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skierdudeguy
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thats right, you. ive got a problem with you. always nay-saying, always putting people down. you ass hole, just leave the site. i really hate you. straight up
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
Oct 26 2003 11:38PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Too bad. I'm bigger and older than you. When your balls drop, I MIGHT start respecting you, but it's not likely. Tata.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 11:40PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
have a cry

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Oct 26 2003 11:42PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
go to your tower, go to your tower and nap
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 26 2003 11:42PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I'm eating


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 11:43PM
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What
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what ya eating?

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Oct 26 2003 11:43PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
ohh, nap!
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
Oct 26 2003 11:44PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Chicken, salad, caesar sauce, tomatoes.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 11:45PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Sorry B, it's all love


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 11:45PM
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What
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caesar salad is the shit

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Oct 26 2003 11:46PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16


yum!

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 26 2003 11:49PM
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What
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awwww
that looks quite nice

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Oct 26 2003 11:49PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
say sorry sarah
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
Oct 26 2003 11:50PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I DID!

My caesar salad is SOOOOOO much better than the shit on that plate. Besides the fact that it doesn't look prechewed, it has more chicken and tomoatoes, creamer caesar dressing with crushed garlic, and crispier lettuce. So orgasmic.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 11:53PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16


'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 26 2003 11:55PM
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What
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as long as there is lots of dressing
is there?

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Oct 26 2003 11:56PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
wow, now im hungry
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 26 2003 11:56PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i like salad. shaghetti is gooder tho
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
Oct 27 2003 12:03AM
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What
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spaghetti is gooder than normal salad, but badder than caeser salad

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Oct 27 2003 12:04AM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
better better man work on your grammar
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 27 2003 12:05AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
My dinner is better than any spaghetti. YUMMYYYYY So much Caesarly goodness.

My ex-boyfriend couldn't spell spaghetti, so he always called it canned goods, hahaha.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 12:07AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
sarah seems to have mastered one handed typing....except when most of us do it we're not eating with the other hand





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Oct 27 2003 12:18AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
haha... um...i find it difficult to conentrate on other activities while typing
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 27 2003 12:24AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I type either while I'm chewing or I just use my teeth as a fork


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 12:26AM
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Mattman
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sound good
Matt

Member 2912
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 27 2003 12:33AM
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daddy-o
Posts: 574 - Karma: 10
you got nasty teeth bitch
Oct 27 2003 12:34AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahahaha yeah especially since I have beautifully perfect straight teeth. Right, fag.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 12:44AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
apples peaches pumpkin piiieeeeee
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My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 27 2003 2:16AM
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DrPepper
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ceaser dressing has anchovies in it...

but i like it anyhow.
-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
Oct 27 2003 2:58AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
sarahs turning every post into a food post
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 27 2003 3:22AM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
I had a gyro tonight... it was really good.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted.' - Anonymous moderator
Oct 27 2003 3:45AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Of course I am... That's my job!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 1:15PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
know what i like ...... food
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Oct 27 2003 5:28PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
when you said HEY YOU it made me think of pink floyd, what a great song
-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
Oct 27 2003 5:37PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^^I like it more, so HA! I win!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 5:38PM
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B-Wald
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fucking.....cock-Ass..


i had a gyro a couple days ago..delicious..


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- Andrew Berwald

ns army
Oct 27 2003 5:44PM
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b-ladd
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i had mac and cheese from boston market.....tasty......
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fear makes it fun

'sean, either your incredibly brave, or incredibly stupid. and im gonna go with the second one.' 'what, brave?' 'no, stupid.'

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Oct 27 2003 5:56PM
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mario2003
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The male spiders penis is located at the end of one of its legs.
Oct 27 2003 5:59PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
^froggy? if not, got he fuck away. interesting post anyway, thank you
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Oct 27 2003 11:14PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
so it pretty much fucks everything it walks on

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 27 2003 11:16PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
so thats why spiders always crawl on me. what can i say? im sexy to the spiders
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Oct 27 2003 11:27PM
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