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Fuk Da Police..

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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
god mother fucken dammit..i got a ticket tonight..

the fucker accused me of drinkin and smokin too..jesus fucken christ..

i guess it was cool that he dropped it down from 20 over to 10..and didn't give me anything for not havin me seat belt on..but fuck tha police..

god dammit..
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- Andrew Berwald

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Oct 24 2003 11:39PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
you deserve it just for not having a seatbelt on.





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 24 2003 11:40PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
eat shit ass face..
i had just left my friends house..and was tryin to get home quick..and forgot my seatbelt..i normally wear it..just not this time..

so lick by balls..
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- Andrew Berwald

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Oct 24 2003 11:42PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Ouch, I hate tickets. They suck poopy dick.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 12:53AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
i have seen way too many threads called 'fuck the police' or something along those lines

-What
Happiness is an anagram for penis pash
Oct 25 2003 1:06AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Me too, and they're getting old. Rawr.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 1:10AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
meh, im not a huge fan of the police considering all my illehal habits. but i am happy that they are there or else there would way more crime and shit, nobody to enforce any laws that are actually worth upholding. but still, not a huge fan of them

He who dares wins
Oct 25 2003 1:50AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
Were you drinking and smoking?haha
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN!
Oct 25 2003 4:36AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
fuck the police in da ass.





-Pat
Oct 25 2003 10:39AM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
it works like this. obey the real simple laws, like speeding and wearing a seatbelt. break the good ones


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'He jumped off of the roof again'
Oct 25 2003 1:31PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
the police didnt do shit to you asshole, you were speeding what the fuck do you expect him to do. He dropped your ticket down which will save you a shitload of money, plus he didnt site you for having a seatbelt which is another 200 dollars, and if you really were drinking or smoking thats a whole other story. You should be thanking the police right now

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
Oct 25 2003 2:06PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
The town cops in my town are like super troopers they dont care about any thing and they just mess with people it is awesome




Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
Oct 25 2003 2:09PM
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XC
Posts: 185 - Karma: 1,291
Utah pigs suck man...there isn't enough real crime to go around so the are major assholes.
Oct 25 2003 2:36PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
as stated before, you should be loving and thanking this cop. if you got some of the cops from around here you would be in court and be up to your ass in fines


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Representing the KPP
Oct 25 2003 2:39PM
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flanker
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 11
I really *really* don't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with dspin7x.
You fucked up, take the punishment.
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Oct 25 2003 5:16PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
I agree its better then running into the curb the cop pulls you over thinks your stoned because he sees this then makes you call your parents infront of your friends and has you blocking traffic in downtown for at least a half hour while your tile flattens to the ground and ruins the performance rims on your moms 2001 volvo s80 performance edition´, that sucked and thats worth bitching over. I would have payed the fines in a heart beat to save the embarassment
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 25 2003 5:22PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
the title 'fuck da police' sounds like a song by rage against the machine???????


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 6:12PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
it is but a better song about destroying authority in general is FUCK AUTHORITY BUY PENNYWISE I'll be back going to smoke some bannanidine
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 25 2003 6:27PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
radical




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Oct 25 2003 9:17PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I'm not too fond of the police because I had an asshole one who gave me my ticket, but I agree with flanker and dspin7x, as well. Fuck you! You got off SOOOOOOO easy from that. You should be thanking him and licking his balls or something, damn. He saved you from a MUCH bigger world of hurt.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 9:31PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i wish congress would legalize marijuana so i could stop hiding from the police





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Oct 25 2003 9:44PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
women copz suck


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 10:05PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
not if they are hot




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Oct 25 2003 10:21PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
TRUE^^^ but usualy there just butches


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 10:23PM
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Dallan!
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agreed




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Oct 25 2003 10:43PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
thatz some kewl shit


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 10:46PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
yupp but maybe just maybe every female cop you have met had blod in theyre panties




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Oct 25 2003 10:49PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
yea i think so... especially that mall rent a cop that one time.......


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 10:51PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^^What if they're not wearing panties?


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 10:53PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
then thats just wrong


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 10:54PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
whatsoundslikerain




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Oct 25 2003 10:54PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
water?


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 10:55PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
could be




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Oct 25 2003 10:56PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hot Pockets


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 10:58PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
hot pockets? OOOOOOOO hot pockets???


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:03PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Yeah... I just ate four. Now I'm eating doughnuts.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:05PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i c........ donuts from where?


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:06PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Fred Meyer... We don't have a Krispy Kreme. :(


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:07PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
thatz not good even tho i dont kno wut krispy kreme is good but im shirt itz really good


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 11:08PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
i know he let me off easy..i'm glad about that..i saved a lot of money..and points on my license because of it..and i know i shoulda been pulled over because i was speeding..i was just pissed off because i get my unrestricted (drive past 12) license 10 months later than i should becasue of this..

so easy there guys..
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- Andrew Berwald

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Oct 26 2003 3:23PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i just got back from church.... i hate church my mom makes me go


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 26 2003 8:46PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
that has nothing to do with police or fucking them leave it somewhere else or take it out on a punching bag thats what i did

When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 27 2003 12:04AM
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Tical
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
Fuk da police...
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I don't look for trouble, I'm already trouble..
Oct 27 2003 12:16PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Hahahaha I love it. Fuk Da Police and his PEs icon matches that so perfectly.



-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 27 2003 12:23PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
2x^ lol is good, man my dad was ONLY going 170km in a 90km zone, like come on, give him a break
Matt

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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 27 2003 12:30PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
my bro is a psycho when he drives he went 180km with me goin down an 80 km road


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 8 2003 4:29PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
HAHAHA

Im a Dumbass
Nov 10 2003 9:23AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
Actually, NO, the PE icon and 'Fuck the police' do not match at all... NWA (nigga's with attitude, consisting of DR. Dre, Ice Cube and Easy-E) did 'Fuck the Police'. Yes, Rage against the machine did a cover of the song. Yes, you should have been fined, probably more too.
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Nov 10 2003 9:29AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
tickets must suck ass but ive never gotten one so


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Nov 10 2003 10:35AM
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hucksterjibber15
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did u offer some green to the cop,i mean shit, if u didnt do that, then no wonder he wrote u up
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Nov 10 2003 10:54AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
it could've been worse, hey if it makes you feel better, one time I was stripped searched and violated by a 6'4 black cop. good times.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Nov 10 2003 2:55PM
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