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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
man that shit sucks
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well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 29 2003 2:33AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I wholeheartedly agree. Nothing worse.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
Whistler Sucks.
Oct 29 2003 2:41AM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
stop wacking it so hard
Oct 29 2003 3:04AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
i didn't say my penis was raw... i said blue balls fucking hurt
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well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 29 2003 3:10AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Aww, poor baby


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 29 2003 4:30AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
this one girl was yelling at my friend and she was like 'I'll give you a handjob and then stop so you have blue balls'. It was really mean.

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Oct 29 2003 5:55AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^ hahaha. man just go wank it, itll be alright





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 29 2003 8:33AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
i did that already.... i'm beginning to think that i have nut cancer...... eeeek
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My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 29 2003 11:01AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
do i sense a bit of sarcasm coming from you sarah?
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My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 29 2003 12:06PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Of course not. How's that going, by the way?


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 29 2003 2:06PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
its like they got dipped in that blue pepsi stuff, but without the tingly feel.
Oct 29 2003 5:11PM
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Mattman
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^ lol shit shit is nasty - by the way I was talking about pepsi blue Yuk!
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Oct 29 2003 5:23PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
it's better, but the boys are still a little sore
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My hate for flanker increases hourly

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Oct 29 2003 6:46PM
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