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the coolest thing you have ever found?
bored, thought it would be neat to see what other people have been lucky enough to find. for me, i found a sony md player in my desk at school the other day, and last year i found a pair of a frames.
one glove with a rubberized football player on the thumb. That or the golf towel that says Schwegman.
1. I found a gravestone from a 15 year old boy who lived in the late 18 hundreds and on his stone it read, 'Killed by a wheelbarrow.'
2. A sueded and furry stuff lined UPS hat with ear flaps and everything.
3. I found OUT that I could fit in an upright dryer... the hard way.
4. Just laying in the grass one day I found my sisters engagement ring she had last weeks earlier
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
when i was in 2nd grade i found a used condom on the playground
i found 40 bucks once
Skiing is way cool - me
The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
I found a ring once and then i lost it
Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
I found a brand new car. and it was just sitting there in a parking lot..
'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
a penny, but not just your average joe shmoe penny. it was from 1989... WHAT NOW!
My hate for flanker increases hourly
well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
my hand found my dick and its been love ever since
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
I found an mp3 player at a skatepark but gave it to my friend.
i found some skis at a ski place once, they had bindings on them too. just think some one left there by them selfs and forgot them.
Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
I found a playboy mag, in some grade 11's desk
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
i found a dollar once...
I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
1.) a 120 dollar soccer ball
2.) a crisp 1963 5 dollar bill, i got it as change at a 7-11, n sold it for 50 bux
3.) lagwagon's mom in the gutter, i knocked her up real good.....then came lagwagon
jimi hendrix played his guitar upside down cuz he was a lefty, thats fuckin cool isnt it?
i found 100 dolla bill one time and i was like fahk.
recently i found a ttc student pass
and a old sock
What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock
Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
I find chicken all the time. There's plenty of meat around the bones because people are spoiled. I guess I'm spoiled too, 'cause I keep finding all this free only partially eaten food.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
so its all Sonasty's fault for unleashing the gayness that is lagwagon
Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
found a machete
i aint found shit
yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
u found agent fox!!! u r my hero
Give Blood.Play Rugby.
i stayed in this cottage once for a week with my folks and found a july issue time magazine from 1969 in mint condition. i still have it in a mylar pouch. it's pretty cool. i would bet most of you would not know why this is important off the top of your head.
quit your job, sell your car, ski like hell
moon landing, do you know if its worth anything?
Well... To date it would have to be the EalsomSkiChick thread. Hahaha fucking hilarious. Thanks guys, seriously gave me a chuckle for the night (which I really needed... been a bad week). If this sounds like sarcasm, it's honestly not. I enjoyed it. Honesty is what I'm all about. Anyway, I'll post other cool things I've found later.
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
the cure to cancer.
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
skihobo- i checked on e-bay and apparently there are quite a few out there. i saw one that was going for a whopping 10 bucks.
unfortunately it's not worth much but it's still kinda cool to have, and who knows, if I track all the other copies down and burn them.....hmmmmmm.....
quit your job, sell your car, ski like hell
maybe it'll be more in the future
crystal needs a park: fuckin hilarious man. id put 'lol' but im not gay, so hahahahha
i found a used condom too in elementary school. my friend picked it up with a stick and threw at at some girls.
i found the gspot on my x. that was pretty coo
Member Number 189
-you are a fag-
love always, McAboy
'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
a camera with pictures of boobs on it
sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.
then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.
i found i had the balls to do a 360 several years ago
The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)
Frontflips are lame
Lets hear it for fat chicks!
i find stuff skiing quite a bit, throughout the whole season last year i found 3 lighters, $20, and a dakine tool
I lost my ski pass to 5 hills and my day ticket at tremblant. Thought I was fucked, made it up the lift, and we chose a random run that we had taken, my brother braked and their was my pass flying through the air!! The ski gods were with me that day! My brother also found about 340$ in about 3 months when he was young, I swear this kid is the luckiest kid ever, but since he's my brother that good news for me! Peace
AXIS BOARD SHOP!
MONT ST-SAUVEUR SNOWPARK!
i found a rad porno video when i was like 13, and i found a 50doller bill in a train station.. i thought it was canadian tire money.. jah
cellphone melting its way out of teh snow on whistler
CMc - *NSFD*
'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
i found a brand new car sitting in a car dealership....but the thing is..it was around 9 pm...no one was there...but it had the keys in it...and the doors were unlocked. being the good citizens me and my friends were.....we gave the key back the next morning and told them. then the car dealership people gave us this cardboard star badge that had their name on it. a cardboard badge....for not stealing a brand new civic.....a badge...to 18 yr olds. wow.
...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...
I found a 1/2oz of some of the sticky icky sitting in the snow next to my car one morning. it was a good day.
***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***
I found my true love back in 1996, I knew I'd find her when I headed for the sticks.
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
a stack of 100 $ bills and a quarter ounce of blow at my counsins boyfriends place... it was worth the beatdown i got
steezier than a bucket of steeze from kentucky fried steeze
i found 50 bucks one time in the lunch room
whos stunninem?.... i am
My buddy found a pair of nike sunglasses, polarized, about $140 American, and he gave them to me.
I found a floater in my mates shitter
Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code
I found out my ex-g/f is pregnant.
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
found a wallet with $400+ US in it on the side of the road, $50 bill on the ground when I was 7 or 8, only zippo that I still have (was in a chunk of ice that grabbed my edge and took me down), found keys to a brand new 300M, Town and Country, and Grand Cherokee that were on display at my local ski area (and I actually turned em in - I could of made some serious loot off that), and my most recent top notch ground score was a Corporate Season pass at Whister (top of Big Red) last winter.
and way too much little shit to remember
I found over $2458 dollars this summer
Girls that ski are hot. Girls that look at Ski magazine are ten time hotter. www.bbsra.com
r u serious?
i think a mod deleted my post about finding preparation H from the 1980's in my bathroom
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i found a 14k gold dimond chip ring snorkling once. I have also found a ski, several broken poles, a pistol (missing pieces), a howestser round, coulpe used condoms, skateboard, and a hubcap.
I found a sont DV cam just sitting on a trash can at the fair.
On average, 3 million dollars worth of stuff is lost everyday, and only 500,000 dollars of it found a day. Just think of all the hidden treasures out there
Waldo - he is a tricky guy to find
Gotta Love The Midwest
Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff
I'm a happy girl, I found about a quarter of W out on the porch of my building when having a smoke last night. I nearly crapped my pants.
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