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inspired by the slutty kid thread...

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wilkesyachtingco
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a thing that i also hate, that kind of goes along the same lines as the little slutty kids, is when girls, that arnt necisarrily obese, but, shall we say, more full figured, wear pants that are too freaking tight, and shirts that are too freaking high, so that there are varitable bulges of fat just hanging over their waist bands... VOMIT!! just spare me, and wear an xxl sweat shirt. thank you.










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Oct 23 2003 3:17PM
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BMit
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I agree!




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Oct 23 2003 3:20PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
but still there is nothing worse than older women wearing spandex because ''it's thinning''.

IF YOU'RE FAT YOU'RE FAT - either do something about it or accept it, but for God's sake have some respect for yourself.
Oct 23 2003 3:24PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
try looking past?





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Oct 23 2003 4:18PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
too much to look past in some cases

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Happiness is an anagram for penis pash
Oct 23 2003 7:45PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
that style is so big at my school. and if you noticed, you cant look past them when theyre 6ft wide


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Oct 23 2003 7:46PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
there's this obese girl in my school that has a 40 lb stomach roll hanging out at all times over her pants, and shes in all my classes. and she always complains about like womens equality and such. its always a horrific experience to go to class now.


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Oct 23 2003 8:05PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
ya its brutal

see this itty bitty thong wedged in an unnatural position and this huge gunt.

there was this one bitch at work who dressed like that

she was probably 200 lbs.
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Oct 23 2003 8:15PM
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404404
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THis one girl i had to sit behind last year was fat, and wore cloths that are WAY TO SMALL and she smelt like feet. A few times i acctuly felt sick .




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-Some girl in my school

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Oct 23 2003 8:49PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
no one can get it on like fat girls tho. daomn!


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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
Oct 23 2003 9:12PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
yeah like those fat chicks you see on talk shows that think they're sexy and shit wearing like bikinis and shit.. like.. its pretty funny to say nothing fucks like a fat chick.. like maybe with all the fat it is special or something.. personally i don't know.. but do you really thing you could find her vagina?.. i don,t think to man.. or if you could.. there would be so much fat in the way taht you would need a 12 inch penis to like penetrate 1 inch.. those are my thoughts


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Oct 23 2003 9:23PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
hump once and ride the waves
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
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Oct 23 2003 9:25PM
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freeze_pooter
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hahahahaha12 inch to go 1 hahahahahahaha ride the waves hahahahahahahaha

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Oct 23 2003 9:26PM
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What
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find a fold and fuckit

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Happiness is an anagram for penis pash
Oct 23 2003 9:43PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Yeah, I hate that. YUCKY! One of my little sister's best friends (who is 5'1 and about 215 pounds) squeezes herself into the stretchy smalls and mediums for shirts. WHAT THE FUCK. It's so gross! I'm 5'9 and I'm lucky if I hit 120 pounds even when I eat a truckload everyday, and I wear smalls. Yucky. You know what else is big in girl fashion right now? I big dark ring of black eyeliner and zebra hair. Yuck. I'm all natural now. YAY!


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Oct 23 2003 10:26PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
no man, you slap their ass and ride the waves in. and just like goin into caves, bring string, otherwise you wont never get back out


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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
Oct 23 2003 10:37PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
or leave a trail of peanuts
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Oct 23 2003 10:44PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
hahaha... peanuts.... but what was the little slutty kid thread?
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Oct 23 2003 11:37PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
theres this girl we called the Walrus. Shes fat and ugly and annoying. Then there was her chubby friend we called her W.I.T. (walrus in training). A few years later the Walrus is the same size and WIT has ballooned to WXL (walrus extra large). The new WXL thinks shes average weight too.

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Oct 24 2003 1:51PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
^ haha walrus the peanuts will get lost in the waves or she'll eat em all.
Oct 24 2003 3:56PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Nah, I'll eat them all


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Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
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Oct 24 2003 3:58PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
youd eat peanuts out of a fat chicks ass?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 24 2003 4:16PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
no the fat chick would eat the peanuts and you get lost in all that blubber.
Oct 24 2003 4:24PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Ewww yucky. Not what I meant at all. Geez.


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a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 24 2003 4:44PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
yeh that's gross..we have so many of these girls at school its apaling...sometimes I cry (ok not that bad)...but sometimes the fat ones bend over and you accidentaly see their tongs and shit...fuck its gross....excuse me I have to go clear my mind

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Oct 24 2003 4:50PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
'but sometimes the fat ones bend over and you accidentaly see their tongs and shit...fuck its gross....' ~jo-skis

I can completely guarentee you that it's not accidental. They want you to see it. They think it makes them look cool because the 'slutty popular' girls do it.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 24 2003 4:56PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yeha, they always think theyre really hot too and hit on everyone... but all you can do is watch their exposed stomachs jiggle around... its hypnoitc...yes, like a lava lamp.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 24 2003 5:15PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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I have a lava lamp. It's really cool. It's blue liquid with green goo stuff. I love it a lot because it matches my room well. It reminds me of seajellies in the ocean. Weeeee


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 24 2003 5:17PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i went to a sailing camp way back in the day and this dumbass kid spent like a whole lunch hour bashing a jellyfish with this chain... then when we were all going out to our boats he was like, you they wont hurt if you touch em... and were like sure, you go ahead and try that... so he smacks it with the chain one more time, rolls up his sleeve, puts his arm way under water, up under its big ol red tenticles. his whole arm turned white, he went to the hospital, we laughed and someone shoved him in the water on the last day.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 24 2003 5:25PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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^Hahaha nice. When I was at the whales camp, we were swimming out in the ocean and I got stung all over by seajellies. It was hurtie and wild looking, but oh well. It wasn't too bad... Just annoying. This other time I was about twelve and on a beach in California with my grandparents. All of these fluorite colored seajellies kept washing up on shore and so I took this little shovel and moved them over into a massive pile by where my grandparents were sleeping. It was sooooo cool. Yepyep!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 24 2003 5:45PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
one time when i was in vancouver walking along the beach..i was looking so hard for a pretty star fishy because i love them and they are pretty.....then i saw one...so i ran up to it...squatted down and started to pet it.....then dave came running up behind me because he had no clue what i was doing...he saw the star fishy and told me to stop touching it..it was dead. boy was i sad after that. then dave started laughing at me and hugged me and i felt a bit better...but that was the only star fishy i have seen..and it was dead.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 24 2003 6:03PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
you should go to an aquarium
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 24 2003 6:07PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
my 10 year old slut threat inspired u!
Oct 24 2003 6:10PM
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BCFusion
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
on TV, all the fat girls are sluts. well, on shows like springer and shit


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Oct 24 2003 7:32PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
elasmo - i have the same colour lava lamp, or had it till it broke.
about the jellyfish, none are worse than bluebottles, dont know if ya get them outside australia tho

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Happiness is an anagram for penis pash
Oct 24 2003 7:52PM
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Winter_Seagal
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
a while back i dove into the water off whidbey island and landed right in the path of some jellies. Worst thing ever. Stung all in the face and my whole body. Lasted for like 4 hours too.
'cuckoo crazy'- Steven Seagal
Oct 24 2003 8:16PM
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Arty
Posts: 235 - Karma: 60
Haa hahaha haaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Fat Chick Porno - MORE CUSHION FOR DA PUSHIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
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Oct 24 2003 8:20PM
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icecreamsandwich
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^^^^ to crystalneeds....i have been to an aquarium..i saw star fishys there...i just wanted to see one not in captivity..in the ocean.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 24 2003 9:31PM
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rossignol_rider
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i have a blue and orange lava lamp in my room. im mesmorized by it.
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Oct 24 2003 10:29PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
lets not stray from the main point...fat chicks. a lot of the fat hoes around me have sexual encounters with navy guys. very gross


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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
Oct 25 2003 2:56AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
oh, ok, then go to oregon... they have lots of em there chillen out in the tidepools and whathave you... although i suppose anywhere with big tide pools would do.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 25 2003 3:46AM
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Jib_This
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Just go huck yourself at lions bay on the way to whistler if you're out here when it's warm. Tons of starfish...or sea stars, whatever.



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Oct 25 2003 10:32AM
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