Convince my non-skiing girlfriend to move to Colordado

its full

You'll be happier, and won't hit her as often.

weve never had anything like king kong or cloverfeild

yeah, that's a good reason. if i was in colorado i'd be happier.

its not too crowded it denver

or 9/11, on a realistic note

but we have bears and big foot and avalanches, dont tell here about those

the nuggets are better than the knicks

less foreign people?

its a tourist place they have tons of shopping.

idc if they are foreign as long as the speak english or just know how to walk on the sidewalks/subways. I mean people who dont speak english, and dont know how to live in the city.

dont tell her abut the mexicans

Colorado isn't cool, with skiing IN the picture.

its better than skiing in Jersey, and they have an Ernst & Young there, so thats why I suggested it

ur Getting away from TRL

tell her she dooesnt have a choice

hahahahaha

Plus its way prettier here..

Colorado is full. No one is allowed to move in anymore. Borders are closed.

I was at the Subway in Breck and the workers there were so bad at understanding english that they fucked up my sandwich and went through 3 loafs of bread before getting it right.

I agree with farm-girl above, don't go to colorado.

            -cleaner air
            -less non-english speaking people






that shit is funny. have you ever been to Denver? lol

Yeah, I have a gun. It could get messy if you cross the border.

I don't care if the immigrants come or go. As long as they don't fuck with my sandwich, we're square.

Yeah, you keep tellin' yourself that.

just put up the back of your hand in that "i'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style" kinda way. don't say anything, just raise the hand slowly and dramatically.

if that doesn't work, pull out your robe and wizard hat....

just watch this vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Yeah I carry bear spray I know what you mean.

dammit. foiled again.

thats not cool dude lol

compared to New York, but traffic in downtown Denver is awful. Downtown Denver is pretty sick, and there is alot of stuff to keep you busy.

I am the Dog. The big, bad Dog. Sorry, I had to, LOL. Bear mace is rad.

crime rate should be one of your points



Crime Rate by State, 2006

(rate per 100,000 inhabitants) BodyText State Violent
crime
(total) Murder1 Forcible
rape Robbery Property
crime
(total)2 Ala. 425.2 8.3 35.9 153.5 3,936.1 Alaska 688 5.4 76 90.3 3,604.9 Ariz. 501.4 7.5 31.5 149.6 4,627.9 Ark. 551.6 7.3 46.5 98.4 3,967.5 Calif. 532.5 6.8 25.3 194.7 3,170.9 Colo. 391.6 3.3 43.7 80.7 3,451.3 Conn. 280.8 3.1 18.1 121 2,504.1 Del. 681.6 4.9 46.9 203.3 3,417.9 DC 2 1,508.4 29.1 31.8 658.4 4,653.8 Fla. 712 6.2 35.8 188.8 3,986.1 Ga. 471.0 6.4 23.2 165.6 3,899.2 Hawaii 281.2 1.6 27.6 88.9 4,230.4 Idaho 247.2 2.5 40 20.5 2,418.8 Ill. 541.6 6.1 31.8 185.3 3,019.6 Ind. 314.8 5.8 29.1 114.7 3,502.4 Iowa 283.5 1.8 27.8 43.5 2,802.7 Kans. 425.0 4.6 44.8 67.9 3,750.2 Ky. 263.0 4.0 30.8 86.2 2,544.5 La. 697.8 12.4 36.4 133.6 3,993.7 Maine 115.5 1.7 25.7 29.1 2,518.7 Md. 678.6 9.7 21.0 256.0 3,480.9 Mass. 447.0 2.9 27.1 125.0 2,391.0 Mich. 562.4 7.1 52.2 140.7 3,212.8 Minn. 312.0 2.4 31.8 105.1 3,079.5 Miss. 298.6 7.7 34.4 107.1 3,280.8 Mo. 545.6 6.3 30.2 129.9 3,826.5 Mont. 253.7 1.8 28.5 17.4 2,687.5 Nebr. 281.8 2.8 31.0 63.8 3,340.7 Nev. 741.6 9.0 43.2 281.6 4,088.8 N.H. 138.7 1.0 26.2 32.2 1,874.1 N.J. 351.6 4.9 14.2 153.1 2,291.9 N.M. 643.2 6.8 56.0 107.7 3,937.2 N.Y. 434.9 4.8 16.4 178.6 2,052.7 N.C. 475.6 6.1 28.2 152.2 4,120.8 N.D. 127.9 1.3 30.4 11.3 2,000.3 Ohio 350.3 4.7 39.6 166.8 3,678.6 Okla. 497.4 5.8 41.6 87.5 3,604.2 Ore. 280.3 2.3 32.3 72.7 3,672.1 Pa. 439.4 5.9 27.3 168.6 2,443.5 R.I. 227.5 2.6 26.7 68.8 2,586.9 S.C. 765.5 8.3 40.8 136.5 4,242.3 S.D. 171.4 1.2 43.0 15.2 1,619.6 Tenn. 760.2 6.8 35.5 184.3 4,128.3 Tex. 516.3 5.9 35.6 158.5 4,081.5 Utah 224.4 1.8 34.1 48.8 3,516.4 Vt. 136.6 1.9 24.0 17.6 2,304.7 Va. 282.2 5.2 23.4 101.4 2,478.2 Wash. 345.9 3.0 42.9 100.1 4,480.0 W. Va. 279.7 4.1 21.4 46.9 2,621.5
is. 284 3 20.4 100.2 2,817.8
Wyo. 239.6 1.7 27.2 14.0 2,980.6

that makes since

haha alright my bad, basically the point was that Colorado has a lower crime rate than NY, simple put

well if she is into irly shit tell her shit like magical unicorns and tons of shopping and u will do both with her.

I just notices my spelling error in the title, can't believe I didnt catch hell for that...
Anyways thanks to the guys who helped, some of you other people should just make your own threads if you want to talk about random shit tho...

aspendukes isn't funny

pop some roophies in her breakfast ?and put her on the plane, next thing she knows she wakes up in colorado. the things we do for skiing?

tell her you wont love her unless she moves with you.

rather annoying aswell, and unattractive

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