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How to overthrow a Principal?

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wolfmansbro
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ok here is the scoop. we got this new principal this year and the guy is a total ass-wipe. to start off, first day of school he said if anyfights break out or anything that he doesnt approve of basically happens, that anyone involved will be arrested, he will not even deal with anyone, he just calls the cops. and its true because 1 or 2 SMALL fights have happend and he has called the cops on them. for our pep assemabally 2 seniors made the funnest poem ever, that had shit like i want to stick my hot dog in your bun, and different things like that. the Principal suspended them from homecoming and 3 days for that. our homecoming court had a pie eating contest and they ended up throwing the pies at eachother, he suspended them for that and threatned to hold them from homecoming. and now to top it off he arrested one of my friends and suppended him for a week (possible law suit) becuase he made a rap song about how much he hated our principal. A number of teacher even hate him. what i want to do is make a stand agianst him to show that the whole student body disaproves of his actions. anyone have any ideas as to how to get the message to him, legally will be the best
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Oct 30 2003 7:15PM
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icyeastcoast
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potatoe in his car's gaspipe................BOOM

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Oct 30 2003 7:19PM
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wolfmansbro
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o yeah the seniors said alot of shit and turned their backs to him, so for our last assemably he had assign seats for everyone.
i was thinking about having everyone go to school, but not go to class, just protest in the halls, because i heard that legally you have to be in school but you dont have to be in class
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Oct 30 2003 7:21PM
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mikee
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that kind of stuff is good except for one thing. Will eveyrone do it? no, everyone will pussy out because they think everyone else will pussy out, and in the end no one will be in the halls, and you will, and you will get suspended.

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Oct 30 2003 7:29PM
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cams
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rise up man.. if you rise up against him like 200-300 people and just tell him to back the fuck down what's he gonna do? he can't do shit.. either that or a walk out.. someones gotta show that bitch..


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Oct 30 2003 7:30PM
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Ski-hobo
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get on his computer somehow and download kiddie porn, ask lagwagon for the specific sites.


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Oct 30 2003 7:33PM
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freeskiBC
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yeah we walked out from our school 2 years ago...it was rad
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Oct 30 2003 7:33PM
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Mattman
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um. kill him j.k, kidde porn's a good idea, but get like the whole school and rise up!
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
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Oct 30 2003 7:37PM
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bigtreefallhard
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wow your principle sounds like a fucking dictator. get him really drunk or something and take him out and then take pictures of him doing shit a principle shouldnt do. then OWN his ass




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Oct 30 2003 7:37PM
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icyeastcoast
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o def! the kiddie porn idea is great download sum illegal shit on his computer set the fuker up and he'll b gone 4 good. if u can't get 2his comp personally get a friend or sum1 who can hack or sumthin

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Oct 30 2003 7:38PM
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Ski-hobo
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I dont know, you dont exaclty want to ruin his life, swith to downloading gay porn, that will just get him fired. Or get him angry, have him yell at you and secretly tape the conversation.

Once again, consult lagwagon for all the best gay porn sites.


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Oct 30 2003 7:47PM
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QuazBotch
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walk into his office with a machete, cut his head off, put it on a stick, put the head on a stick in a toilet and flush it a lot. Then put it through a meatgrinder and feed it to his rancor.




Oct 30 2003 7:49PM
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NickMartini
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kiddy porn would be funny as shit
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Oct 30 2003 8:56PM
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Adamskinick
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my prinicpal is new and is an asshole also, we might have a protest, and during a pep rally we booed him off the floor it was so fucking funny. and this mom sent mail home basically calling him a fucking moron. he's gonna stay cause my district are morons
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Oct 30 2003 9:03PM
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dpoiii
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porn's not going to work, but do a walkout or something where lots of kids come together, or have people go to the school board like teachers and parents
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Oct 30 2003 9:06PM
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P-JO
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You could make a petition and go to the school board, which is probably the most realistic way.

Otherwise I like Quazbotch's idea.




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Oct 30 2003 9:11PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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get some thongs or i guess any kind of underwear would work from girls. Make sure they have their names written on the tag or some way to identify its theirs. Hide the undies in his drawer. Then have the girls complain to the superintendent that the principal has their panties. Then the principal denies it and the girls say there in his drawer. The superintendent looks in the drawer theirs the panties. Bada bing bada boom he's toast.

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Oct 30 2003 9:15PM
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wolfmansbro
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my school is a bunch of lazy prepy kids who dont care about anything so i dont think a walk out will work because they dont care enough to do it, but i think a petition will work
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Oct 30 2003 10:00PM
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joei
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do it ferris's way...

just conspire against him

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Oct 30 2003 10:01PM
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PurpleSkier
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if they are preppy kids, get a group together, state what you dislike, write him a formal letter. be polite, but be blunt, if he disregards it, take it to the school board, because they write his paycheck
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Oct 30 2003 10:15PM
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F5*
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so this is what you do, get a case of kraft dinner, 3 large jars of jam, a hose, a skateboard, 3 rolls of duct tape, a pack of toliet paper, a box of condoms, a razor, a ton of jello, and a goat..........



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Oct 30 2003 10:20PM
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SkiSundownJibber
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Here's the scoop: Contrary to popular belief, the administration at public schools is there because you put them there, however indirectly. Now I don't go to public school, but from what I understand, there is an elected official that supervises a certain region of public schools. he hires principals, and principals hire teachers. If you want to change your principal, you should go right to the top and chat with the guy whose position im blanking on right now. the elected one. right.



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Oct 30 2003 10:37PM
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tan
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get the hottest girl in the school to seduce him, tape him enjoying it, BAM! instant rape charge


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Oct 30 2003 10:49PM
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Mattman
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^ lol, that made my laugh
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Oct 30 2003 10:53PM
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Ds91260
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tans idea could work, but if it dosnt, pull a ghandi on him, just make sure to eat a lot of food before you do





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Oct 30 2003 10:57PM
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estaked
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Write a letter to his boss with info on why he should be fired also put every1 that supports you on the letter at the end so the superintendent knows it isnt just 1 person that is bitchin' also send a letter to your principle maybe just seeing the letter w/ so many ppl not likeing him he will just quit,



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Oct 30 2003 11:03PM
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deeznutz
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Sounds like a great episode of saved by the bell.


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Oct 31 2003 11:13AM
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Line1260
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youre not going to do anything productive you asscock


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Oct 31 2003 11:24AM
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CMUSkiFreak
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Petition the school board have students as well as parents sign this.
If you wnt to stage a walkout be sure you don not go outside the building. pass out flyers promoting the walkout but dont get caught because this could be seen as 'insighting a riot' a bad offense to get charged with.
Most of all keep a calm and cool demeanor, DO NOT use bad language.

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Oct 31 2003 11:56AM
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gnar_gnar
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Honestly....
have you ever talked to the guy?
Maybe he's got serious issues....??
Try to talk to him politely...
set up a meeting and propose some other things he could do instead of being an anal retentive asswipe...
We totally had a similar issue when i was in HS..and a couple of us got together..and even though we hated the bitch's guts, we pretended to be nice to her...had a meeting...shit got solved, she turned out to be half decent at least
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If all else fails...just go with the jam, the goat....
Oct 31 2003 12:08PM
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Jooky
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Skihobo, way to throw in the lagwagon comment...thats some funny shit.
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Oct 31 2003 1:08PM
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huckster989
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yeah the letter to him signed by just 'the student body' would be good cuz no one can get busted for it ie no names and than go to the school board. But if you can get the media inolved it will force the schoolboard to either investigate or take actions so they entire city dosen't think they are a bunch of douches! but yeah go leagl route with publicity
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Oct 31 2003 1:34PM
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winterparksuks
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hahahahahahahahahahaha this is hilarious
call me up when you put the potato in his car hahahahahahahahahah !!!! funniest post ever!!
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Oct 31 2003 1:40PM
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Lord_Piot
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your a fucken homo

who gives a shit what your principal says

if he tried to call the cops on me i would just go home

oo0o0o0o0 cant go to homecomming. who gives a shit
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Oct 31 2003 2:24PM
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manus
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a couple things:
a walk out sends a message, but its hard to send the message to the school board

everytime the prinicpal speaks to the class or school, get all seniors to stand up, and turn their bacl to him, or walk out on him, if the student body shows the school board that he/she is an ineffective leader of the school, they'll get rid of him.

circulate a paper, something that will get his attention, drawing a correlation to dictatorial societies and why they fail because eventually the people rise up in opposition to the unfair treatment, and how leadership by respect creates a society that works together, and stands together, and believes in the ideas of right and wrong.

Turst me, screwing with him directly will solve nothing.

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Oct 31 2003 2:33PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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underaged porn in a sure lock up, you would have to be sneaky about it, and I wouldn't know how to go about doing that I can write email, and go to this site, other than that... I ski. So not too sure on how to plant evidence, but I do know it works, my friend's headmaster got arrested and fired last week for child porn. Even the rumor of it would hurt his credit. So that's a sure thing. Getting people to rise up all together is a good thought, but unless you have real reasons he shouldn't be there, him doing his job strictly won't get him fired. You could make his life a living hell and he would get the message he isn't wanted, but not that effective. I would critisize his fear to take matters into his own hands and allow peer medeation which almost every school has with minor disputes and fights. Most likely you are going to have to break the law in one way or another, unless you really do some research on your man. No one's perfect, everyone has secrets, just go out and find em. Just remember anything you do, it's or ass, there always a risk. The best piece of advice is to plan alone, the only fail safe way to keep a secret.
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Oct 31 2003 2:51PM
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i hope lord _piot was not callin me a homo
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Oct 31 2003 4:36PM
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lagwagon
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Michael Moore was one the trustees he fired hie principal and assitant principal.
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Oct 31 2003 5:22PM
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CTripper
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OK your school isn't the only one that arrests people for fighting to don't bitch about that. HAVE A WALKOUT. is this asswipe going to give a detention to every single person in school? i odn't think so.
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Oct 31 2003 6:01PM
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tan
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rape charge


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Oct 31 2003 10:20PM
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ferris bueler, what a crazy guy
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Nov 1 2003 12:15AM
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flanker
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If you ever see him touch you, or another student (non-sexual) call the Police on him. If he's the kind of person to grab your arm to get your attention, you can charge him with assualt.
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Nov 1 2003 2:18AM
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tan
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^good call


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Frontflips are lame

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Nov 1 2003 9:22AM
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master_hucker
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protest... or do a walk out... that happened at my school and i mean the guy didnt leave but he changed a few things and it got kinda better..



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Nov 1 2003 11:23AM
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blind_five
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Keep calling the police,pretending to be him. They'll keep coming for awhile, but then, it'll be like the boy who cried wolf. Then, whenthey stop coming you can drag himinto the bathroom and beat him mercilesly. He'll call the cops and they'll just laugh and say 'nice try Bob', or what ever his name is.

It works on TV.

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Nov 1 2003 4:56PM
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linejibber550
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Quazbotch's idea is by far the best u should feed that fucker to your rancor thatll teach em'!
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Nov 1 2003 5:32PM
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