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Riddle me this riddle me that

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squaw_skier
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
heres a good riddle tell me if you know what it is

When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected

what am i?
Sep 16 2008 3:53PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
a condom?
Sep 16 2008 4:03PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
the guy who built me doesnt want me
the guy who bought me doesnt need me
the guy who has me doesnt know he needs me.
Sep 16 2008 4:15PM
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Perma
Posts: 513 - Karma: 20
hahahha
Sep 16 2008 4:16PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
coffin.
Sep 16 2008 4:16PM
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Perma
Posts: 513 - Karma: 20
seriously whats the answer though i cant think of it
Sep 16 2008 4:17PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
....
Sep 16 2008 5:02PM
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eazylax
Posts: 206 - Karma: 17
an excuse
Sep 16 2008 5:06PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
oh nice thats gotta be it

feed me and i live.
give me drink and i die.
what am i?
Sep 16 2008 5:09PM
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powder_weasel
Posts: 382 - Karma: 9
mmmmmmm McGriddle

Sep 16 2008 5:13PM
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Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
a toaster
Sep 16 2008 5:42PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
nope. why would it die if you gave it drank?! cuz it would short the shit i guess but thats not the answer haha
Sep 16 2008 6:21PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
fire... if we consider gasoline or wood as food
Sep 16 2008 8:01PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
my brain hurts........
Sep 16 2008 8:12PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
hahahahahahaha, i want to hear you justify your answer
Sep 16 2008 8:15PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
yup thats it

ok heres another i made up on my own

only useful when lying down,
but unlike a woman if i'm naked you frown.
you can double stack me like an oreo
or set me up on the floor, yo.
i am honored in your life like your beloved groom,
so much so i get my very own room.
Sep 16 2008 8:17PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
a bed
Sep 16 2008 8:19PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
yeah. was that like way way way way too easy? cuz i just made it up myself
Sep 16 2008 8:37PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
a Native American

let's pretend I didn't say that.
Sep 16 2008 8:38PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
haha wow that was kinda funny but soooo bad
Sep 16 2008 11:10PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
OH MAN!
Sep 17 2008 8:45AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
a cowboy rode into town on friday, stayed 3 days, then left on friday.  how could this be?
Sep 17 2008 10:46AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
What is deaf,dumba and blind yet always tells the truth?
Sep 17 2008 10:59AM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
His horse is named Friday. And Skidubaiguy, a mirror?
Sep 17 2008 11:20AM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
Take one out scratch my head, i am now black but once was red. WHAT AM I?


Sep 17 2008 12:32PM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.

WHAT AM I?
Sep 17 2008 12:35PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
that one's easy, it's nothing
Sep 17 2008 12:37PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
oh and this one's a match
Sep 17 2008 12:37PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
bahahahahaha
Sep 17 2008 12:40PM
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dat_ski_dude
Posts: 554 - Karma: 15
a match
Sep 17 2008 12:45PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
anne frank?
Sep 17 2008 1:03PM
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bobross
Posts: 468 - Karma: 11
I don't know if this is just a failed Helen Keller joke cause it just confuses the shit outa me
Sep 17 2008 1:10PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
that's what i was thinking!

and to answer the riddle....a magic 8 ball?
Sep 17 2008 1:20PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
!

HAHA
Sep 17 2008 1:21PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
clerks II?  no one?
Sep 17 2008 1:40PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8

I'm a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils
O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!
The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising
Money's new minted in this fat purse.
I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I've eaten a bag of green apples
Boarded the train there's no getting off.

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?

Sep 17 2008 1:49PM
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bobross
Posts: 468 - Karma: 11
Clerks for the win!!!
Randal - Why don’t you open the shutters–get some sunlight in here?
Dante - Someone jammed gum in the locks.
Randal - You’re kidding.
Dante - Bunch of savages in this town.
Sep 17 2008 1:51PM
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bobross
Posts: 468 - Karma: 11
1)Why the shutters closed?
Dante - Someone jammed gum in the locks.
1)Bunch of savages in this town.
Dante - Huh, that’s what I said.
Sep 17 2008 1:51PM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 13
time
Sep 17 2008 2:00PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
what word can be written forward bacword or upide down and still be read left to right? 
Sep 19 2008 2:39PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
mom?
Sep 19 2008 2:41PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
HANNAH
Sep 19 2008 3:07PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144

I've heard these in various places and I saved em to a word document:

1) I sit in a corner and travel all over the world...



2) spring showers bring mayflowers, what do mayflowers bring?

 

 


3) What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?

 


4) What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

 


 

5) It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What is it?

 

6)a certain mr. robins and his son fred got into a car accident.......the 2 were rushed to the hospital where mr. robins was pronounced to be dead....the surgeon Dr. Robins comes in to operate on the boy but then leaves saying "i cannont operate on him, he is my son fred".how is this possible...

 

 

7)l have a taiI, and I have a head, but l have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

 


Sep 19 2008 3:46PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
7.) a coin?

i know the answer to 1, 2, 5, and 6 so I wont say those.

Sep 19 2008 3:54PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
1. a shadow?

2. pilgrims?

3. no clue

4. silence?

5. no clue

6. no clue

7. coin?
Sep 19 2008 4:18PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
1) a stamp
Sep 19 2008 4:26PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
is 3 one of those like lifesaving inner tubes on boats?

or a fishing net?

or any kind of net
Sep 19 2008 5:00PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
a child between 3 to 6 years of age?

oh boy
Sep 19 2008 5:38PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
no, plus karma, i thought it was good...make more.

i thought bed, but then i thought...how does a bed frown when you're naked? anyway, yeah, make more.
Sep 19 2008 5:41PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
its not mom upside down would be wow.  its not HANNAH upside down would be HVNNVH

the answer is NOON
Sep 24 2008 1:56PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
NOON can't be right. an upside down N looks like this:
       I/I

at first i thought somethign like SOS, but "s" upside down doesnt work either.

i think i figured it out... you can read any word left to right no matter how it's spelt, it just wont always make a real word if you flip it up or around.
Sep 24 2008 3:59PM
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