so, just sittin in the living room, minding my own business, when it occurs to me that my mom has googled my name. pretty harmless you say? well, suddenly my random week in whistler ski bumming has been revealed to be the entire ns bitch situation that it was, as well as some other stuff i wasnt really aware was on the internet. basically shes across the room reading my pulitzer prize-winning letter and my article that i wrote on the whole week as we speak. I can see that my esteem in my mothers eyes falling rapidly and her alarmed screams whenever she comes to a picture. as awkward as this may be at the moment, i truly hope that this irons out some of the awkward secretiveness thats been occurring for the past 8 years. Ill keep you updated as this story develops.
^my mom is rather conservative and hasnt had much of an idea as to what i do for the past several years and i think the shock of seeing soft core porn posted of her son on some ski site kind of shocked her. and no it was my essay.
i tried googling my name and the only thing that comes up is shit about hilary duff's sister because i have the same name as her. and theres one about katherine duff on facebook but its not even me haha
- "I'm gonna bust a 540 in your ass, you fucking elephant. No homo." - Graeme