tooth is fucking nasty..i have to look away cause that shit is meeeesed up
Sep 19 2008 9:08PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
satellite phone and 1 billion dollars to call and order stuff
Sep 19 2008 9:24PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
skis soap and water. I would shred that island till i died
Sep 19 2008 9:27PM
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bradcoffey
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i dont think i would build anything
Sep 19 2008 9:28PM
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