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Weirdest thing found on a ski run

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Jordan.j
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what have u guys found, i bet there is some weird stuff out there

Aug 13 2008 1:07PM
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Joshua.
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shit in the middle of the gondola....  and after we got off this lady who got on it to download from the top sat right in it.




funny, but the ride up was disgusting
Nov 30 2008 6:47AM
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Peach.
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last season we were riding the chair then about an hour later we got the same chair I felt something poke in the cushions and in between them was my friends pass we didn't even know he lost it
Nov 30 2008 10:04AM
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MEGAZORD
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Unless you meant 15000, its a fake.
Nov 30 2008 10:44AM
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j.saaaarela
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i found a fake rolex on gotcha cut off in PC....dumbass spelled it rolexx........

i also have found some really nice flatlight goggles (Smith's, i dont know wat model), a total of about 175 dollars (different times), and a red clown nose like for a costume.....

Nov 30 2008 12:37PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
bro rape???
Nov 30 2008 12:41PM
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Hairmetaler
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it was really cold once at stratton and i found a frozen squirl in the woods
Nov 30 2008 12:44PM
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dwhite
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osama bin laden
Nov 30 2008 1:05PM
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Sewardo
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tanner hall must have lost it there!! hah
Nov 30 2008 1:29PM
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neon1peace
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its pretty much that way where ive skied (everywhere East and once in colorado). But Cali is awesome and i want to move there fo sho
Nov 30 2008 1:32PM
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yourthemannowdog
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my brother found an ipod touch. He put it in lost in found hoping no one would claim it. No one did, he just sold it.
Nov 30 2008 1:51PM
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Am.Aaron
Posts: 443 - Karma: 22
Could have skied under a moose here in Fernie. Came around a blind corner on a cattrack real quick and he was standing broadside. I was too pussy to ski under him though. Would have been mad claim for the buddys I was with.

Stopped to wait for some friends and there was a bottle opener just under my ski. Still stuck on my fridge (its the magnet type)
Nov 30 2008 2:33PM
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Sp@rk
Posts: 125 - Karma: 12

A pair of Broken Troublemakers................

20 dollar bill

season pass

hmmmm Snow???

Nov 30 2008 2:59PM
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doritos
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My friend found a chillum, fully packed and ready to burn, near the top of Sterling at Smuggs. It was a pretty sweet find. The chillum was kinda beat (camo colored) but the free nug was nice, and the glass ended up getting used to great effect in a permanent, homemade gravity bong due to its large bowl size.
Nov 30 2008 3:58PM
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seeingstars
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samezies
Nov 30 2008 4:09PM
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snowriderdj
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i found a purple and green hula hoop yesterday...
Nov 30 2008 5:52PM
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caucasian_chad
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same, a live porcupine
Nov 30 2008 5:55PM
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BrightonFridays
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a unopened bag of rold gold pretzels it was like santa came
Nov 30 2008 5:58PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
a condom

Nov 30 2008 6:00PM
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iLoveLamp
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a box of chikn in a biskit

not too weird, but delicious
Nov 30 2008 6:06PM
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zues
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i found some turkeys running across the trail right in front of me... i almost hit them too.
Nov 30 2008 6:11PM
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skibum2292
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blow up doll, no joke.
Nov 30 2008 6:15PM
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dylansiggers
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a hunting trap in the woods, like one of the snappy shut ones!
Nov 30 2008 6:47PM
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scofield
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my virginity
Nov 30 2008 6:53PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
pics or...oh
Nov 30 2008 7:01PM
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KarmaSkiier
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um.....blood, mud?, lots of skoal and kodiak cans from me, and a black person
Nov 30 2008 7:19PM
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AEROPLAEHN
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this reminds me of one time last season or the season before. i saw some jong snowboarder walking across the cat track @ the top of Big Emma @ Snowbird b/c he didnt have any speed, and the guy tripped and fell and his snowboard shot down the mogul field that is on the left of the cat track  big emma - it got hauling.

anyways my some of my finds: a few single skis during the spring last season, a pack of cigs, oakley a-frames, some scott goggles, a lot of blood (not to uncommon though), lighters, empty plastic bag with a lil keif in it..
Nov 30 2008 7:41PM
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beckywhe2
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you found your virginity while you were skiing? Thats wild.
Nov 30 2008 10:01PM
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BrightonFridays
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damm
that last one is really rare
Nov 30 2008 10:07PM
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seeingstars
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that's what i was thinking

Nov 30 2008 10:16PM
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Durtschi
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package of unopened skittles, i ate them
Nov 30 2008 11:42PM
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skibum2292
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yes! i have also found an unopened package of skittles and eaten them. they taste pretty good frozen.
Nov 30 2008 11:48PM
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caucasian_chad
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OH WAIT I actually have a better one.

I pulled a huge Snowcross banner out of the snow one spring.  Must've buried it when they were making snow.  Can't believe I forgot about that, it was hilarious.
Nov 30 2008 11:51PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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I found a sex toy on a bike trail. It was like some kind of fake Vag, with lube tube on the end of it. Ribbed for his pleasure.

We picked it up with sticks and hung it on a tree at the trail head. I guess the guy that left it there picked it up, because it was gone a month later.
Dec 1 2008 12:02AM
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TheWorst
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i found a few ounces of coke all wrapped up in this thing, it was fuckin weird. i threw it in the woods because i wanted nothing to do with it
Dec 1 2008 12:09AM
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narwhal
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mmmmmmmmmmmm
Dec 1 2008 12:11AM
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JonathonChandler
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or you could have sold to to some crack head and made a ton of money
Dec 1 2008 12:12AM
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PhaedeD
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a bus.
Dec 1 2008 12:13AM
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mathdd
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3 arabian guys snowblading with poles, wearing jeans, no gloves, no googles.  We stopped on the side of the track to look at them, many people did the same.  It was sooooo sick to look at them. 
Dec 1 2008 12:16AM
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TheWorst
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yup but im a bartender and have lots of money so it wouldnt have been worth it
Dec 1 2008 12:18AM
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Sholte
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a really big bong. like 2 feet tall. right in the landing of a jump, it was weird.
Dec 1 2008 12:48AM
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stingfire
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A halloween costume of a giant bottle of beer stashed in the trees
Dec 1 2008 1:26AM
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Smcelligott
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found fifty dollar bill and a cell phone and a bra. well the bra has been there for a while. 
Dec 1 2008 10:24AM
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Sewardo
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liquor bottles, juice bags (mini sips), poles, gloves and once i found my friend after he fell off a small cliff and got owned by a drif of snow! haha it was prob the funniest shit ever cuz he was high and laughin his ass off under so much snow
Dec 1 2008 11:10AM
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hedgehog
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i have hedgehogs. they aren't anythign like porcupines but people think they are.
Dec 1 2008 12:33PM
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_CC_
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a random cell phone with the banner "i like feet"
a bumper
a hammer
Dec 1 2008 1:22PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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a chillum, it was in the snow at our smoke spot, im assuming they lost it in the snow like newbs.

and a bottle of Hennessey, unopened. this started the ritual of us bringing bottles of Hennessey to the hill last season, best drunk to ride with ever.

then a bunch of random shit, ski poles, gloves, bandannas, etc.
Dec 1 2008 3:07PM
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Aaaron.
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i found two pairs of Scotts.  and a burton bandana that gets me a ton of compliments.  I don;t know why but people say they like it almost everytime i ski.
Dec 1 2008 3:38PM
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Lineskiah11
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not on the slope but one time on a bunch of the chairlifts i kept seein condoms put on the little nubs that stop the foot rest when it is resting on the bench.... probably a good 5 chairs i got on that day had condoms put on that part of these chairs
Dec 1 2008 4:44PM
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crunkasfuck
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o yea i found a digital carmera with ronchy home made porn, and short movie clips. 
Dec 1 2008 4:56PM
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